The completely unofficial and unauthorized (often unspoken) rules of mfp chit chat

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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    If you take a selfie and include alcohol, please turn the label so that said alcohol can be identified.
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  • SneakyVee
    SneakyVee Posts: 640 Member
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    Corprina wrote: »
    You have to be fun, flirty, comment cheeky stuff, post cleavage shots WITHOUT covering your cleavage with a cartoon character because the men folk kinda frown on that, assume everyone's a troll and treat them accordingly, post hilariously [in]appropriate gifs, do not mention religion or politics, since no one likes God or President Trump, political correctness is a must, always agree even if you don't - also known as 'brown nosing', lurk for a while before posting any comments so that you know the inside jokes, that you best not use until/unless you are accepted and NEVER, EVER say anything that is logical or makes perfect sense. Oh and evidently, according to some earlier remarks, you have to be attractive. ((But I hope you're not too attractive because you might get called out, crucified and fed to the hogs for being a catfish)).

    AND ONE MORE THING: You can not care what anyone thinks, take nothing personally and just be yourself. Your motto must be: "You either like me or you don't and if you don't, it's your loss not mine!"

    Good luck to you!
    That's it - as you were!

    No, it's okay to mention religion and politics around here. As long as it's Godless religion and politics that support that approach.

    It’s ok to say, my God you are stunning!!! And stuff like that.

    What does stunning mean again? Isn’t it just like “meh”?
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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    Corprina wrote: »
    You have to be fun, flirty, comment cheeky stuff, post cleavage shots WITHOUT covering your cleavage with a cartoon character because the men folk kinda frown on that, assume everyone's a troll and treat them accordingly, post hilariously [in]appropriate gifs, do not mention religion or politics, since no one likes God or President Trump, political correctness is a must, always agree even if you don't - also known as 'brown nosing', lurk for a while before posting any comments so that you know the inside jokes, that you best not use until/unless you are accepted and NEVER, EVER say anything that is logical or makes perfect sense. Oh and evidently, according to some earlier remarks, you have to be attractive. ((But I hope you're not too attractive because you might get called out, crucified and fed to the hogs for being a catfish)).

    AND ONE MORE THING: You can not care what anyone thinks, take nothing personally and just be yourself. Your motto must be: "You either like me or you don't and if you don't, it's your loss not mine!"

    Good luck to you!
    That's it - as you were!

    No, it's okay to mention religion and politics around here. As long as it's Godless religion and politics that support that approach.

    It’s ok to say, my God you are stunning!!! And stuff like that.

    Alluring is a good one too, don't forget alluring.
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  • SneakyVee
    SneakyVee Posts: 640 Member
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    SneakyVee wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    Corprina wrote: »
    You have to be fun, flirty, comment cheeky stuff, post cleavage shots WITHOUT covering your cleavage with a cartoon character because the men folk kinda frown on that, assume everyone's a troll and treat them accordingly, post hilariously [in]appropriate gifs, do not mention religion or politics, since no one likes God or President Trump, political correctness is a must, always agree even if you don't - also known as 'brown nosing', lurk for a while before posting any comments so that you know the inside jokes, that you best not use until/unless you are accepted and NEVER, EVER say anything that is logical or makes perfect sense. Oh and evidently, according to some earlier remarks, you have to be attractive. ((But I hope you're not too attractive because you might get called out, crucified and fed to the hogs for being a catfish)).

    AND ONE MORE THING: You can not care what anyone thinks, take nothing personally and just be yourself. Your motto must be: "You either like me or you don't and if you don't, it's your loss not mine!"

    Good luck to you!
    That's it - as you were!

    No, it's okay to mention religion and politics around here. As long as it's Godless religion and politics that support that approach.

    It’s ok to say, my God you are stunning!!! And stuff like that.

    What does stunning mean again? Isn’t it just like “meh”?

    Yes!

    See that’s why I don’t compliment anyone, I don’t want my words to be misconstrued
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  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    Corprina wrote: »
    You have to be fun, flirty, comment cheeky stuff, post cleavage shots WITHOUT covering your cleavage with a cartoon character because the men folk kinda frown on that, assume everyone's a troll and treat them accordingly, post hilariously [in]appropriate gifs, do not mention religion or politics, since no one likes God or President Trump, political correctness is a must, always agree even if you don't - also known as 'brown nosing', lurk for a while before posting any comments so that you know the inside jokes, that you best not use until/unless you are accepted and NEVER, EVER say anything that is logical or makes perfect sense. Oh and evidently, according to some earlier remarks, you have to be attractive. ((But I hope you're not too attractive because you might get called out, crucified and fed to the hogs for being a catfish)).

