Snap Judgments
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NoCookiesBish wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »NoCookiesBish wrote: »TenaciousGymKitten wrote: »Men who say they are really good at oral sex actually aren't as good as they think.
Don't assume women are just because they're women either
I assume that they'd be better than 'self-service' in at least 60% of cases
When you have to self service afterwards it defeats the purpose.
Truth! And unfortunately those time have happened0 -
standenvernet wrote: »NoCookiesBish wrote: »TenaciousGymKitten wrote: »Men who say they are really good at oral sex actually aren't as good as they think.
Don't assume women are just because they're women either
I assume that they'd be better than 'self-service' in at least 60% of cases
I'm assuming self service oral is fairly difficult
If it was a simple task, the world would be full of happier people.1 -
browneyedgirl749 wrote: »standenvernet wrote: »NoCookiesBish wrote: »TenaciousGymKitten wrote: »Men who say they are really good at oral sex actually aren't as good as they think.
Don't assume women are just because they're women either
I assume that they'd be better than 'self-service' in at least 60% of cases
I'm assuming self service oral is fairly difficult
If it was a simple task, the world would be full of happier people.
I'd never leave home.2 -
Even if self-service oral was possible, I think I'd still stick to manual.1
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I assume every person is decent until proven otherwise.6
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TeacupsAndToning wrote: »WorkerDrone83 wrote: »Even if self-service oral was possible, I think I'd still stick to manual.
Wouldn't self-service also be manual?
Do you mean more like, if robotics could do it you'd still want a human to?
lol. You kids nowadays... Manual- done by hand (not by mouth).
ETA - I'm very excited at the prospect of sex robots.1 -
Judgments:
- People who can't or won't spell correctly are uneducated and/or possibly lazy as *kitten*.
- People who post provocative selfies/velfies often are either fishing for compliments to fuel a fragile ego or have some serious insecurities they need to work through.
- If my cats don't like you, you must be a terrible person and I want nothing to do with you.
- People who go out in public like they just rolled out of bed are lazy and don't give a *kitten*.. about anything.
- People who look dirty are dirty and I won't touch them because they might give me an illness.
- People who text/call and drive are inconsiderate *kitten* who don't care if they kill a person in the process of being careless.
- People who have a lot of stickers on the back of their car (no matter the sticker or decal) are idiotic. No one cares what bands/nerdy things/how many family members/cats you are into/have.
- People who are easily "triggered" by things are not capable members of society and are not really progressing society.
- People who wear a lot of makeup must be very insecure/uncomfortable in general.
- People who workout excessively must hate themselves.
- Vegans are all condescending, rabid *kitten* who only seek to prove how smug they are by rubbing their lack of meat eating in everyone's face.
- People who hate on fat people were either formerly fat themselves or have some really seriously *kitten* up insecurity issues to pick on one group of people and make them feel less than human.
I'm sure there are a ton more, but these immediately pop up. The funny thing is, I know none of these are true and have personally encountered people who bust these misconceptions straight out of my head, but yet.. I still maintain these judgments of people (sometimes).6 -
browneyedgirl749 wrote: »browneyedgirl749 wrote: »When I see a short man I assume he has a small penis.NoCookiesBish wrote: »When I see a tall man I assume he has a large one.
False and false
So far my experience shows it true. But I haven't been with very many "short" men. I haven't been with a lot of men period.
Nice recovery0 -
CanesGalactica wrote: »Judgments:
- People who can't or won't spell correctly are uneducated and/or possibly lazy as *kitten*.
- People who post provocative selfies/velfies often are either fishing for compliments to fuel a fragile ego or have some serious insecurities they need to work through.
- If my cats don't like you, you must be a terrible person and I want nothing to do with you.
- People who go out in public like they just rolled out of bed are lazy and don't give a *kitten*.. about anything.
- People who look dirty are dirty and I won't touch them because they might give me an illness.
- People who text/call and drive are inconsiderate *kitten* who don't care if they kill a person in the process of being careless.
- People who have a lot of stickers on the back of their car (no matter the sticker or decal) are idiotic. No one cares what bands/nerdy things/how many family members/cats you are into/have.
- People who are easily "triggered" by things are not capable members of society and are not really progressing society.
- People who wear a lot of makeup must be very insecure/uncomfortable in general.
- People who workout excessively must hate themselves.
- Vegans are all condescending, rabid *kitten* who only seek to prove how smug they are by rubbing their lack of meat eating in everyone's face.
- People who hate on fat people were either formerly fat themselves or have some really seriously *kitten* up insecurity issues to pick on one group of people and make them feel less than human.
I'm sure there are a ton more, but these immediately pop up. The funny thing is, I know none of these are true and have personally encountered people who bust these misconceptions straight out of my head, but yet.. I still maintain these judgments of people (sometimes).
I don't know you and I don't think we've even spoken before, but you're awesome.2 -
browneyedgirl749 wrote: »browneyedgirl749 wrote: »When I see a short man I assume he has a small penis.NoCookiesBish wrote: »When I see a tall man I assume he has a large one.
False and false
So far my experience shows it true. But I haven't been with very many "short" men. I haven't been with a lot of men period.
Nice recovery
What? It's true though. LOL0 -
browneyedgirl749 wrote: »I made this assumption just earlier today...
If you post on Facebook or Twitter that you are looking for someone to watch your toddler on NYE so you can go out, I assume you have your priorities seriously *kitten* up and need a lesson in adulting/parenting. And I assume this because it's not the first time I've seen said people looking for a sitter so they can go out. It happens at least twice a month.
You think its wrong for parents to need a break from toddlers? I'd say twice a month is quite healthy-thats still 28 or 29 nights in, presumably.4 -
If a man leaves a woman wondering, I assume he's not that into her.
If he can't make time for her, he's not that into her.
If he says "it's not you, it's me". It really is you.4 -
browneyedgirl749 wrote: »When I see a short man I assume he has a small penis.
Sometimes true.NoCookiesBish wrote: »When I see a tall man I assume he has a large one.
Rarely true.
*Based on what I've seen at work.
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browneyedgirl749 wrote: »I made this assumption just earlier today...
If you post on Facebook or Twitter that you are looking for someone to watch your toddler on NYE so you can go out, I assume you have your priorities seriously *kitten* up and need a lesson in adulting/parenting. And I assume this because it's not the first time I've seen said people looking for a sitter so they can go out. It happens at least twice a month.
You think its wrong for parents to need a break from toddlers? I'd say twice a month is quite healthy-thats still 28 or 29 nights in, presumably.
I know this couple personally.... trust me. The wife feels entitled, that the world owes her whatever she wants. I personally hope they don't find a sitter. LOL!0 -
_barefoot_ wrote: »Guys who don't pull up there pants .
I assume they have no idea what it really means cos if they did they would pull there pants up maybe not .
I assume chicks that like guys who don't pull up their pants have self esteem issues.2 -
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I don't like threads about snapping contests.2 -
LittleHearseDriver wrote: »browneyedgirl749 wrote: »When I see a short man I assume he has a small penis.
Sometimes true.NoCookiesBish wrote: »When I see a tall man I assume he has a large one.
Rarely true.
*Based on what I've seen at work.
I really hope it's not cold when I die.
We keep it very nippy in the embalming room. You're screwed.1 -
If someone posts something longer then a few sentences, I assume they're not expecting anyone to read it or at least not expecting me to read it.6
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I assume if you block traffic in the passing lane, and if you don't put your shopping carts away in the cart return in a parking lot, you are an inconsiderate cuntnugget who deserves to die a slow and painful death before you pollute the gene pool further by propagating.3
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