Snap Judgments

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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
    I assume that when a Prius driver pulls out in front of me that they actually want me to run over them and end their miserable existence.

    w3rd. I make sure to rev my diesel a bunch of times when I am next to them so they cry from me hurting the environment.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    _barefoot_ wrote: »
    I assume all comedian are lonely people .

    This is actually really insightful
  • If a man is interested in me, I assume he's an ahole. Not actually kidding...lol (HA! "Kitten" THAT, MFP!)
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    I assume when a customer comes in and orders a Courvoisier they aren't going to leave a tip
  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
    When I drive through the ghetto and I see a Lexus or BMW in the drive way, I assume they were good boys and girls and it was a gift from Santa.
  • Lounmoun
    Lounmoun Posts: 8,423 Member
    edited December 2017
    I assume that people with long painted fingernails do not do much.
    I assume people who say they hate all vegetables are exaggerating and they probably haven't tried many foods.
    I assume that people who smoke don't care about their health.
    I assume that someone who isn't losing weight eating 1200 calories and exercising like crazy is in denial/lying.
    I assumed the world was a better place than it was and that people were more decent than they are.
    I assumed people who go to college have a basic level of knowledge and want to learn but many don't.
  • My assumption: When people who are on welfare or any type of government supplement actually don't want to improve or even look for a job. My basis is: if that happened to me, I'd ride the govt money train as well.
  • kakaovanilya
    kakaovanilya Posts: 647 Member
    When I see a woman constantly pulling and tugging on her dress, i assume she is stupid.
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  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    _barefoot_ wrote: »
    _barefoot_ wrote: »
    I assume people who drink to get drunk are also abusive .

    Why?

    Because most abuse is when someone is under the influence

    This can't be farther from the truth but that's your assumption so carry on.

    ps. I drink to get drunk and I wouldn't hurt a fly. (well actually I'd kill a fly but I'd never abuse it)
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  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    I assume it you twist your mustache into little hipster curls, I don’t want to talk to you

    I wish I had a mustache just so I could do this in front of you

    Be careful what you wish for :D
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  • rsclause
    rsclause Posts: 3,103 Member
    _barefoot_ wrote: »
    _barefoot_ wrote: »
    I assume people who drink to get drunk are also abusive .

    Why?

    Because most abuse is when someone is under the influence

    There are happy drunks and mean drunks, there is a difference. But yes as soon as someone goes down that mean road once they are likely abusive.
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  • rsclause
    rsclause Posts: 3,103 Member
    My assumption: When people who are on welfare or any type of government supplement actually don't want to improve or even look for a job. My basis is: if that happened to me, I'd ride the govt money train as well.

    I have often thought about this and in the end If I have no hope, no meaningful job skills or people skills to advance. Why go to work at odd hours to make the same thing I can get not working.
  • NoCookiesBish
    NoCookiesBish Posts: 126 Member
    When someone asks to borrow money I assume it's for drugs and not their rent.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    _barefoot_ wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    _barefoot_ wrote: »
    _barefoot_ wrote: »
    I assume people who drink to get drunk are also abusive .

    Why?

    Because most abuse is when someone is under the influence

    This is a very common misconception. Alcohol does not make someone abusive, the fact that they are an abusive person makes them abusive.

    Yes ... but the alcohol adds to the fire.

    This is very true! Abusive folk so like to use substance abuse as an excuse for their actions.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    When I see and uber hot or young woman with a out of shape or older man, I assume:
    • She is a gold digger
    • He is a sexual super star and that is the basis for their relationship
    • She has Daddy issues
    • He is trying to recapture his youth
    • It won't last

    you've been hanging out at The Quarter again, haven't you?



    *apologies for the inside joke. If you lived in Phoenix or Scottsdale, this might be funny.
  • NoCookiesBish
    NoCookiesBish Posts: 126 Member
    I assume there's almost always an alterior motive behind anyone's kindness.
  • rsclause
    rsclause Posts: 3,103 Member
    When I see $50,000 car parked in front of subsidized housing unit I assume they are gaming the system.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    When I see and uber hot or young woman with a out of shape or older man, I assume:
    • She is a gold digger
    • He is a sexual super star and that is the basis for their relationship
    • She has Daddy issues
    • He is trying to recapture his youth
    • It won't last

    you've been hanging out at The Quarter again, haven't you?



    *apologies for the inside joke. If you lived in Phoenix or Scottsdale, this might be funny.

    lol. Valley Ho hotel. Saw this TONS when I worked at the Biltmore too.

  • kakaovanilya
    kakaovanilya Posts: 647 Member
    When i hear someone says they don't like animals, i assume they have a bad personality.
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