Dear Dr. MFP: Are you in a conundrum? Do you need bad advice? Ask away!
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beingmore1 wrote: »Dear dr. mfp..... I am just at a loss. I don't know which one is better...a big juicy sausage, a big fat salami, or an extra long bun length wiener. My satisfaction at the dinner table depends on your answer. Please, help me get stuffed the best way.
Sincerely, Hungry.
I always go with the long bun length wiener. Length is more important than girth. Your throat isn't going to stretch for girth but if it can't reach the back of your throat then it's pointless.2 -
beingmore1 wrote: »Dear dr. mfp..... I am just at a loss. I don't know which one is better...a big juicy sausage, a big fat salami, or an extra long bun length wiener. My satisfaction at the dinner table depends on your answer. Please, help me get stuffed the best way.
Sincerely, Hungry.
You should probably try all 3 at one time and see what you like the best.2 -
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beingmore1 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »beingmore1 wrote: »Dear dr. mfp..... I am just at a loss. I don't know which one is better...a big juicy sausage, a big fat salami, or an extra long bun length wiener. My satisfaction at the dinner table depends on your answer. Please, help me get stuffed the best way.
Sincerely, Hungry.
I always go with the long bun length wiener. Length is more important than girth. Your throat isn't going to stretch for girth but if it can't reach the back of your throat then it's pointless.
So, you are saying a bun length wiener isn't satisfying at the dinner table unless you choke on it? Well thats just great. Now I have to take back these short and fat brats that I got.
You can always try taking them in all in at the same time. It may give you the same choking effect.1 -
i Can’t find a good homeschool anywhere can you help
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I heard @Will_Run_4_Food was public schooled so he probably isn't the best one to listen to on this matter. I think the key to a really good homeschool is to tighten the apron strings and not let them make their own decisions.3 -
Is it good to measure the length of blackheads that are pushed out? You know, to share with your dermatologist?0
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beingmore1 wrote: »Why don't soulmates have special one of a kind matching shaped man and lady parts, like keys and locks so we know we got the right one?
Gross2 -
CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »beingmore1 wrote: »Why don't soulmates have special one of a kind matching shaped man and lady parts, like keys and locks so we know we got the right one?
Gross
What??? I think this is brilliant. And then you'd have a perfectly good excuse for asking to look at it....4 -
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beingmore1 wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »beingmore1 wrote: »Why don't soulmates have special one of a kind matching shaped man and lady parts, like keys and locks so we know we got the right one?
Gross
meanie. Blocked. Ignored. Agree with me or you are wrong. I'm keeping note of this by the way. It may (will) be used against you at a later date.CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »beingmore1 wrote: »Why don't soulmates have special one of a kind matching shaped man and lady parts, like keys and locks so we know we got the right one?
Gross
What??? I think this is brilliant. And then you'd have a perfectly good excuse for asking to look at it....
Then you couldn't enjoy sex unless it was with the one and what happens when your soulmate is far far away? What if you meet someone who lives far away and you are sure they are the one and you finally undress for them and the parts don't match? Do you just quit? Sorry bro. Try again.
On the other hand it would make for some i teresting kinks1 -
@beingmore1 wrote: »Why don't soulmates have special one of a kind matching shaped man and lady parts, like keys and locks so we know we got the right one?
What if two men want matching parts?1 -
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beingmore1 wrote: »SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »@beingmore1 wrote: »Why don't soulmates have special one of a kind matching shaped man and lady parts, like keys and locks so we know we got the right one?
What if two men want matching parts?
Well, I think they can.
You avoided a firestorm.1 -
CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
I actually think it might be good advice, like go big or go home kinda thing!_har_T_Swallow wrote: »
I really don't know...I'm kinda dense sometimes!RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
You know what is super funny about this? It's actually a recurring dream of mine that I bury bodies and then in the next dream I'll be digging up the bodies and moving them somewhere else! I've had it since I was a kid!
I actually did do this the other day, not all the way to work....I felt like a dick when I noticed!2 -
CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
I actually think it might be good advice, like go big or go home kinda thing!_har_T_Swallow wrote: »
I really don't know...I'm kinda dense sometimes!RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
You know what is super funny about this? It's actually a recurring dream of mine that I bury bodies and then in the next dream I'll be digging up the bodies and moving them somewhere else! I've had it since I was a kid!
I actually did do this the other day, not all the way to work....I felt like a dick when I noticed!
Go on.2 -
CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
I actually think it might be good advice, like go big or go home kinda thing!_har_T_Swallow wrote: »
I really don't know...I'm kinda dense sometimes!RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
You know what is super funny about this? It's actually a recurring dream of mine that I bury bodies and then in the next dream I'll be digging up the bodies and moving them somewhere else! I've had it since I was a kid!
I actually did do this the other day, not all the way to work....I felt like a dick when I noticed!
...... go on.....1 -
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abetterme9366 wrote: »Dear dr mfp,
I identify as a Wookiee and would like to begin the transition. How do I come out to my family?
Just scream Wwwah rrroooaaah wha at them. They'll know what it means.1 -
abetterme9366 wrote: »Dear dr mfp,
I identify as a Wookiee and would like to begin the transition. How do I come out to my family?
Bake them a cake and write on top "I have something to tell you". As they read the cake start a chorus line you can start off with something like "Wookies get more nookie. I want to be a wookie. No, I am not kooky. Don't give me that looky."9 -
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