The completely unofficial and unauthorized (often unspoken) rules of mfp chit chat
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beingmore1 wrote: »
- It is better to be passive aggressive than to call individuals out.
- If you make sense, post logical and well-thought out responses, you will get 99% less attention than drama or awzum gifs.
- If you are attractive, you will get 99% more attention than if you are average.
- It is more than appropriate to skip people in 'the person above you" threads and only assgrab the people you want.
- Apparently, telling someone you want to bang them harder than a screen door in a hurricane is NOT a compliment on their fitness achievements. Who knew, right?
- When you are wrong or can't make a good point, correct grammar. That always demonstrates superior intellect.
- More gifs, more gifs, more gifs. Step up your gif game.
- Iz all gud to use l33t speak and stuffz to seem all trendy'n shizz.
- You actually can haz cheezburger, you just must log it.
- Cats get all the attention, but no one really likes them.
- Ask for noodz every opportunity you get, constantly, to work percentages and so you can groom people in knowing you are down for it. Add a 'lol' or some emoticon to deflect rejection and have plausible deniability.
- Stuff like that.
- If your well thought out list and awzum posts go unnoticed it is more than appropriate to self-bump them for better attention and to cure your thrist. While excellent for text, this is really important for selfies.
- Have a minimum number of like, inspiring, insightful, and awesome clicks in mind and only bump till you meet that threshold.
I personally find the screen door comment to be a compliment, so your post may be invalid.- Always tell girls you want to eat their taco.
- Direct them to their taco profile pic to deflect innuendo and save from moderation.
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- It is better to be passive aggressive than to call individuals out.
- If you make sense, post logical and well-thought out responses, you will get 99% less attention than drama or awzum gifs.
- If you are attractive, you will get 99% more attention than if you are average.
- It is more than appropriate to skip people in 'the person above you" threads and only assgrab the people you want.
- Apparently, telling someone you want to bang them harder than a screen door in a hurricane is NOT a compliment on their fitness achievements. Who knew, right?
- When you are wrong or can't make a good point, correct grammar. That always demonstrates superior intellect.
- More gifs, more gifs, more gifs. Step up your gif game.
- Iz all gud to use l33t speak and stuffz to seem all trendy'n shizz.
- You actually can haz cheezburger, you just must log it.
- Cats get all the attention, but no one really likes them.
- Ask for noodz every opportunity you get, constantly, to work percentages and so you can groom people in knowing you are down for it. Add a 'lol' or some emoticon to deflect rejection and have plausible deniability.
- Stuff like that.
- If your well thought out list and awzum posts go unnoticed it is more than appropriate to self-bump them for better attention and to cure your thrist. While excellent for text, this is really important for selfies.
- Have a minimum number of like, inspiring, insightful, and awesome clicks in mind and only bump till you meet that threshold.
thrist can be debrilitating
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If you don't post one tongue selfie you aren't doing it right0
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If you are not tagged or crushed ...always post how much you'd date yourself...or you are crushing @wine3
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beingmore1 wrote: »
- It is better to be passive aggressive than to call individuals out.
- If you make sense, post logical and well-thought out responses, you will get 99% less attention than drama or awzum gifs.
- If you are attractive, you will get 99% more attention than if you are average.
- It is more than appropriate to skip people in 'the person above you" threads and only assgrab the people you want.
- Apparently, telling someone you want to bang them harder than a screen door in a hurricane is NOT a compliment on their fitness achievements. Who knew, right?
- When you are wrong or can't make a good point, correct grammar. That always demonstrates superior intellect.
- More gifs, more gifs, more gifs. Step up your gif game.
- Iz all gud to use l33t speak and stuffz to seem all trendy'n shizz.
- You actually can haz cheezburger, you just must log it.
- Cats get all the attention, but no one really likes them.
- Ask for noodz every opportunity you get, constantly, to work percentages and so you can groom people in knowing you are down for it. Add a 'lol' or some emoticon to deflect rejection and have plausible deniability.
- Stuff like that.
- If your well thought out list and awzum posts go unnoticed it is more than appropriate to self-bump them for better attention and to cure your thrist. While excellent for text, this is really important for selfies.
- Have a minimum number of like, inspiring, insightful, and awesome clicks in mind and only bump till you meet that threshold.
I personally find the screen door comment to be a compliment, so your post may be invalid.- Always tell girls you want to eat their taco.
- Direct them to their taco profile pic to deflect innuendo and save from moderation.
Its perfectly acceptable to quote a long string of quotes to make everyone included think you are tagging them with something special0 -
Good lord. Even the way he drinks water is *kitten* stupid.0 -
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beingmore1 wrote: »
Remember, when not included in a tag list it’s because you are considered undesirable and not a winner. Or too old. You should always assume the worst. Have an alternate account ready to awesome your own posts for more confidence.- For fun, make sure to WOO posts when someone is self-doubting and down on themselves.
- Make sure you do not let them know if was you and enjoy the aftermath from afar.
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »If you want the friend requests to start rolling in make sure to post a selfie full of cleavage and only the bottom half of your face.
great. time for me to start posting man-boob shots.1 -
More d8 less h8 am I right or what0 -
TenaciousGymKitten wrote: »beingmore1 wrote: »Also post pics of your butt on Wednesday’s.
Just on Wednesdays? Oh man.. I really screwed that rule up.
If you don't have a butt ...post cleavage for double hump fun0
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