Dear Dr. MFP: Are you in a conundrum? Do you need bad advice? Ask away!
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nolan44219 wrote: »Dr. Mfp
I've have a friend who's had a rough couple of days? Do you have any suggestions on how to cheer her up a little? Or maybe just make her giggle?
I think just being yourself is enough but corny jokes help. Or a million dollars.3 -
abetterme9366 wrote: »nolan44219 wrote: »Dr. Mfp
I've have a friend who's had a rough couple of days? Do you have any suggestions on how to cheer her up a little? Or maybe just make her giggle?
She loves a good cinnamon swirl joke. She also gets a bit of a kick out of replacing words in movie titles with the word “butt hole”. So enjoys a stiff drink. But if all else fails, tell her you love her, tell her she always has a safe place to land in you and that you’re going to see her through it. ❤️beingmore1 wrote: »abetterme9366 wrote: »nolan44219 wrote: »Dr. Mfp
I've have a friend who's had a rough couple of days? Do you have any suggestions on how to cheer her up a little? Or maybe just make her giggle?
She loves a good cinnamon swirl joke. She also gets a bit of a kick out of replacing words in movie titles with the word “butt hole”. So enjoys a stiff drink. But if all else fails, tell her you love her, tell her she always has a safe place to land in you and that you’re going to see her through it. ❤️
And if that fails just feed her chocolate and call her a banana head. Chicks dig that.RunHardBeStrong wrote: »nolan44219 wrote: »Dr. Mfp
I've have a friend who's had a rough couple of days? Do you have any suggestions on how to cheer her up a little? Or maybe just make her giggle?
I think just being yourself is enough but corny jokes help. Or a million dollars.
hmmm. D-pics weren't mentioned in any of these. Interesting.....
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nolan44219 wrote: »abetterme9366 wrote: »nolan44219 wrote: »Dr. Mfp
I've have a friend who's had a rough couple of days? Do you have any suggestions on how to cheer her up a little? Or maybe just make her giggle?
She loves a good cinnamon swirl joke. She also gets a bit of a kick out of replacing words in movie titles with the word “butt hole”. So enjoys a stiff drink. But if all else fails, tell her you love her, tell her she always has a safe place to land in you and that you’re going to see her through it. ❤️beingmore1 wrote: »abetterme9366 wrote: »nolan44219 wrote: »Dr. Mfp
I've have a friend who's had a rough couple of days? Do you have any suggestions on how to cheer her up a little? Or maybe just make her giggle?
She loves a good cinnamon swirl joke. She also gets a bit of a kick out of replacing words in movie titles with the word “butt hole”. So enjoys a stiff drink. But if all else fails, tell her you love her, tell her she always has a safe place to land in you and that you’re going to see her through it. ❤️
And if that fails just feed her chocolate and call her a banana head. Chicks dig that.RunHardBeStrong wrote: »nolan44219 wrote: »Dr. Mfp
I've have a friend who's had a rough couple of days? Do you have any suggestions on how to cheer her up a little? Or maybe just make her giggle?
I think just being yourself is enough but corny jokes help. Or a million dollars.
hmmm. D-pics weren't mentioned in any of these. Interesting.....
Haha! Well that depends on the recipient, those could help too.0 -
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Dr, I got the feelz for someone and it's not reciprocated, what should I do?
Im thinking take him by force and make him like me, stalk and harrass... but Im open to other suggestions0 -
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Dr, I got the feelz for someone and it's not reciprocated, what should I do?
Im thinking take him by force and make him like me, stalk and harrass... but Im open to other suggestions
Perhaps you need to get a club, and knock him over the head like cavemen did with the women they wanted?1 -
_barefoot_ wrote: »Hello ..
For giggles I looked up an old childhood friend on FB ( my mom has an account )
What is your advice on looking up an old childhood friend ?
Should I rekindle my past or let the past stay in the past ?
Thanks
Nothing wrong with a little FB stalking. Do they bring you good memories? Then it may be worth rekindling. If you didn't know them well or they bring bad memories then maybe not. Yet, even then something good could come of it. Take a chance.1 -
Hi dr I have someone who follows me around like a negative cloud of energy how do I expelliarmus this person from my life
ps my patronus is a middle finger attached to a spartan
In this case you need to ask yourself, what would Harry do? Only you know the right answer.
Your patronus sounds awesome af.0 -
abetterme9366 wrote: »beingmore1 wrote: »Dear dr mfp: a “friend” likes to eat pizza crust first. What should I do?
Delete them. This is just unacceptable
This is an acceptable solution.0 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »Dr, I got the feelz for someone and it's not reciprocated, what should I do?
Im thinking take him by force and make him like me, stalk and harrass... but Im open to other suggestions
Most guys like some aggression. Throw in a little choking and he is good as yours.4 -
_barefoot_ wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »_barefoot_ wrote: »Hello ..
For giggles I looked up an old childhood friend on FB ( my mom has an account )
What is your advice on looking up an old childhood friend ?
Should I rekindle my past or let the past stay in the past ?