    AND ONE MORE THING: You can not care what anyone thinks, take nothing personally and just be yourself. Your motto must be: "You either like me or you don't and if you don't, it's your loss not mine!"

    Good luck to you!
    That's it - as you were!

    No, it's okay to mention religion and politics around here. As long as it's Godless religion and politics that support that approach.

    It’s ok to say, my God you are stunning!!! And stuff like that.

    Alluring is a good one too, don't forget alluring.

    Also “cute” and “handsome” is actually a big insult

    Are any of the compliments good??
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  • SneakyVee
    SneakyVee Posts: 640 Member
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    SneakyVee wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    SneakyVee wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    Corprina wrote: »
    You have to be fun, flirty, comment cheeky stuff, post cleavage shots WITHOUT covering your cleavage with a cartoon character because the men folk kinda frown on that, assume everyone's a troll and treat them accordingly, post hilariously [in]appropriate gifs, do not mention religion or politics, since no one likes God or President Trump, political correctness is a must, always agree even if you don't - also known as 'brown nosing', lurk for a while before posting any comments so that you know the inside jokes, that you best not use until/unless you are accepted and NEVER, EVER say anything that is logical or makes perfect sense. Oh and evidently, according to some earlier remarks, you have to be attractive. ((But I hope you're not too attractive because you might get called out, crucified and fed to the hogs for being a catfish)).

    AND ONE MORE THING: You can not care what anyone thinks, take nothing personally and just be yourself. Your motto must be: "You either like me or you don't and if you don't, it's your loss not mine!"

    Good luck to you!
    That's it - as you were!

    No, it's okay to mention religion and politics around here. As long as it's Godless religion and politics that support that approach.

    It’s ok to say, my God you are stunning!!! And stuff like that.

    What does stunning mean again? Isn’t it just like “meh”?

    Yes!

    See that’s why I don’t compliment anyone, I don’t want my words to be misconstrued

    Well this thread basically lays it all out. How could you get it wrong?

    God it’s so *kitten* hot when you tell me what to do, praise be to the Lord you stunning Polska piece
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  • BishopWankapin
    BishopWankapin Posts: 276 Member
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    The attractive people are allowed to be weirder and more flirty because they are attractive. When less attractive people are really flirty or weird it’s always considered creepy

    GIVE ME THE CREAM BANANA WOMAN!
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  • BishopWankapin
    BishopWankapin Posts: 276 Member
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    TicoCortez wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    The attractive people are allowed to be weirder and more flirty because they are attractive. When less attractive people are really flirty or weird it’s always considered creepy

    GIVE ME THE CREAM BANANA WOMAN!

    You and I are allowed to make our own rules

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  • Mandygring
    Mandygring Posts: 704 Member
    I once (as a nieve new member) made a post about what diet worked best for me and was completely ripped apart for it...guess I should have been a follower...not!!!
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    Mandygring wrote: »
    I once (as a nieve new member) made a post about what diet worked best for me and was completely ripped apart for it...guess I should have been a follower...not!!!

    Well now you know keto is the only way to go.
  • Mandygring
    Mandygring Posts: 704 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Mandygring wrote: »
    I once (as a nieve new member) made a post about what diet worked best for me and was completely ripped apart for it...guess I should have been a follower...not!!!

    Well now you know keto is the only way to go.

    Hahaha ;)
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  • YearOfTheDragonLeo
    YearOfTheDragonLeo Posts: 215 Member
    I’m here to break rules
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  • PAFC84
    PAFC84 Posts: 1,871 Member
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    Corprina wrote: »
    You have to be fun, flirty, comment cheeky stuff, post cleavage shots WITHOUT covering your cleavage with a cartoon character because the men folk kinda frown on that, assume everyone's a troll and treat them accordingly, post hilariously [in]appropriate gifs, do not mention religion or politics, since no one likes God or President Trump, political correctness is a must, always agree even if you don't - also known as 'brown nosing', lurk for a while before posting any comments so that you know the inside jokes, that you best not use until/unless you are accepted and NEVER, EVER say anything that is logical or makes perfect sense. Oh and evidently, according to some earlier remarks, you have to be attractive. ((But I hope you're not too attractive because you might get called out, crucified and fed to the hogs for being a catfish)).

    AND ONE MORE THING: You can not care what anyone thinks, take nothing personally and just be yourself. Your motto must be: "You either like me or you don't and if you don't, it's your loss not mine!"

    Good luck to you!
    That's it - as you were!

    No, it's okay to mention religion and politics around here. As long as it's Godless religion and politics that support that approach.

    It’s ok to say, my God you are stunning!!! And stuff like that.

