The completely unofficial and unauthorized (often unspoken) rules of mfp chit chat

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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    Send a note with friend request. Otherwise you are automatically considered a perv.

    And if said note states "Tell me more about your fitness goals." Still automatically considered a perv.
  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    All messages will be automatically considered pervy.

    Perviness goes down as attractiveness goes up

    :D
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  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    All messages will be automatically considered pervy.

    Perviness goes down as attractiveness goes up

    Also when one receives Pervy messages be sure to tell everyone (complain) about it multiple times a day so those who did not receive them know that they are not considered to be as desireable.

    I cant...haha lmao....

    Ok..ok...screenshot messages as proof and put them on blast...otherwise it didn't happen
  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    TEQWAR wrote: »
    forward0backward wrote: »
    If you're male, over 40 and married be sure to make sexual misconduct jokes to 20 something girls

    As an over 40 single male, where do I stand on sexual misconduct jokes to 20 something girls?

    It's a seniority thing and there's a bunch ahead of you. I think they've unionized themselves or something.

    Unionized themselves? That's a bit extreme! Do they all sing falsetto now? Anyway, that's ok, I'm an anarchist so play by my own rules.
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    When sending the first un-asked for genital photo, its best to only include a partial (think a surprise sticking out of the waistband, or perhaps one o the boys drooping from the leg-band. Gotta leave some mystery ya know.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    csbnga wrote: »
    When sending the first un-asked for genital photo, its best to only include a partial (think a surprise sticking out of the waistband, or perhaps one o the boys drooping from the leg-band. Gotta leave some mystery ya know.

    I'm not sure I follow. May require a demonstration
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    When sending the first un-asked for genital photo, its best to only include a partial (think a surprise sticking out of the waistband, or perhaps one o the boys drooping from the leg-band. Gotta leave some mystery ya know.

    I'm not sure I follow. May require a demonstration

    Its just not the same if its asked for!
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    csbnga wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    When sending the first un-asked for genital photo, its best to only include a partial (think a surprise sticking out of the waistband, or perhaps one o the boys drooping from the leg-band. Gotta leave some mystery ya know.

    I'm not sure I follow. May require a demonstration

    Its just not the same if its asked for!

    Give me a break...still mastering my game
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    csbnga wrote: »
    When sending the first un-asked for genital photo, its best to only include a partial (think a surprise sticking out of the waistband, or perhaps one o the boys drooping from the leg-band. Gotta leave some mystery ya know.

    Or.. if you are asking for feed back on your calf gains, be sure to get your booty and bewbs in the picture.
  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    When sending the first un-asked for genital photo, its best to only include a partial (think a surprise sticking out of the waistband, or perhaps one o the boys drooping from the leg-band. Gotta leave some mystery ya know.

    Or.. if you are asking for feed back on your calf gains, be sure to get your booty and bewbs in the picture.

    Ohhh good one...doing this
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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    edited November 2017
    Every guy must put "no homo" behind any compliment to another male
    Also, add the "bro" to reinforce this. Also acceptable is "brah" or "bruh"
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  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    It's like everything else in this country. You can say the same thing to everyone else and it's no problem, but if 1 person gets offended, you get a timeout.
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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    SurfyPants wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    When sending the first un-asked for genital photo, its best to only include a partial (think a surprise sticking out of the waistband, or perhaps one o the boys drooping from the leg-band. Gotta leave some mystery ya know.

    'genital photo' :D:D so classy-posh.

    These days you must be all inclusive so dick pic or *kitten* pic or balls pic or so on and so forth could have been deemed divisive and one of the dreaded ist-words.
  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
    Surely given the censorship here, *kitten* Photographic Image covers all eventualities... Unless, of course, it's an etching or pastel painting.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    I'd like to ask the panel a question. What does it mean when your mfp rival says something nice in a passing thread about you?? Does that mean she really likes me or was it sarcastic??? HELP
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  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
    If you can't sleep ...find your way to the late night early morning threads
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  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
    When you play TMI Tuesday make sure you ALWAYS post your favorite sexual position even if it wasn't asked or you aren't playing the game right ... who am I kidding it's always the first question that comes through :D
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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    If you send a message and don't get an immediate reply, make sure to send at minimum one every 17 minutes until you get that reply, then reply with your own message of just an emoticon.
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