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  • BoosDimples
    BoosDimples Posts: 2,826 Member
    CanesGalactica wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Those women that say they are all 50 Shades and the moment you touch their butt it's vanilla again, I figure the fantasy is better than the reality.

    Can you please explain to me the fascination with those novels? They sound terrible, IMO.

    They come in handy if you're out of toilet paper.
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  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    Broomstick_Boo wrote: »
    CanesGalactica wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Those women that say they are all 50 Shades and the moment you touch their butt it's vanilla again, I figure the fantasy is better than the reality.

    Can you please explain to me the fascination with those novels? They sound terrible, IMO.

    They come in handy if you're out of toilet paper.

    Last resort. Not sure I want those books anywhere near my person.
  • BoosDimples
    BoosDimples Posts: 2,826 Member
    If you're talking on the mobile whilst keeping a service person waiting, I assume that you're superficial and narcissistic.
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    I assume the people that put up with their spouses sh.tty behavior (cheating, lying, abuse, etc.) Are weak and stupid...
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    When someone posts a photo of only half of their face I assume that it's because they're not nearly as attractive when you see their whole face

    What if they have a wicked hot body and no head? Hmmmmm?

    So long as they post photos of their face this is okay :D

    Yeah it is
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    If you order Starbucks, I assume you're a basic b!tch

    Well damn, you've got me pegged

    That is what he said.
  • NoCookiesBish
    NoCookiesBish Posts: 126 Member
    JuddNelsonMFP wrote: »
    I assume if you have a bitmoji profile pic you are really ugly.

    I am
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    NoCookiesBish wrote: »
    JuddNelsonMFP wrote: »
    I assume if you have a bitmoji profile pic you are really ugly.

    I am

    Samesies
  • BoosDimples
    BoosDimples Posts: 2,826 Member
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    If you order Starbucks, I assume you're a basic b!tch

    Well damn, you've got me pegged

    That is what he said.

    I knew you'd come through

    HTH?

  • BoosDimples
    BoosDimples Posts: 2,826 Member
    :joy::kissing:
  • Brown_Eyed_Squirrel
    Brown_Eyed_Squirrel Posts: 79 Member
    I assume some people 'bout to need some emotional preparation h
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    If you order Starbucks, I assume you're a basic b!tch

    Well damn, you've got me pegged

    That is what he said.

    I knew you'd come through
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  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    If you're a guy whose vehicle has a lift kit, giant tires, blingy rims and probably a not very funny decal in your back window I assume you're a small peckered 2 pump chump.
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    I assume the singer of Staying Alive was anything but a woman's man.....
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    When I text a guy I'm dating and he doesn't respond in a timely manner, I assume he's cheating on me.
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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    i_squat_for_pizza wrote: »
    I assume that if you believe everything you hear on the "news" you're a sheep like most people.

    That stuff still come on? I never watch it, too much negativity and bs
  • BoosDimples
    BoosDimples Posts: 2,826 Member
    edited December 2017
    When a person forgets lack of courtesy in an email I'll assume they'll expect the same in return.
  • FLBlackMax
    FLBlackMax Posts: 1,283 Member
    I assume that if you like to laugh and eat pizza - we can be friends
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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    In Atlanta traffic, I assume if theres anything less than 8 feet between me and the car in front of me, you are absolutely going to try and squeeze in there.
  • Brown_Eyed_Squirrel
    Brown_Eyed_Squirrel Posts: 79 Member
    csbnga wrote: »
    In Atlanta traffic, I assume if theres anything less than 8 feet between me and the car in front of me, you are absolutely going to try and squeeze in there.

    Ok well that's just true. #AtlantaTrafficIsMyArchNemesis
  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
    csbnga wrote: »
    In Atlanta traffic, I :D assume if theres anything less than 8 feet between me and the car in front of me, you are absolutely going to try and squeeze in there.

    Haha ditto...i just inched up thinking the car was gonna squeeze in :D
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  • FLBlackMax
    FLBlackMax Posts: 1,283 Member
    _barefoot_ wrote: »
    People who go to a buffet and stuff food in there purse .
    I assume that they are cheep

    I assume Purse Lasagna cant be good
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    edited December 2017
    When I go to some random store to check out and for some reason they ask for my phone number, I assume they are nuts

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