The completely unofficial and unauthorized (often unspoken) rules of mfp chit chat
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beingmore1 wrote: »Send a note with friend request. Otherwise you are automatically considered a perv.
And if said note states "Tell me more about your fitness goals." Still automatically considered a perv.1 -
MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »All messages will be automatically considered pervy.
Perviness goes down as attractiveness goes up
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beingmore1 wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »All messages will be automatically considered pervy.
Perviness goes down as attractiveness goes up
Also when one receives Pervy messages be sure to tell everyone (complain) about it multiple times a day so those who did not receive them know that they are not considered to be as desireable.
I cant...haha lmao....
Ok..ok...screenshot messages as proof and put them on blast...otherwise it didn't happen1 -
forward0backward wrote: »If you're male, over 40 and married be sure to make sexual misconduct jokes to 20 something girls
As an over 40 single male, where do I stand on sexual misconduct jokes to 20 something girls?
It's a seniority thing and there's a bunch ahead of you. I think they've unionized themselves or something.
Unionized themselves? That's a bit extreme! Do they all sing falsetto now? Anyway, that's ok, I'm an anarchist so play by my own rules.0 -
When sending the first un-asked for genital photo, its best to only include a partial (think a surprise sticking out of the waistband, or perhaps one o the boys drooping from the leg-band. Gotta leave some mystery ya know.3
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Its just not the same if its asked for!0 -
Its just not the same if its asked for!
Give me a break...still mastering my game1 -
When sending the first un-asked for genital photo, its best to only include a partial (think a surprise sticking out of the waistband, or perhaps one o the boys drooping from the leg-band. Gotta leave some mystery ya know.
Or.. if you are asking for feed back on your calf gains, be sure to get your booty and bewbs in the picture.2 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »When sending the first un-asked for genital photo, its best to only include a partial (think a surprise sticking out of the waistband, or perhaps one o the boys drooping from the leg-band. Gotta leave some mystery ya know.
Or.. if you are asking for feed back on your calf gains, be sure to get your booty and bewbs in the picture.
Ohhh good one...doing this1 -
Every guy must put "no homo" behind any compliment to another male
Also, add the "bro" to reinforce this. Also acceptable is "brah" or "bruh"3 -
It's like everything else in this country. You can say the same thing to everyone else and it's no problem, but if 1 person gets offended, you get a timeout.1
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SurfyPants wrote: »
These days you must be all inclusive so dick pic or *kitten* pic or balls pic or so on and so forth could have been deemed divisive and one of the dreaded ist-words.0 -
Surely given the censorship here, *kitten* Photographic Image covers all eventualities... Unless, of course, it's an etching or pastel painting.0
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