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caco_ethes

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

I would endure the stings of a thousand fire ants in order to run away with @nolan44219 to our private island.

Only a thousand? weak. For him I’d take a nap with all the fire ants

caco_ethes

For @CaptainFantastic00 I’d get in my car and be there in 4 hours, so haha suckers

ManBehindTheMask

Cutaway_Collar wrote: »

Louise asked me never to visit England. However I will be in the canary wharf area in March for a week.

Be sure to pop over to Saville Row - you won't regret it

RunHardBeStrong

caco_ethes wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

I would endure the stings of a thousand fire ants in order to run away with @nolan44219 to our private island.

Only a thousand? weak. For him I’d take a nap with all the fire ants

Haha! But guess who will still be able to move in the morning!

RunHardBeStrong

For @caco_ethes I would run through all the cornfields between her place and mine.

caco_ethes

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

For @caco_ethes I would run through all the cornfields between her place and mine.

Easy for you to say when harvest is almost over

RunHardBeStrong

I would do unspeakable things to hang out with all my favorite buttholes if even for just a few hours.

caco_ethes

@Caporegiem I’d pretend to have a best friend in a neighboring state who I was attending a pretend mud run with just so I could have an excuse to show up at your house and pee in your shower and then eat all your pizza.

caco_ethes

@Will_Run_4_Food I’d ride the Appalachian trail in roller blades while wearing a bell costume just for a chance to eat a dome dog with you at some silly sports.. thing

caco_ethes

zachbonner_ wrote: »

TeacupsAndToning wrote: »

zachbonner_ wrote: »

I would walk 2518.4 miles to @TeacupsAndToning

Walk 200 more and you'll reach me

that's a bit too far

DianaPrinceDET

I’d skip work for a week, leave loved ones behind, drive 15 hours just for a chance to not give you any.

dc8066

I am in FL - no need to drive far, see y'all around Thanksgiving

caco_ethes

@cee134 I’d venture into the fun&games smash threads just to kidnap you and tie you to a chair in chit.

toned_thugs_n_harmony

TeacupsAndToning wrote: »

This isn't the point of the thread but I am so sad that no one lives near me

I'll move so Im close enough to walk to your house. every single day. problem solved.

edited cause i'm an idiot who quoted the wrong person. no one wants to move close to V.

Caporegiem

caco_ethes wrote: »

@Caporegiem I’d pretend to have a best friend in a neighboring state who I was attending a pretend mud run with just so I could have an excuse to show up at your house and pee in your shower and then eat all your pizza.

Be serious...what kind of host would I be if I didn't offer to let you pee in my shower?

caco_ethes

Caporegiem wrote: »

caco_ethes wrote: »

@Caporegiem I’d pretend to have a best friend in a neighboring state who I was attending a pretend mud run with just so I could have an excuse to show up at your house and pee in your shower and then eat all your pizza.

Be serious...what kind of host would I be if I didn't offer to let you pee in my shower?

There better be a big ol bullseye painted on your loofah.

caco_ethes

lstrat115 wrote: »

caco_ethes wrote: »

@cee134 I’d venture into the fun&games smash threads just to kidnap you and tie you to a chair in chit.

Now this is love

I really mean it

Timshel_

I’ve met a few while out and about and some that visited here. Furthest drive was an hour for coffees.

caco_ethes

I’d pull my pants down to my ankles and nonchalantly walk through the airport just for a chance to turkey baste your mini-me’s into my tiny human receptacle and bear you a ginger.

caco_ethes

I would make a giant lever and pulley system that would launch me across the country to your house so I could read what you post on mfp and text you ‘lol’ from the next room.