    Alluring is a good one too, don't forget alluring.

    Also “cute” and “handsome” is actually a big insult

    Are any of the compliments good??

    I prefer money to compliments
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    PAFC84 wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    Corprina wrote: »
    You have to be fun, flirty, comment cheeky stuff, post cleavage shots WITHOUT covering your cleavage with a cartoon character because the men folk kinda frown on that, assume everyone's a troll and treat them accordingly, post hilariously [in]appropriate gifs, do not mention religion or politics, since no one likes God or President Trump, political correctness is a must, always agree even if you don't - also known as 'brown nosing', lurk for a while before posting any comments so that you know the inside jokes, that you best not use until/unless you are accepted and NEVER, EVER say anything that is logical or makes perfect sense. Oh and evidently, according to some earlier remarks, you have to be attractive. ((But I hope you're not too attractive because you might get called out, crucified and fed to the hogs for being a catfish)).

    AND ONE MORE THING: You can not care what anyone thinks, take nothing personally and just be yourself. Your motto must be: "You either like me or you don't and if you don't, it's your loss not mine!"

    Good luck to you!
    That's it - as you were!

    No, it's okay to mention religion and politics around here. As long as it's Godless religion and politics that support that approach.

    It’s ok to say, my God you are stunning!!! And stuff like that.

    Alluring is a good one too, don't forget alluring.

    Also “cute” and “handsome” is actually a big insult

    Are any of the compliments good??

    I prefer money to compliments

    But of course! Be as rude as you want as long as there's some cash involved
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  • PAFC84
    PAFC84 Posts: 1,871 Member
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    PAFC84 wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    Corprina wrote: »
    You have to be fun, flirty, comment cheeky stuff, post cleavage shots WITHOUT covering your cleavage with a cartoon character because the men folk kinda frown on that, assume everyone's a troll and treat them accordingly, post hilariously [in]appropriate gifs, do not mention religion or politics, since no one likes God or President Trump, political correctness is a must, always agree even if you don't - also known as 'brown nosing', lurk for a while before posting any comments so that you know the inside jokes, that you best not use until/unless you are accepted and NEVER, EVER say anything that is logical or makes perfect sense. Oh and evidently, according to some earlier remarks, you have to be attractive. ((But I hope you're not too attractive because you might get called out, crucified and fed to the hogs for being a catfish)).

    AND ONE MORE THING: You can not care what anyone thinks, take nothing personally and just be yourself. Your motto must be: "You either like me or you don't and if you don't, it's your loss not mine!"

    Good luck to you!
    That's it - as you were!

    No, it's okay to mention religion and politics around here. As long as it's Godless religion and politics that support that approach.

    It’s ok to say, my God you are stunning!!! And stuff like that.

    Alluring is a good one too, don't forget alluring.

    Also “cute” and “handsome” is actually a big insult

    Are any of the compliments good??

    I prefer money to compliments

    But of course! Be as rude as you want as long as there's some cash involved

    Are you accusing me of being rude. SISTA.. You ain't seen nothing yet
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    PAFC84 wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    PAFC84 wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    Corprina wrote: »
    You have to be fun, flirty, comment cheeky stuff, post cleavage shots WITHOUT covering your cleavage with a cartoon character because the men folk kinda frown on that, assume everyone's a troll and treat them accordingly, post hilariously [in]appropriate gifs, do not mention religion or politics, since no one likes God or President Trump, political correctness is a must, always agree even if you don't - also known as 'brown nosing', lurk for a while before posting any comments so that you know the inside jokes, that you best not use until/unless you are accepted and NEVER, EVER say anything that is logical or makes perfect sense. Oh and evidently, according to some earlier remarks, you have to be attractive. ((But I hope you're not too attractive because you might get called out, crucified and fed to the hogs for being a catfish)).

    AND ONE MORE THING: You can not care what anyone thinks, take nothing personally and just be yourself. Your motto must be: "You either like me or you don't and if you don't, it's your loss not mine!"

    Good luck to you!
    That's it - as you were!

    No, it's okay to mention religion and politics around here. As long as it's Godless religion and politics that support that approach.

    It’s ok to say, my God you are stunning!!! And stuff like that.

    Alluring is a good one too, don't forget alluring.

    Also “cute” and “handsome” is actually a big insult

    Are any of the compliments good??

