Dear Dr. MFP: Are you in a conundrum? Do you need bad advice? Ask away!
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CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »Who is this guy handing out all this advice?
Someone who went away and came back to give bad advice on these threads only.1 -
SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »Dear Dr MFP
Why does the Puerto Rico flag look like the Texas flag?
It doesn't, the Texas flag looks like the Chile flag whilst the Puerto Rico flag looks like the Cuba flag.3 -
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SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »Dear Dr MFP
Why does the Puerto Rico flag look like the Texas flag?
Because they both wanted to look like Captain America.1 -
beingmore1 wrote: »Dear dr. Mfp, I've been feeling like I don't benefit other mfp members in a positive beneficial way. Should I send noodz?
Always accept them never reply with them.2 -
beingmore1 wrote: »beingmore1 wrote: »Well as far as the someone special part...there is this guy on mfp who hasn't sent me a friend request. Does that mean he hates me?
He probably hasn't noticed you. We don't all add all. I for instance only accept those that add benefit to me or I feel I can add benefit to them.
So you're saying I'm good for nothing? Damn this is a harsh world.
That it is.
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beingmore1 wrote: »Dear dr. Mfp, I've been feeling like I don't benefit other mfp members in a positive beneficial way. Should I send noodz?
Noodz do indeed help. I promise you won't feel any better afterwards but we will.2 -
Question :-
Should I return to MFP on a regular basis or should I fluck off again.0 -
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beingmore1 wrote: »Dear dr. Mfp, I've been feeling like I don't benefit other mfp members in a positive beneficial way. Should I send noodz?
Yeah0 -
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I never leave MFP for logging purposes. Purely for community reasons. This place is an addictive mess.2
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Dear Dr MFP
Why are there others answering questions here? Are they your PAs?1 -
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is it considered gambling. every time i fart it some time turns into a shart.1
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SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »Dear Dr MFP
Why are there others answering questions here? Are they your PAs?
Yes, like real doctors I dole out most of my responsibilities and take all the credit. (I know this because I work for 4 real doctors)5 -
michael1976_ca wrote: »is it considered gambling. every time i fart it some time turns into a shart.
Yes. And you should probably invest in some depends.3 -
Dear MFP,
I have fallen madly in love with a man and a woman here. They both want a slice of this pie but I only really have time to offer a 1/4 of my pie. I need help deciding which one to let delight on my delicious pastry and warm insides.
Halp.9 -
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beingmore1 wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »Dear MFP,
I have fallen madly in love with a man and a woman here. They both want a slice of this pie but I only really have time to offer a 1/4 of my pie. I need help deciding which one to let delight on my delicious pastry and warm insides.
Halp.
What flavor is the pie?
Good question. Also do the man and woman know about each other? Can this become a sister wife thing?0 -
beingmore1 wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »Dear MFP,
I have fallen madly in love with a man and a woman here. They both want a slice of this pie but I only really have time to offer a 1/4 of my pie. I need help deciding which one to let delight on my delicious pastry and warm insides.
Halp.
What flavor is the pie?
That's the thing about love pie, it's whatever flavour the eater decides it is..so really I should be asking them what flavour the pie is. I'll let you know.4 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »beingmore1 wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »Dear MFP,
I have fallen madly in love with a man and a woman here. They both want a slice of this pie but I only really have time to offer a 1/4 of my pie. I need help deciding which one to let delight on my delicious pastry and warm insides.
Halp.
What flavor is the pie?
Good question. Also do the man and woman know about each other? Can this become a sister wife thing?
They hate each other.0 -
SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »beingmore1 wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »Dear MFP,
I have fallen madly in love with a man and a woman here. They both want a slice of this pie but I only really have time to offer a 1/4 of my pie. I need help deciding which one to let delight on my delicious pastry and warm insides.
Halp.
What flavor is the pie?
Good question. Also do the man and woman know about each other? Can this become a sister wife thing?
They hate each other.
If they cannot put aside their differences for your pie they don't deserve a taste3 -
SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »beingmore1 wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »Dear MFP,
I have fallen madly in love with a man and a woman here. They both want a slice of this pie but I only really have time to offer a 1/4 of my pie. I need help deciding which one to let delight on my delicious pastry and warm insides.
Halp.
What flavor is the pie?
Good question. Also do the man and woman know about each other? Can this become a sister wife thing?
They hate each other.
Then they shall duel till death. Whoever loves you more and wants your tasty pastry will win.1 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »beingmore1 wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »Dear MFP,
I have fallen madly in love with a man and a woman here. They both want a slice of this pie but I only really have time to offer a 1/4 of my pie. I need help deciding which one to let delight on my delicious pastry and warm insides.
Halp.
What flavor is the pie?
Good question. Also do the man and woman know about each other? Can this become a sister wife thing?
They hate each other.
Then they shall duel till death. Whoever loves you more and wants your tasty pastry will win.
While they are fighting i shall throw my hat in the ring1 -
CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »beingmore1 wrote: »SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »Dear MFP,
I have fallen madly in love with a man and a woman here. They both want a slice of this pie but I only really have time to offer a 1/4 of my pie. I need help deciding which one to let delight on my delicious pastry and warm insides.
Halp.
What flavor is the pie?
Good question. Also do the man and woman know about each other? Can this become a sister wife thing?
They hate each other.
Then they shall duel till death. Whoever loves you more and wants your tasty pastry will win.
While they are fighting i shall throw my hat in the ring
Oh! Plot twist!0 -
I got popcorn.
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
What the hell are we getting up to?0 -
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