The completely unofficial and unauthorized (often unspoken) rules of mfp chit chat
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beingmore1 wrote: »TheRoadDog wrote: »
It is just assumed that everyone is your rival.
Nobody likes me? I have a worse rating than Trump? I'm stopping at the Liquor Store on the way home.0 -
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TheRoadDog wrote: »
Damn you broh RoadDog!
*also...no homo and note the placement of broh to signify that. Thems the rules.
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beingmore1 wrote: »TheRoadDog wrote: »
Damn you broh RoadDog!
*also...no homo and note the placement of broh to signify that. Thems the rules.
This is adequate, however, the winkie emoji would also be appropriate to cushion the rage. Or flirt.
Done, thank you.0 -
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beingmore1 wrote: »beingmore1 wrote: »TheRoadDog wrote: »
Damn you broh RoadDog!
*also...no homo and note the placement of broh to signify that. Thems the rules.
This is adequate, however, the winkie emoji would also be appropriate to cushion the rage. Or flirt.
Done, thank you.
This helps because although you say “no homo” the winkie face also lends itself to the possibility of no pants, thus fulfilling the vagueness rule.
Possibility? Certainty0 -
beingmore1 wrote: »TheRoadDog wrote: »beingmore1 wrote: »TheRoadDog wrote: »
It is just assumed that everyone is your rival.
Nobody likes me? I have a worse rating than Trump? I'm stopping at the Liquor Store on the way home.
It’s not that nobody likes you. Everyone is just striving to be better than you.
Oh, No Problem. I can get them in touch with my first 3 wives. They have consolidated a whole list of attributes that will assure that anyone can be better than me.0 -
When you play TMI Tuesday make sure you ALWAYS post your favorite sexual position even if it wasn't asked or you aren't playing the game right ... who am I kidding it's always the first question that comes through
Always quote and comment on posts from people you are attracted to that have to do with sex so they see you like sex talk with them. Prime that pump...2 -
When a new attractive member enters the boards the opposite sex must bombard he or she with thread responses ....you know...to make her feel welcome1
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
Nothing beats considerate rage0 -
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beingmore1 wrote: »Assume everything is about you. It most likely is.
I do this all the time, and I'm usually right.0 -
If you're a dude and you compliment another bro, you are required to also say "no homo" .
Chicks can openly compliment each other and make sexual comments without having to say this.6 -
Do not offer your actual opinion if it differs from the majority unless you want to be set on fire and shunned forever more.4
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1. A minimum of 1 boobie selfie per year, just to keep on the popular list.
2. Must share your creampuffs all year around.
3. Treat all sammiches equal. Sammiches have feelings too.
4. Do not post in the perfume thread, if you wear stinky perfume.
5. If you don't like peanut butter with chocolate, just sign off, and never come back.2 -
LittleLionHeart1 wrote: »1. A minimum of 1 boobie selfie per year, just to keep on the popular list.
2. Must share your creampuffs all year around.
3. Treat all sammiches equal. Sammiches have feelings too.
4. Do not post in the perfume thread, if you wear stinky perfume.
5. If you don't like peanut butter with chocolate, just sign off, and never come back.
I'm allergic to butter creamed from peanuts1 -
LittleLionHeart1 wrote: »1. A minimum of 1 boobie selfie per year, just to keep on the popular list.
2. Must share your creampuffs all year around.
3. Treat all sammiches equal. Sammiches have feelings too.
4. Do not post in the perfume thread, if you wear stinky perfume.
5. If you don't like peanut butter with chocolate, just sign off, and never come back.
I'm allergic to butter creamed from peanuts
Any nut butters is okay. 0 -
LittleLionHeart1 wrote: »LittleLionHeart1 wrote: »1. A minimum of 1 boobie selfie per year, just to keep on the popular list.
2. Must share your creampuffs all year around.
3. Treat all sammiches equal. Sammiches have feelings too.
4. Do not post in the perfume thread, if you wear stinky perfume.
5. If you don't like peanut butter with chocolate, just sign off, and never come back.
I'm allergic to butter creamed from peanuts
Any nut butters is okay.
I'm also allergic to all the other nuts.
I've been shunned my whole life1 -
LittleLionHeart1 wrote: »LittleLionHeart1 wrote: »1. A minimum of 1 boobie selfie per year, just to keep on the popular list.
2. Must share your creampuffs all year around.
3. Treat all sammiches equal. Sammiches have feelings too.
4. Do not post in the perfume thread, if you wear stinky perfume.
5. If you don't like peanut butter with chocolate, just sign off, and never come back.
I'm allergic to butter creamed from peanuts
Any nut butters is okay.
I'm also allergic to all the other nuts.
I've been shunned my whole life
What about chocolate? Can you have chocolate? And if so, just plain? or with caramel, or marshmellos??? Or with anything???? I'm having to bend these rules a little bit, just for you.... You know thaat!?
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LittleLionHeart1 wrote: »LittleLionHeart1 wrote: »LittleLionHeart1 wrote: »1. A minimum of 1 boobie selfie per year, just to keep on the popular list.
2. Must share your creampuffs all year around.
3. Treat all sammiches equal. Sammiches have feelings too.
4. Do not post in the perfume thread, if you wear stinky perfume.
5. If you don't like peanut butter with chocolate, just sign off, and never come back.
I'm allergic to butter creamed from peanuts
Any nut butters is okay.
I'm also allergic to all the other nuts.
I've been shunned my whole life
What about chocolate? Can you have chocolate? And if so, just plain? or with caramel, or marshmellos??? Or with anything???? I'm having to bend these rules a little bit, just for you.... You know thaat!?
Thank you, kind soul - I'll take milk chocolate made in a nut free facility with caramel.1 -
If you think everyone hates you at first, they probably do. Just keep posting, eventually some will like you. Do NOT however, use their hatred as fuel for arguments and argue your way into mfp jail.3
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Lol^^^ you are not a true mfper if you've not been invited into a special group (still waiting on my invite
invite) 2 -
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You have to be fun, flirty, comment cheeky stuff, post cleavage shots WITHOUT covering your cleavage with a cartoon character because the men folk kinda frown on that, assume everyone's a troll and treat them accordingly, post hilariously [in]appropriate gifs, do not mention religion or politics, since no one likes God or President Trump, political correctness is a must, always agree even if you don't - also known as 'brown nosing', lurk for a while before posting any comments so that you know the inside jokes, that you best not use until/unless you are accepted and NEVER, EVER say anything that is logical or makes perfect sense. Oh and evidently, according to some earlier remarks, you have to be attractive. ((But I hope you're not too attractive because you might get called out, crucified and fed to the hogs for being a catfish)).
AND ONE MORE THING: You can not care what anyone thinks, take nothing personally and just be yourself. Your motto must be: "You either like me or you don't and if you don't, it's your loss not mine!"
Good luck to you!
That's it - as you were!10
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