The completely unofficial and unauthorized (often unspoken) rules of mfp chit chat

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  • BigDougie1211
    BigDougie1211 Posts: 3,531 Member
    Ebaby - brilliant!
  • BigDougie1211
    BigDougie1211 Posts: 3,531 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    If you want the friend requests to start rolling in make sure to post a selfie full of cleavage and only the bottom half of your face.

    That genuinely never works for me!
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  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
    forward0backward wrote: »
    If you're male, over 40 and married be sure to make sexual misconduct jokes to 20 something girls

    As an over 40 single male, where do I stand on sexual misconduct jokes to 20 something girls?
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  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
    If you are unfriended know it's cause you refused to send nudes
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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Its best to have a new username and avatar saved ahead of time to avoid unnecessary delays when you rage quit and return.

    Also the new rage is to announce your rage quit 72 hours in advance.

    Good point. Also, don't use the weekend in those 72 hours. No one will see it on the weekend.
  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Its best to have a new username and avatar saved ahead of time to avoid unnecessary delays when you rage quit and return.

    Also the new rage is to announce your rage quit 72 hours in advance.

    :D
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  • BigDougie1211
    BigDougie1211 Posts: 3,531 Member
    jkou77 wrote: »
    If you are unfriended know it's cause you refused to send nudes


    Or insisted on it!
  • SneakyVee
    SneakyVee Posts: 640 Member
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    Remember those who rage quit then return and don’t refriend me....I’m taking it personally and have you marked with a frown face in black permanent sharpee in my mfp notebook.

    Can you slow down I’m taking notes here.
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  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    cherchezlafemme13 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Its best to have a new username and avatar saved ahead of time to avoid unnecessary delays when you rage quit and return.

    Also the new rage is to announce your rage quit 72 hours in advance.

    Good point. Also, don't use the weekend in those 72 hours. No one will see it on the weekend.

    Very true. This also brings up the point of, if you don't hear from your MFP boyfriend/girlfriend over the weekend, don't fret. They are just spending time with their real life S.O. and kids, you can bet your sweet *kitten* you will hear from them around 8 am on Monday morning.

    What? He told me he had a weekend job!!

    Wait...I think we may have the same MFP boyfriend...
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    cherchezlafemme13 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Its best to have a new username and avatar saved ahead of time to avoid unnecessary delays when you rage quit and return.

    Also the new rage is to announce your rage quit 72 hours in advance.

    Good point. Also, don't use the weekend in those 72 hours. No one will see it on the weekend.

    Very true. This also brings up the point of, if you don't hear from your MFP boyfriend/girlfriend over the weekend, don't fret. They are just spending time with their real life S.O. and kids, you can bet your sweet *kitten* you will hear from them around 8 am on Monday morning.

    What? He told me he had a weekend job!!

    Wait...I think we may have the same MFP boyfriend...

    What? That never happens here either!
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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    Believe it or not, not everyone has an mfp boyfriend or mfp girlfriend.

    Well, not ONE anyways
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    cherchezlafemme13 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    Its best to have a new username and avatar saved ahead of time to avoid unnecessary delays when you rage quit and return.

    Also the new rage is to announce your rage quit 72 hours in advance.

    Good point. Also, don't use the weekend in those 72 hours. No one will see it on the weekend.

    Very true. This also brings up the point of, if you don't hear from your MFP boyfriend/girlfriend over the weekend, don't fret. They are just spending time with their real life S.O. and kids, you can bet your sweet *kitten* you will hear from them around 8 am on Monday morning.

    What? He told me he had a weekend job!!

    Wait...I think we may have the same MFP boyfriend...

    Totally legal here at mfp.

    But...But...He said he'd never done this before. He said I was special
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  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
    When you receive a mfp bf/gf request you better act fast before the next thirsty scoops him/her up
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