Dear Dr. MFP: Are you in a conundrum? Do you need bad advice? Ask away!

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  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Anyone:
    I just want some bad advice on anything in general. Then I'll follow it...just to see what happens

    Drive to work with your left turn signal on the whole way.

    Man, you really know how to live on the edge
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    Dear dr. mfp..... I am just at a loss. I don't know which one is better...a big juicy sausage, a big fat salami, or an extra long bun length wiener. My satisfaction at the dinner table depends on your answer. Please, help me get stuffed the best way.
    Sincerely, Hungry.

    I always go with the long bun length wiener. Length is more important than girth. Your throat isn't going to stretch for girth but if it can't reach the back of your throat then it's pointless.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    Dear dr. mfp..... I am just at a loss. I don't know which one is better...a big juicy sausage, a big fat salami, or an extra long bun length wiener. My satisfaction at the dinner table depends on your answer. Please, help me get stuffed the best way.
    Sincerely, Hungry.

    You should probably try all 3 at one time and see what you like the best.
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    edited September 2017
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    Dear dr. mfp..... I am just at a loss. I don't know which one is better...a big juicy sausage, a big fat salami, or an extra long bun length wiener. My satisfaction at the dinner table depends on your answer. Please, help me get stuffed the best way.
    Sincerely, Hungry.

    I always go with the long bun length wiener. Length is more important than girth. Your throat isn't going to stretch for girth but if it can't reach the back of your throat then it's pointless.

    So, you are saying a bun length wiener isn't satisfying at the dinner table unless you choke on it? Well thats just great. Now I have to take back these short and fat brats that I got.

    You can always try taking them in all in at the same time. It may give you the same choking effect.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    hellvee wrote: »
    i Can’t find a good homeschool anywhere can you help
    Me

    I heard @Will_Run_4_Food was public schooled so he probably isn't the best one to listen to on this matter. I think the key to a really good homeschool is to tighten the apron strings and not let them make their own decisions.
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    Is it good to measure the length of blackheads that are pushed out? You know, to share with your dermatologist?
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    Why don't soulmates have special one of a kind matching shaped man and lady parts, like keys and locks so we know we got the right one?

    Gross
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    Why don't soulmates have special one of a kind matching shaped man and lady parts, like keys and locks so we know we got the right one?

    Gross

    What??? I think this is brilliant. And then you'd have a perfectly good excuse for asking to look at it....
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  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    Why don't soulmates have special one of a kind matching shaped man and lady parts, like keys and locks so we know we got the right one?

    Gross

    meanie. Blocked. Ignored. Agree with me or you are wrong. I'm keeping note of this by the way. It may (will) be used against you at a later date.
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    Why don't soulmates have special one of a kind matching shaped man and lady parts, like keys and locks so we know we got the right one?

    Gross

    What??? I think this is brilliant. And then you'd have a perfectly good excuse for asking to look at it....

    Then you couldn't enjoy sex unless it was with the one and what happens when your soulmate is far far away? What if you meet someone who lives far away and you are sure they are the one and you finally undress for them and the parts don't match? Do you just quit? Sorry bro. Try again.

    On the other hand it would make for some i teresting kinks
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    Why don't soulmates have special one of a kind matching shaped man and lady parts, like keys and locks so we know we got the right one?

    What if two men want matching parts?
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  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    Why don't soulmates have special one of a kind matching shaped man and lady parts, like keys and locks so we know we got the right one?

    What if two men want matching parts?

    Well, I think they can.

    You avoided a firestorm.
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Anyone:
    I just want some bad advice on anything in general. Then I'll follow it...just to see what happens

    Uh.. send noodz... that's bad advice right?

    I actually think it might be good advice, like go big or go home kinda thing!
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Anyone:
    I just want some bad advice on anything in general. Then I'll follow it...just to see what happens

    GUb1TGw.gif

    I really don't know...I'm kinda dense sometimes!
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Anyone:
    I just want some bad advice on anything in general. Then I'll follow it...just to see what happens

    Call your best friend and tell her you need help hiding the body.

    You know what is super funny about this? It's actually a recurring dream of mine that I bury bodies and then in the next dream I'll be digging up the bodies and moving them somewhere else! I've had it since I was a kid!
    cee134 wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Anyone:
    I just want some bad advice on anything in general. Then I'll follow it...just to see what happens

    Drive to work with your left turn signal on the whole way.

    I actually did do this the other day, not all the way to work....I felt like a dick when I noticed!
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    edited September 2017
    @Vikka_V wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Anyone:
    I just want some bad advice on anything in general. Then I'll follow it...just to see what happens

    Uh.. send noodz... that's bad advice right?

    I actually think it might be good advice, like go big or go home kinda thing!
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Anyone:
    I just want some bad advice on anything in general. Then I'll follow it...just to see what happens

    GUb1TGw.gif

    I really don't know...I'm kinda dense sometimes!
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Anyone:
    I just want some bad advice on anything in general. Then I'll follow it...just to see what happens

    Call your best friend and tell her you need help hiding the body.

    You know what is super funny about this? It's actually a recurring dream of mine that I bury bodies and then in the next dream I'll be digging up the bodies and moving them somewhere else! I've had it since I was a kid!
    cee134 wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Anyone:
    I just want some bad advice on anything in general. Then I'll follow it...just to see what happens

    Drive to work with your left turn signal on the whole way.

    I actually did do this the other day, not all the way to work....I felt like a dick when I noticed!

    Go on.
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Anyone:
    I just want some bad advice on anything in general. Then I'll follow it...just to see what happens

    Uh.. send noodz... that's bad advice right?

    I actually think it might be good advice, like go big or go home kinda thing!
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Anyone:
    I just want some bad advice on anything in general. Then I'll follow it...just to see what happens

    GUb1TGw.gif

    I really don't know...I'm kinda dense sometimes!
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Anyone:
    I just want some bad advice on anything in general. Then I'll follow it...just to see what happens

    Call your best friend and tell her you need help hiding the body.

    You know what is super funny about this? It's actually a recurring dream of mine that I bury bodies and then in the next dream I'll be digging up the bodies and moving them somewhere else! I've had it since I was a kid!
    cee134 wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Anyone:
    I just want some bad advice on anything in general. Then I'll follow it...just to see what happens

    Drive to work with your left turn signal on the whole way.

    I actually did do this the other day, not all the way to work....I felt like a dick when I noticed!

    ...... go on.....
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    hellvee wrote: »
    How do I get my mom to let me live my own life?

    Lock her in the basement.
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  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    Dear dr mfp,

    I identify as a Wookiee and would like to begin the transition. How do I come out to my family?

    Just scream Wwwah rrroooaaah wha at them. They'll know what it means.
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