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I added ice cream and oreos to my slim fast shake to make it taste better. I haven't lost a pound, what am I doing wrong??11
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How do I post a pic in the selfie thread?
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Yesterday's at the GA State Fair I broke my thumb on one of the rides. The ibuprofen I am on are draining me of all my energy. I have been doing pretty well since starting back with MFP and I don't want this to derail me. Anyone been in a similar situation?
You don't need your thumb to work out and stuff your face, just break the apron strings and cut it off. It will heal in no time!2 -
caco_ethes wrote: »How do I post a pic in the selfie thread?
Edit: I'm Amish
Cameras are from the devil and a picture steals a bit of your soul.8 -
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I added ice cream and oreos to my slim fast shake to make it taste better. I haven't lost a pound, what am I doing wrong??
You look so good why do you want to lose any more weight but if you must then stand on your head and chant "boom chicka rocka chicka rocka chicka boom" 5 times while drinking it.4 -
caco_ethes wrote: »How do I post a pic in the selfie thread?
Edit: I'm Amish
Put a million tampons in front of the dirty mirror you are using then snap the pic and post. Or on second thought, just don't. Do you want to be called a narcissist the rest of your life?0 -
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »How do I post a pic in the selfie thread?
Edit: I'm Amish
Put a million tampons in front of the dirty mirror you are using then snap the pic and post. Or on second thought, just don't. Do you want to be called a narcissist the rest of your life?
Make sure you use an ipad, because amish don't use phones bro3 -
CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »How do I post a pic in the selfie thread?
Edit: I'm Amish
Put a million tampons in front of the dirty mirror you are using then snap the pic and post. Or on second thought, just don't. Do you want to be called a narcissist the rest of your life?
Make sure you use an ipad, because amish don't use phones bro
All I have is this potato and a smallish cucumber3 -
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Break__You wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »I just joined mfp and I have an unbearable urge to know where everyone is from. What should I do?!
You should NOT make a thread for that. Instead you should pm everyone, ask them where they are from. Ask what they are wearing underneath their clothes and then tell them MFP messaging sucks and ask if they have kik.
People still use Kik? I would just ask for a phone number to text
Yes they do I had a girl ask me to add her on Kik... still don't get why. Anyway after I refused to DL kik she asked I add her on Snatchchat (snap chat) I did then deleted the app
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I'm open to this.@RunHardBeStrong wrote: »@beingmore1 wrote: »I want to eat all the combos , but it's a really big bag. I just don't have anyone special around to share it with. What should I do?
@SomebodyWakeUpHIcks seems to have a lot of time on his hands but since he is unemployed you will have to supply all the combos. I hope they are PB pretzel combos. If they are then I would like to apply to be your someone special.
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caco_ethes wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »How do I post a pic in the selfie thread?
Edit: I'm Amish
Put a million tampons in front of the dirty mirror you are using then snap the pic and post. Or on second thought, just don't. Do you want to be called a narcissist the rest of your life?
Make sure you use an ipad, because amish don't use phones bro
All I have is this potato and a smallish cucumber
Figured you'd have a large cucumber1 -
abetterme9366 wrote: »I need to lose 75lbs before my wedding next month. What cleanse works best?
Just send me $300 and I will send you absolutely nothing in return because you can't eat or drink anything but water for the next month. You may as well just sew your mouth shut.3 -
abetterme9366 wrote: »I need to lose 75lbs before my wedding next month. What cleanse works best?
The "leg cleanse" where you cut off your legs2 -
CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »How do I post a pic in the selfie thread?
Edit: I'm Amish
Put a million tampons in front of the dirty mirror you are using then snap the pic and post. Or on second thought, just don't. Do you want to be called a narcissist the rest of your life?
Make sure you use an ipad, because amish don't use phones bro
All I have is this potato and a smallish cucumber
Figured you'd have a large cucumber 1 -
I started chatting with someone this morning, and they now tell me they love me. Is this possible? And is it normal for them to request an ITunes gift card from me?5
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I started chatting with someone this morning, and they now tell me they love me. Is this possible? And is it normal for them to request an ITunes gift card from me?
Of course it is possible, don't you believe in love at first sight? Make sure to ask for a lobotomy too when you ask for the ITunes card if you believe all this crap.0 -
Dear Dr. MFP,
Is it possible to make the sarcasm font bold for some people?9 -
Click quote, then bold out their sarcasm.1
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Who is this guy handing out all this advice?2
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Just_J_Now wrote: »Dear Dr. MFP,
Is it possible to make the sarcasm font bold for some people?
There is a way, you just do this: encase the text you want in bold with a b in brackets like these [] at the beginning to turn it on and a /b in [] at the end to go back to feint text.
But sadly even with bolded sarcasm some people still won't know sarcasm if they were hit in the face with it.4 -
Dear Dr MFP
Why does the Puerto Rico flag look like the Texas flag?
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