The completely unofficial and unauthorized (often unspoken) rules of mfp chit chat
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »beingmore1 wrote: »beingmore1 wrote: »You have to be fun, flirty, comment cheeky stuff, post cleavage shots WITHOUT covering your cleavage with a cartoon character because the men folk kinda frown on that, assume everyone's a troll and treat them accordingly, post hilariously [in]appropriate gifs, do not mention religion or politics, since no one likes God or President Trump, political correctness is a must, always agree even if you don't - also known as 'brown nosing', lurk for a while before posting any comments so that you know the inside jokes, that you best not use until/unless you are accepted and NEVER, EVER say anything that is logical or makes perfect sense. Oh and evidently, according to some earlier remarks, you have to be attractive. ((But I hope you're not too attractive because you might get called out, crucified and fed to the hogs for being a catfish)).
AND ONE MORE THING: You can not care what anyone thinks, take nothing personally and just be yourself. Your motto must be: "You either like me or you don't and if you don't, it's your loss not mine!"
Good luck to you!
That's it - as you were!
No, it's okay to mention religion and politics around here. As long as it's Godless religion and politics that support that approach.
It’s ok to say, my God you are stunning!!! And stuff like that.
Alluring is a good one too, don't forget alluring.
Also “cute” and “handsome” is actually a big insult
Are any of the compliments good??
I prefer money to compliments
But of course! Be as rude as you want as long as there's some cash involved
Are you accusing me of being rude. SISTA.. You ain't seen nothing yet
Let's see it! Waiting....
I like to keep them waiting....
Taps foot, *looks at watch* still waiting
Right??? Geesh. Ain't got all day here mister
All good things come to those that wait....0 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »beingmore1 wrote: »beingmore1 wrote: »You have to be fun, flirty, comment cheeky stuff, post cleavage shots WITHOUT covering your cleavage with a cartoon character because the men folk kinda frown on that, assume everyone's a troll and treat them accordingly, post hilariously [in]appropriate gifs, do not mention religion or politics, since no one likes God or President Trump, political correctness is a must, always agree even if you don't - also known as 'brown nosing', lurk for a while before posting any comments so that you know the inside jokes, that you best not use until/unless you are accepted and NEVER, EVER say anything that is logical or makes perfect sense. Oh and evidently, according to some earlier remarks, you have to be attractive. ((But I hope you're not too attractive because you might get called out, crucified and fed to the hogs for being a catfish)).
AND ONE MORE THING: You can not care what anyone thinks, take nothing personally and just be yourself. Your motto must be: "You either like me or you don't and if you don't, it's your loss not mine!"
Good luck to you!
That's it - as you were!
No, it's okay to mention religion and politics around here. As long as it's Godless religion and politics that support that approach.
It’s ok to say, my God you are stunning!!! And stuff like that.
Alluring is a good one too, don't forget alluring.
Also “cute” and “handsome” is actually a big insult
Are any of the compliments good??
I prefer money to compliments
But of course! Be as rude as you want as long as there's some cash involved
Are you accusing me of being rude. SISTA.. You ain't seen nothing yet
Let's see it! Waiting....
I like to keep them waiting....
Taps foot, *looks at watch* still waiting
You're on camcorder duty. No touches for you0 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »beingmore1 wrote: »beingmore1 wrote: »You have to be fun, flirty, comment cheeky stuff, post cleavage shots WITHOUT covering your cleavage with a cartoon character because the men folk kinda frown on that, assume everyone's a troll and treat them accordingly, post hilariously [in]appropriate gifs, do not mention religion or politics, since no one likes God or President Trump, political correctness is a must, always agree even if you don't - also known as 'brown nosing', lurk for a while before posting any comments so that you know the inside jokes, that you best not use until/unless you are accepted and NEVER, EVER say anything that is logical or makes perfect sense. Oh and evidently, according to some earlier remarks, you have to be attractive. ((But I hope you're not too attractive because you might get called out, crucified and fed to the hogs for being a catfish)).
AND ONE MORE THING: You can not care what anyone thinks, take nothing personally and just be yourself. Your motto must be: "You either like me or you don't and if you don't, it's your loss not mine!"
Good luck to you!
That's it - as you were!
No, it's okay to mention religion and politics around here. As long as it's Godless religion and politics that support that approach.
It’s ok to say, my God you are stunning!!! And stuff like that.
Alluring is a good one too, don't forget alluring.
Also “cute” and “handsome” is actually a big insult
Are any of the compliments good??
I prefer money to compliments
But of course! Be as rude as you want as long as there's some cash involved
Are you accusing me of being rude. SISTA.. You ain't seen nothing yet
Let's see it! Waiting....
I like to keep them waiting....
Taps foot, *looks at watch* still waiting
You're on camcorder duty. No touches for you
yeah..hold that thought..
No touches for you ..good morning btw.
There are no rules ..0 -
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beingmore1 wrote: »Threads in which you are to post a random assortment of anything are not permitted.
Yeah.. fun is not to be had
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If you're going to steal an *kitten* pic and pass it off as your own, make sure it's from a user that's not well known.6
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beingmore1 wrote: »
I miss all the good stuff0 -
beingmore1 wrote: »
I miss all the good stuff
*kitten*! Me too!0 -
Did that really happen....hahahaha1
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Yes. @toned_thugs_n_harmony got that magical bootay.4
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Mfp...some people like drama...seek it...dont be their thrill0
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Or do...its part of the mfp thrill2
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Once here, you can never leave, just take breaks. But, when you come back you get to try and figure out who is who on the new profiles, so theres that.
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beingmore1 wrote: »And if you do come back...there is always somebody who feel the need to "call you out" so don't bother trying to stay anonymous.
Arent you the creampuff girl?0 -
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beingmore1 wrote: »beingmore1 wrote: »And if you do come back...there is always somebody who feel the need to "call you out" so don't bother trying to stay anonymous.
Arent you the creampuff girl?
no, are you the bathtub selfie guy?
No, I'm the bathtub selfie girl, duh, and thanks for ruining it.1 -
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beingmore1 wrote: »rule #247....nobody ever appreciates you when you point out the truth
Better yet they find a way to turn it on you
#155 You are always in the wrong0 -
Everyone has to be a 10, even if they aren't. Honesty not encouraged.0
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beingmore1 wrote: »rule #247....nobody ever appreciates you when you point out the truth
Better yet they find a way to turn it on you
#155 You are always in the wrong
You wrong! Thats rule #1540 -
beingmore1 wrote: »jennifer_417 wrote: »Everyone has to be a 10, even if they aren't. Honesty not encouraged.
if you are rated a "ten" you are probably just considered "eh". However, if you are rated a "ten, hot damn" you really are a ten.
How does the use of emojis affect this rating?0 -
beingmore1 wrote: »jennifer_417 wrote: »Everyone has to be a 10, even if they aren't. Honesty not encouraged.
if you are rated a "ten" you are probably just considered "eh". However, if you are rated a "ten, hot damn" you really are a ten.
How does the use of emojis affect this rating?
Depends on the emoji...simple smiley face is to let the poster know they are being curtious1 -
beingmore1 wrote: »jennifer_417 wrote: »Everyone has to be a 10, even if they aren't. Honesty not encouraged.
if you are rated a "ten" you are probably just considered "eh". However, if you are rated a "ten, hot damn" you really are a ten.
How does the use of emojis affect this rating?
Depends on the emoji...simple smiley face is to let the poster know they are being curtious
Pity rating. Uck0 -
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