The completely unofficial and unauthorized (often unspoken) rules of mfp chit chat
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What about butt chin?1
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Be involved in mfp luv triangle or you mine as well get off mfp0
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More d8 less h8 am I right or what
Crap. Now I miss N8.1 -
- If married, bask in the attention and know you are not going to let things go further.
- Once they go further, tell yourself it is only "online" flirting and not cheating.
- Once the pics and vids are flowing faster than a barrel over Niagra, forget that all and start questioning everything bad in marriage and truly believe your MFP fling will make things better.
- Once you get caught or start to realize you essentially are an attention ho is all that it was, immediate delete your account to hide or erase everything.
- Start a new account and degrade/judge everyone else for doing everything you did.
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- If married, bask in the attention and know you are not going to let things go further.
- Once they go further, tell yourself it is only "online" flirting and not cheating.
- Once the pics and vids are flowing faster than a barrel over Niagra, forget that all and start questioning everything bad in marriage and truly believe your MFP fling will make things better.
- Once you get caught or start to realize you essentially are an attention ho is all that it was, immediate delete your account to hide or erase everything.
- Start a new account and degrade/judge everyone else for doing everything you did.
This should automatically go out in a message to new mfp members.2 -
All jokes can and WILL be taken seriously.
You're never as smart as the next poster. They will correct you on EVERYTHING.0 -
Don’t call anyone salty cause they’ll cry salty tears1
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beingmore1 wrote: »Canadians aren’t as polite here as in real life
You sunk my battleship with this one0 -
Tell everyone you're married but realize it doesn't matter to anyone. Assume the women here hate you and men love you because most of the time it's true.0
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beingmore1 wrote: »beingmore1 wrote: »Canadians aren’t as polite here as in real life
You sunk my battleship with this one
I’m sure that if you had been wearing a cape things would be different
Listen, if you’re looking for something to tug on just come out and say it0
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