    I prefer money to compliments

    But of course! Be as rude as you want as long as there's some cash involved

    Are you accusing me of being rude. SISTA.. You ain't seen nothing yet

    Let's see it! Waiting....
  • PAFC84
    PAFC84 Posts: 1,871 Member
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    PAFC84 wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    PAFC84 wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    Corprina wrote: »
    You have to be fun, flirty, comment cheeky stuff, post cleavage shots WITHOUT covering your cleavage with a cartoon character because the men folk kinda frown on that, assume everyone's a troll and treat them accordingly, post hilariously [in]appropriate gifs, do not mention religion or politics, since no one likes God or President Trump, political correctness is a must, always agree even if you don't - also known as 'brown nosing', lurk for a while before posting any comments so that you know the inside jokes, that you best not use until/unless you are accepted and NEVER, EVER say anything that is logical or makes perfect sense. Oh and evidently, according to some earlier remarks, you have to be attractive. ((But I hope you're not too attractive because you might get called out, crucified and fed to the hogs for being a catfish)).

    AND ONE MORE THING: You can not care what anyone thinks, take nothing personally and just be yourself. Your motto must be: "You either like me or you don't and if you don't, it's your loss not mine!"

    Good luck to you!
    That's it - as you were!

    No, it's okay to mention religion and politics around here. As long as it's Godless religion and politics that support that approach.

    It’s ok to say, my God you are stunning!!! And stuff like that.

    Alluring is a good one too, don't forget alluring.

    Also “cute” and “handsome” is actually a big insult

    Are any of the compliments good??

    I prefer money to compliments

    But of course! Be as rude as you want as long as there's some cash involved

    Are you accusing me of being rude. SISTA.. You ain't seen nothing yet

    Let's see it! Waiting....

    I like to keep them waiting....
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    PAFC84 wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    PAFC84 wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    PAFC84 wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    Corprina wrote: »
    You have to be fun, flirty, comment cheeky stuff, post cleavage shots WITHOUT covering your cleavage with a cartoon character because the men folk kinda frown on that, assume everyone's a troll and treat them accordingly, post hilariously [in]appropriate gifs, do not mention religion or politics, since no one likes God or President Trump, political correctness is a must, always agree even if you don't - also known as 'brown nosing', lurk for a while before posting any comments so that you know the inside jokes, that you best not use until/unless you are accepted and NEVER, EVER say anything that is logical or makes perfect sense. Oh and evidently, according to some earlier remarks, you have to be attractive. ((But I hope you're not too attractive because you might get called out, crucified and fed to the hogs for being a catfish)).

    AND ONE MORE THING: You can not care what anyone thinks, take nothing personally and just be yourself. Your motto must be: "You either like me or you don't and if you don't, it's your loss not mine!"

    Good luck to you!
    That's it - as you were!

    No, it's okay to mention religion and politics around here. As long as it's Godless religion and politics that support that approach.

    It’s ok to say, my God you are stunning!!! And stuff like that.

    Alluring is a good one too, don't forget alluring.

    Also “cute” and “handsome” is actually a big insult

    Are any of the compliments good??

    I prefer money to compliments

    But of course! Be as rude as you want as long as there's some cash involved

    Are you accusing me of being rude. SISTA.. You ain't seen nothing yet

    Let's see it! Waiting....

    I like to keep them waiting....

    Taps foot, *looks at watch* still waiting
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    PAFC84 wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    PAFC84 wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    PAFC84 wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    Corprina wrote: »
    You have to be fun, flirty, comment cheeky stuff, post cleavage shots WITHOUT covering your cleavage with a cartoon character because the men folk kinda frown on that, assume everyone's a troll and treat them accordingly, post hilariously [in]appropriate gifs, do not mention religion or politics, since no one likes God or President Trump, political correctness is a must, always agree even if you don't - also known as 'brown nosing', lurk for a while before posting any comments so that you know the inside jokes, that you best not use until/unless you are accepted and NEVER, EVER say anything that is logical or makes perfect sense. Oh and evidently, according to some earlier remarks, you have to be attractive. ((But I hope you're not too attractive because you might get called out, crucified and fed to the hogs for being a catfish)).

    AND ONE MORE THING: You can not care what anyone thinks, take nothing personally and just be yourself. Your motto must be: "You either like me or you don't and if you don't, it's your loss not mine!"

    Good luck to you!
    That's it - as you were!

    No, it's okay to mention religion and politics around here. As long as it's Godless religion and politics that support that approach.

    It’s ok to say, my God you are stunning!!! And stuff like that.

    Alluring is a good one too, don't forget alluring.

    Also “cute” and “handsome” is actually a big insult

    Are any of the compliments good??

    I prefer money to compliments

    But of course! Be as rude as you want as long as there's some cash involved

    Are you accusing me of being rude. SISTA.. You ain't seen nothing yet

    Let's see it! Waiting....

    I like to keep them waiting....

    Taps foot, *looks at watch* still waiting

    Right??? Geesh. Ain't got all day here mister
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