Snap Judgments
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think Yoga... "Downward 'Dirty' Dog"standenvernet wrote: »NoCookiesBish wrote: »TenaciousGymKitten wrote: »Men who say they are really good at oral sex actually aren't as good as they think.
Don't assume women are just because they're women either
I assume that they'd be better than 'self-service' in at least 60% of cases
I'm assuming self service oral is fairly difficult
I tend to rush to judgement on slow drivers in traffic and assume that their speedometer is not indicating their actual speed , but is instead displaying a much higher number...... either that, or they must die
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NoCookiesBish wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »NoCookiesBish wrote: »TenaciousGymKitten wrote: »Men who say they are really good at oral sex actually aren't as good as they think.
Don't assume women are just because they're women either
I assume that they'd be better than 'self-service' in at least 60% of cases
I'm assuming self service oral is fairly difficult
I'm assuming if it was easy we wouldn't need....relationships.
Ohhh so that's why you have girlfriends or get married? So then what's the point of a mfp gf/bf0 -
NoCookiesBish wrote: »When I hear people say they love kids I assume they've never been around any for a length of time.
The truest thing ever said.
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NoCookiesBish wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »NoCookiesBish wrote: »TenaciousGymKitten wrote: »Men who say they are really good at oral sex actually aren't as good as they think.
Don't assume women are just because they're women either
I assume that they'd be better than 'self-service' in at least 60% of cases
I'm assuming self service oral is fairly difficult
I'm assuming if it was easy we wouldn't need....relationships.
Ohhh so that's why you have girlfriends or get married? So then what's the point of a mfp gf/bf
I'll let you know when I figure that out. I'm going to assume neediness.0 -
standenvernet wrote: »NoCookiesBish wrote: »TenaciousGymKitten wrote: »Men who say they are really good at oral sex actually aren't as good as they think.
Don't assume women are just because they're women either
I assume that they'd be better than 'self-service' in at least 60% of cases
I'm assuming self service oral is fairly difficult
.... because they can
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browneyedgirl749 wrote: »When I see a short man I assume he has a small penis.NoCookiesBish wrote: »When I see a tall man I assume he has a large one.
False and false
The smallest I ever encountered was attached to a man who was 6’5”4 -
caco_ethes wrote: »browneyedgirl749 wrote: »When I see a short man I assume he has a small penis.NoCookiesBish wrote: »When I see a tall man I assume he has a large one.
False and false
The smallest I ever encountered was attached to a man who was 6’5”
... geeze, then I'm 2" shorter...1 -
caco_ethes wrote: »browneyedgirl749 wrote: »When I see a short man I assume he has a small penis.NoCookiesBish wrote: »When I see a tall man I assume he has a large one.
False and false
The smallest I ever encountered was attached to a man who was 6’5”
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standenvernet wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »browneyedgirl749 wrote: »When I see a short man I assume he has a small penis.NoCookiesBish wrote: »When I see a tall man I assume he has a large one.
False and false
The smallest I ever encountered was attached to a man who was 6’5”
... geeze, then I'm 2" shorter...
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I've always assumed that people are actually reading my tee-shirts, when they are more likely trying to figure-out how soon my food-fetus is due.
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caco_ethes wrote: »browneyedgirl749 wrote: »When I see a short man I assume he has a small penis.NoCookiesBish wrote: »When I see a tall man I assume he has a large one.
False and false
The smallest I ever encountered was attached to a man who was 6’5”
And on the flip side, the largest I encountered was on a man who was 5'6". 3 -
Whenever @nothingbundtpizza is MIA I always assume shes updating her mfp notebooks. Underlining, scribbling out, circling, adding hearts to some names and drawing penises on others foreheads.8
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If I hear a girl with a breathy high pitched baby voice I assume she's an airhead.
When I see soccer mom's in giant shiney black Escalade's I assume her husband works so she can have that.1 -
People who snap their gum have bad teeth...or bad breath ...or both0
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NoCookiesBish wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »NoCookiesBish wrote: »TenaciousGymKitten wrote: »Men who say they are really good at oral sex actually aren't as good as they think.
Don't assume women are just because they're women either
I assume that they'd be better than 'self-service' in at least 60% of cases
When you have to self service afterwards it defeats the purpose.
Truth! And unfortunately those time have happened 0 -
standenvernet wrote: »NoCookiesBish wrote: »TenaciousGymKitten wrote: »Men who say they are really good at oral sex actually aren't as good as they think.
Don't assume women are just because they're women either
I assume that they'd be better than 'self-service' in at least 60% of cases
I'm assuming self service oral is fairly difficult
If it was a simple task, the world would be full of happier people.1 -
browneyedgirl749 wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »NoCookiesBish wrote: »TenaciousGymKitten wrote: »Men who say they are really good at oral sex actually aren't as good as they think.
Don't assume women are just because they're women either
I assume that they'd be better than 'self-service' in at least 60% of cases
I'm assuming self service oral is fairly difficult
If it was a simple task, the world would be full of happier people.
I'd never leave home.2 -
Even if self-service oral was possible, I think I'd still stick to manual. 1 -
I assume every person is decent until proven otherwise.6
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TeacupsAndToning wrote: »WorkerDrone83 wrote: » Even if self-service oral was possible, I think I'd still stick to manual.
