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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Mfp ebaby daddy won't pay support, what should I do?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Mfp ebaby daddy won't pay support, what should I do?

    File for an econtempt of ecourt. They will garnish his wages.

    I found out because he has multiple ebabies and doesn't work I get $3.78 cents per fortnight from his social security cheque.. :/

  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    Dr MFP-

    Do you do gyn work? Call me.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Mfp ebaby daddy won't pay support, what should I do?

    File for an econtempt of ecourt. They will garnish his wages.

    I found out because he has multiple ebabies and doesn't work I get $3.78 cents per fortnight from his social security cheque.. :/

    Is it too late to ebort?

    Too late.. :( I think ecastration for him so this doesn't happen to another mfper ;)
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Dr MFP-

    Do you do gyn work? Call me.

    Yes. My office is in a cornfield. Have you ever had a corncobectomy?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Mfp ebaby daddy won't pay support, what should I do?

    I am assuming you already did the epaternity test. Your next step could be one of two things, take the high road, follow the laws and get him that way. Or upload all his info onto checkoutmydeadbeatebabydaddy.com and humiliate him. After that contact all his esidechicks and disrupt his eswag game.

    Loooove your second idea.. on it right now ;)
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Mfp ebaby daddy won't pay support, what should I do?

    I am assuming you already did the epaternity test. Your next step could be one of two things, take the high road, follow the laws and get him that way. Or upload all his info onto checkoutmydeadbeatebabydaddy.com and humiliate him. After that contact all his esidechicks and disrupt his eswag game.

    Loooove your second idea.. on it right now ;)

    I had a feeling that would be the more popular route.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Dr MFP-

    Do you do gyn work? Call me.

    Yes. My office is in a cornfield. Have you ever had a corncobectomy?

    No but I feel like I need one posthaste!
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
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    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Dr MFP-

    Do you do gyn work? Call me.

    Yes. My office is in a cornfield. Have you ever had a corncobectomy?

    Hmmmm Urban dictionary doesn't have corncobectomy. I'll need to observe this procedure
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    nolan44219 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Dr MFP-

    Do you do gyn work? Call me.

    Yes. My office is in a cornfield. Have you ever had a corncobectomy?

    Hmmmm Urban dictionary doesn't have corncobectomy. I'll need to observe this procedure

    Bring pliers

    Edit: might want to toss in some lube too
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    caco_ethes wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Dr MFP-

    Do you do gyn work? Call me.

    Yes. My office is in a cornfield. Have you ever had a corncobectomy?

    Hmmmm Urban dictionary doesn't have corncobectomy. I'll need to observe this procedure

    Bring pliers

    Edit: might want to toss in some lube too

    I'll be the one in rubber gloves, safety googles and heels. That is it though.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Dr MFP-

    Do you do gyn work? Call me.

    Yes. My office is in a cornfield. Have you ever had a corncobectomy?

    Hmmmm Urban dictionary doesn't have corncobectomy. I'll need to observe this procedure

    Bring pliers

    Edit: might want to toss in some lube too

    I'll be the one in rubber gloves, safety googles and heels. That is it though.

    Dang..

    I mean safety goggles? Really?
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
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    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Dr MFP-

    Do you do gyn work? Call me.

    Yes. My office is in a cornfield. Have you ever had a corncobectomy?

    Hmmmm Urban dictionary doesn't have corncobectomy. I'll need to observe this procedure

    Bring pliers

    Edit: might want to toss in some lube too

    I'll be the one in rubber gloves, safety googles and heels. That is it though.

    the heels is a nice touch. will there be moonshine?
  • stacj27
    stacj27 Posts: 71 Member
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    How do I talk to a cute guy at the gym? Newly single after 9 years and I have no clue how any of this stuff works anymore!
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    caco_ethes wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Dr MFP-

    Do you do gyn work? Call me.

    Yes. My office is in a cornfield. Have you ever had a corncobectomy?

    Hmmmm Urban dictionary doesn't have corncobectomy. I'll need to observe this procedure

    Bring pliers

    Edit: might want to toss in some lube too

    I'll be the one in rubber gloves, safety googles and heels. That is it though.

    Dang..

    I mean safety goggles? Really?

    Those are what put you over the edge aren't they? It is ok, you can admit it.
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Dr MFP-

    Do you do gyn work? Call me.

    Yes. My office is in a cornfield. Have you ever had a corncobectomy?

    Hmmmm Urban dictionary doesn't have corncobectomy. I'll need to observe this procedure

    Bring pliers

    Edit: might want to toss in some lube too

    I'll be the one in rubber gloves, safety googles and heels. That is it though.

    the heels is a nice touch. will there be moonshine?

    Of course, we are in a cornfield. It will be the good stuff.
  • SunkissedBrownSugga
    SunkissedBrownSugga Posts: 64 Member
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    I cant put down the chocolate chip cookies. Help!!!!
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    SunkissedBrownSugga wrote: »
    I cant put down the chocolate chip cookies. Help!!!!

    Spray them with windex then you can't eat them.

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