Thanks
Nothing wrong with a little FB stalking. Do they bring you good memories? Then it may be worth rekindling. If you didn't know them well or they bring bad memories then maybe not. Yet, even then something good could come of it. Take a chance.
Dr. I would not really consider myself a " stalker " that sounds so bad more like a noisy person is more
what I am.
FB stalking is a loose term for being curious. Didn't mean to imply you were actually stalking people.1 -
beingmore1 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Dr, I got the feelz for someone and it's not reciprocated, what should I do?
Im thinking take him by force and make him like me, stalk and harrass... but Im open to other suggestions
Message all his lady friends and tell them he’s yours, then send him your underpants. It’s official after that.slimgirljo15 wrote: »Dr, I got the feelz for someone and it's not reciprocated, what should I do?
Im thinking take him by force and make him like me, stalk and harrass... but Im open to other suggestions
Perhaps you need to get a club, and knock him over the head like cavemen did with the women they wanted?RunHardBeStrong wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Dr, I got the feelz for someone and it's not reciprocated, what should I do?
Im thinking take him by force and make him like me, stalk and harrass... but Im open to other suggestions
Most guys like some aggression. Throw in a little choking and he is good as yours.
Okay ..got it.. Have messaged his lady friends and sent him my undies. I intend to knock him off his bike, choke him and club him for good measure. At last he'll be mine
Ermmm @sfertch, what bike track you travelling tomorrow? asking for a friend :laugh:1 -
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beingmore1 wrote: »Dear dr. Mfp:
I drank seven cups of coffee and a Diet Pepsi this morning. I am now feeling some sort of pressure sensation in my lower abdominal area and near my whohaw. Am I dying? What is it? Should I make out my will and leave everything to my mfp spouse...will I have time to get one?
You have plenty of time to get one, it only takes a minute, pick one to send nudes to then you are mfp married. And yes, you should leave everything to him but make a clause that his real wife is not allowed to touch it.
Or maybe you just need to poop and you will be just fine.0 -
I called the cops on my stalker and now he's gone. How do I tell him that I was only joking?0
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Ironandwine69 wrote: »I called the cops on my stalker and now he's gone. How do I tell him that I was only joking?
Send him a singing telegram letting him know that you miss him watching you and you will never call the cops again.0 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »I called the cops on my stalker and now he's gone. How do I tell him that I was only joking?
Send him a singing telegram letting him know that you miss him watching you and you will never call the cops again.
I hope it works. Leaving the curtains open at night seems so pointless now.
Thank you!1 -
Ironandwine69 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »Ironandwine69 wrote: »I called the cops on my stalker and now he's gone. How do I tell him that I was only joking?
Send him a singing telegram letting him know that you miss him watching you and you will never call the cops again.
I hope it works. Leaving the curtains open at night seems so pointless now.
Thank you!
You're welcome but I am sure someone is out there finding enjoyment in your open curtains and you don't even know it!0 -
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beingmore1 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »beingmore1 wrote: »Dear dr. Mfp:
I drank seven cups of coffee and a Diet Pepsi this morning. I am now feeling some sort of pressure sensation in my lower abdominal area and near my whohaw. Am I dying? What is it? Should I make out my will and leave everything to my mfp spouse...will I have time to get one?
You have plenty of time to get one, it only takes a minute, pick one to send nudes to then you are mfp married. And yes, you should leave everything to him but make a clause that his real wife is not allowed to touch it.
Or maybe you just need to poop and you will be just fine.
Should I cover my toothbrush?
Yes and leave your coffee in the kitchen. Please for the love of god!1 -
Should I make eye contact with a co-worker who is leaving the company restroom while I'm headed that way?0
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SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »Should I make eye contact with a co-worker who is leaving the company restroom while I'm headed that way?
Definitely and make sure you're also eating a banana.4 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »Ask...
Dear RHBS,
I am bored with current noodz I am getting and I think all the MFP women are on to me, so I have not been able to nice-guy manipulate any new lovelies into the mix. How can I mix up my game to improve my spank bank flow with new material? Also, I am trying to upgrade from just getting pics to more videos. Is there any further advice that might help?
Would more cowbell help?
You're the best. KthnxBai!
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »Ask...
Dear RHBS,
I am bored with current noodz I am getting and I think all the MFP women are on to me, so I have not been able to nice-guy manipulate any new lovelies into the mix. How can I mix up my game to improve my spank bank flow with new material? Also, I am trying to upgrade from just getting pics to more videos. Is there any further advice that might help?
Would more cowbell help?
You're the best. KthnxBai!
More cowbell always helps but you should also post more shirtless pics in the selfie thread (ok, this may be more for my benefit). You also should ask her to play truth or dare, then start upping the dares. Like, ok now I dare you to send me a dirty pic. Then a video.. just keep daring her to up her sending game.
If none of this works, break into her house, chloroform her and take all the pics you want.5 -
Doctor: I've got 2 hours at the Denver airport waiting for a connection. What should I do?0
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