Wouldn't self-service also be manual?
Do you mean more like, if robotics could do it you'd still want a human to?
lol. You kids nowadays... Manual- done by hand (not by mouth).
ETA - I'm very excited at the prospect of sex robots.
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Judgments:
- People who can't or won't spell correctly are uneducated and/or possibly lazy as *kitten*.
- People who post provocative selfies/velfies often are either fishing for compliments to fuel a fragile ego or have some serious insecurities they need to work through.
- If my cats don't like you, you must be a terrible person and I want nothing to do with you.
- People who go out in public like they just rolled out of bed are lazy and don't give a *kitten*.. about anything.
- People who look dirty are dirty and I won't touch them because they might give me an illness.
- People who text/call and drive are inconsiderate *kitten* who don't care if they kill a person in the process of being careless.
- People who have a lot of stickers on the back of their car (no matter the sticker or decal) are idiotic. No one cares what bands/nerdy things/how many family members/cats you are into/have.
- People who are easily "triggered" by things are not capable members of society and are not really progressing society.
- People who wear a lot of makeup must be very insecure/uncomfortable in general.
- People who workout excessively must hate themselves.
- Vegans are all condescending, rabid *kitten* who only seek to prove how smug they are by rubbing their lack of meat eating in everyone's face.
- People who hate on fat people were either formerly fat themselves or have some really seriously *kitten* up insecurity issues to pick on one group of people and make them feel less than human.
I'm sure there are a ton more, but these immediately pop up. The funny thing is, I know none of these are true and have personally encountered people who bust these misconceptions straight out of my head, but yet.. I still maintain these judgments of people (sometimes).6 -
browneyedgirl749 wrote: »browneyedgirl749 wrote: »When I see a short man I assume he has a small penis.NoCookiesBish wrote: »When I see a tall man I assume he has a large one.
False and false
So far my experience shows it true. But I haven't been with very many "short" men. I haven't been with a lot of men period.
Nice recovery
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CanesGalactica wrote: »Judgments:
- People who can't or won't spell correctly are uneducated and/or possibly lazy as *kitten*.
- People who post provocative selfies/velfies often are either fishing for compliments to fuel a fragile ego or have some serious insecurities they need to work through.
- If my cats don't like you, you must be a terrible person and I want nothing to do with you.
- People who go out in public like they just rolled out of bed are lazy and don't give a *kitten*.. about anything.
- People who look dirty are dirty and I won't touch them because they might give me an illness.
- People who text/call and drive are inconsiderate *kitten* who don't care if they kill a person in the process of being careless.
- People who have a lot of stickers on the back of their car (no matter the sticker or decal) are idiotic. No one cares what bands/nerdy things/how many family members/cats you are into/have.
- People who are easily "triggered" by things are not capable members of society and are not really progressing society.
- People who wear a lot of makeup must be very insecure/uncomfortable in general.
- People who workout excessively must hate themselves.
- Vegans are all condescending, rabid *kitten* who only seek to prove how smug they are by rubbing their lack of meat eating in everyone's face.
- People who hate on fat people were either formerly fat themselves or have some really seriously *kitten* up insecurity issues to pick on one group of people and make them feel less than human.
I'm sure there are a ton more, but these immediately pop up. The funny thing is, I know none of these are true and have personally encountered people who bust these misconceptions straight out of my head, but yet.. I still maintain these judgments of people (sometimes).
I don't know you and I don't think we've even spoken before, but you're awesome.2 -
browneyedgirl749 wrote: »browneyedgirl749 wrote: »When I see a short man I assume he has a small penis.NoCookiesBish wrote: »When I see a tall man I assume he has a large one.
False and false
So far my experience shows it true. But I haven't been with very many "short" men. I haven't been with a lot of men period.
Nice recovery
What? It's true though. LOL0 -
browneyedgirl749 wrote: »I made this assumption just earlier today...
If you post on Facebook or Twitter that you are looking for someone to watch your toddler on NYE so you can go out, I assume you have your priorities seriously *kitten* up and need a lesson in adulting/parenting. And I assume this because it's not the first time I've seen said people looking for a sitter so they can go out. It happens at least twice a month.
You think its wrong for parents to need a break from toddlers? I'd say twice a month is quite healthy-thats still 28 or 29 nights in, presumably.4 -
If a man leaves a woman wondering, I assume he's not that into her.
If he can't make time for her, he's not that into her.
If he says "it's not you, it's me". It really is you.4 -
browneyedgirl749 wrote: »When I see a short man I assume he has a small penis.
Sometimes true.NoCookiesBish wrote: »When I see a tall man I assume he has a large one.
Rarely true.
*Based on what I've seen at work.
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browneyedgirl749 wrote: »I made this assumption just earlier today...
If you post on Facebook or Twitter that you are looking for someone to watch your toddler on NYE so you can go out, I assume you have your priorities seriously *kitten* up and need a lesson in adulting/parenting. And I assume this because it's not the first time I've seen said people looking for a sitter so they can go out. It happens at least twice a month.
You think its wrong for parents to need a break from toddlers? I'd say twice a month is quite healthy-thats still 28 or 29 nights in, presumably.
I know this couple personally.... trust me. The wife feels entitled, that the world owes her whatever she wants. I personally hope they don't find a sitter. LOL!0 -
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