Dear Dr. MFP: Are you in a conundrum? Do you need bad advice? Ask away!
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Will it blend?
What are you blending? A protein shake, sure if you do it right. Are you trying to blend in? I think it's too late for that. Are we blending in the blood from the loser of the duel in conquest of @SEAHORSES4EVER 's tasty pastry? We can try but last time I tried to hide blood it didn't work out so well. Bet you didn't know we have lap tops in prison now.3 -
CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »beingmore1 wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »Dear MFP,
I have fallen madly in love with a man and a woman here. They both want a slice of this pie but I only really have time to offer a 1/4 of my pie. I need help deciding which one to let delight on my delicious pastry and warm insides.
Halp.
What flavor is the pie?
Good question. Also do the man and woman know about each other? Can this become a sister wife thing?
They hate each other.
Then they shall duel till death. Whoever loves you more and wants your tasty pastry will win.
While they are fighting i shall throw my hat in the ring
Not another one.
Dear mfp,
Why am I so desirable? Is it my pie?3 -
SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »beingmore1 wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »Dear MFP,
I have fallen madly in love with a man and a woman here. They both want a slice of this pie but I only really have time to offer a 1/4 of my pie. I need help deciding which one to let delight on my delicious pastry and warm insides.
Halp.
What flavor is the pie?
Good question. Also do the man and woman know about each other? Can this become a sister wife thing?
They hate each other.
Then they shall duel till death. Whoever loves you more and wants your tasty pastry will win.
While they are fighting i shall throw my hat in the ring
Not another one.
Dear mfp,
Why am I so desirable? Is it my pie?
Of course it is your pie. You shouldn't settle down with just one pie connoisseur when there are so many connoisseurs out there dying to try your tasty pastries.
btw, tasty pastry is my new favorite phrase.4 -
Dr MFP Doctor
I had the urge and, well, what now?
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SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »Dr MFP Doctor
I had the urge and, well, what now?
You're suppose to use apple pie for that. I am less concerned about the hole than I am about what is on top? Are you still going to eat that cuz if not, I will.0 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »beingmore1 wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »Dear MFP,
I have fallen madly in love with a man and a woman here. They both want a slice of this pie but I only really have time to offer a 1/4 of my pie. I need help deciding which one to let delight on my delicious pastry and warm insides.
Halp.
What flavor is the pie?
Good question. Also do the man and woman know about each other? Can this become a sister wife thing?
They hate each other.
Then they shall duel till death. Whoever loves you more and wants your tasty pastry will win.
While they are fighting i shall throw my hat in the ring
Not another one.
Dear mfp,
Why am I so desirable? Is it my pie?
Of course it is your pie. You shouldn't settle down with just one pie connoisseur when there are so many connoisseurs out there dying to try your tasty pasties.
btw, tasty pastry is my new favorite phrase.
This is genuinely good advice. I have no words now.2 -
SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »Dr MFP Doctor
I had the urge and, well, what now?
Wow, never seen a cream filled reeses0 -
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MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »Dr MFP Doctor
I had the urge and, well, what now?
Is that the mini reeeses?
No! It's a super big one! It's huge!!3 -
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »beingmore1 wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »Dear MFP,
I have fallen madly in love with a man and a woman here. They both want a slice of this pie but I only really have time to offer a 1/4 of my pie. I need help deciding which one to let delight on my delicious pastry and warm insides.
Halp.
What flavor is the pie?
Good question. Also do the man and woman know about each other? Can this become a sister wife thing?
They hate each other.
Then they shall duel till death. Whoever loves you more and wants your tasty pastry will win.
While they are fighting i shall throw my hat in the ring
Not another one.
Dear mfp,
Why am I so desirable? Is it my pie?
Of course it is your pie. You shouldn't settle down with just one pie connoisseur when there are so many connoisseurs out there dying to try your tasty pastries.
btw, tasty pastry is my new favorite phrase.
WRONG. It's her milkshake.0 -
MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »I've asked here before but didn't feel the answer was adequate.
What is the appropriate amount of lizards to bring on a first date? Seems like no matter if I bring 30 or 300 date freaks out.
x is the proper amount of lizards to bring.
x = 60 + y
y = the German word for no.5 -
MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »I've asked here before but didn't feel the answer was adequate.
What is the appropriate amount of lizards to bring on a first date? Seems like no matter if I bring 30 or 300 date freaks out.
I think the key is to make sure they are chameleons and you take them all with you. Make sure they blend into your outfit. Have them expose themselves one at a time. If he doesn't freak out then it is a match made in heaven. If he can't handle you at full lizard then he doesn't deserve you at no lizard.
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MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »I've asked here before but didn't feel the answer was adequate.
What is the appropriate amount of lizards to bring on a first date? Seems like no matter if I bring 30 or 300 date freaks out.
x is the proper amount of lizards to bring.
x = 60 + y
y = the German word for no.
I see what you did there.
Clearly it's not 60.0 -
I received an email from an online magazine that contained a link to an article entitled "What It's Really Like Being the Big, Jiggly Body at a Nude Spa". I'm fairly certain that there won't be any actual pictures of big jiggly nude bodies because it isn't that sort of online magazine...but should I read it anyways?0
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Bry_Lander wrote: »I received an email from an online magazine that contained a link to an article entitled "What It's Really Like Being the Big, Jiggly Body at a Nude Spa". I'm fairly certain that there won't be any actual pictures of big jiggly nude bodies because it isn't that sort of online magazine...but should I read it anyways?
Definitely and come back with a report. But just the cliff notes cuz we won't really read it all anyway.0 -
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MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »I've asked here before but didn't feel the answer was adequate.
What is the appropriate amount of lizards to bring on a first date? Seems like no matter if I bring 30 or 300 date freaks out.
x is the proper amount of lizards to bring.
x = 60 + y
y = the German word for no.
Hey, I got it! LOL! I feel kind of smart now...
well that didn't last long..... (funny, that's what I told my last date
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MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »I've asked here before but didn't feel the answer was adequate.
What is the appropriate amount of lizards to bring on a first date? Seems like no matter if I bring 30 or 300 date freaks out.
You bring as many as you want since I'll be bringing one... large... snake.1 -
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Anyone:
I just want some bad advice on anything in general. Then I'll follow it...just to see what happens0 -
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