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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
    TenaciousGymKitten wrote: »
    I assume when a guy ghosts on me that his wife or girlfriend found out about me.

    I never thought about that. When I get ghosted, I assume it's because he's shallow and can't handle someone with alopecia.

    That's crazy, I love alpacas

    I want to move in with you. We can have lizard and alpaca farms.
  • NoCookiesBish
    NoCookiesBish Posts: 126 Member
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    *kitten* :joy:
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,503 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I assume anyone over 16 on a moped has a DUI

    LOL My Mom drives a moped.

    You know what my next question is....

    HAHAHA Nope...no DUI

    :D good for her! She is just environmentally conscious

    I assume when someone says: " I'm environmentally conscious ! "

    They live by themselves in a 3000 sq foot home and drive a large SUV.


    (yes, I know these people)
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
    TenaciousGymKitten wrote: »
    I assume when a guy ghosts on me that his wife or girlfriend found out about me.

    I never thought about that. When I get ghosted, I assume it's because he's shallow and can't handle someone with alopecia.

    That's crazy, I love alpacas

    I want to move in with you. We can have lizard and alpaca farms.

    YES!

    Alpaca my bags right now!
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    I assume anyone who likes smooth peanut butter more than crunchy is a total weirdo

    I assume that they are communist
    NoCookiesBish wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    I assume anyone who likes smooth peanut butter more than crunchy is a total weirdo

    Well smack my *kitten* and call me weird then!

    That sounded right until I hit post :flushed:

    Weirdo commie!
  • NoCookiesBish
    NoCookiesBish Posts: 126 Member
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    csbnga wrote: »
    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    I assume anyone who likes smooth peanut butter more than crunchy is a total weirdo

    I assume that they are communist
    NoCookiesBish wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    I assume anyone who likes smooth peanut butter more than crunchy is a total weirdo

    Well smack my *kitten* and call me weird then!

    That sounded right until I hit post :flushed:

    Weirdo commie!

    Assume that you assume wrong!
  • Momepro
    Momepro Posts: 1,509 Member
    edited December 2017
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    I assume if your kids are running around in a restaurant or movie theater you are a *kitten* parent and should be shot.
    But if the kid is crying, you are probably doing what you can. If you don't take the crying child out of the room in under a minute however, you are relegated to category 1.
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
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    I made this assumption just earlier today...

    If you post on Facebook or Twitter that you are looking for someone to watch your toddler on NYE so you can go out, I assume you have your priorities seriously *kitten* up and need a lesson in adulting/parenting. And I assume this because it's not the first time I've seen said people looking for a sitter so they can go out. It happens at least twice a month.
  • NoCookiesBish
    NoCookiesBish Posts: 126 Member
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    TenaciousGymKitten wrote: »
    Men who say they are really good at oral sex actually aren't as good as they think.

    Don't assume women are just because they're women either :disappointed:
  • NoCookiesBish
    NoCookiesBish Posts: 126 Member
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    TenaciousGymKitten wrote: »
    NoCookiesBish wrote: »
    TenaciousGymKitten wrote: »
    Men who say they are really good at oral sex actually aren't as good as they think.

    Don't assume women are just because they're women either :disappointed:

    Word!

    Such a disappointment
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    NoCookiesBish wrote: »
    TenaciousGymKitten wrote: »
    Men who say they are really good at oral sex actually aren't as good as they think.

    Don't assume women are just because they're women either :disappointed:

    I assume that they'd be better than 'self-service' in at least 60% of cases
  • NoCookiesBish
    NoCookiesBish Posts: 126 Member
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    standenvernet wrote: »
    NoCookiesBish wrote: »
    TenaciousGymKitten wrote: »
    Men who say they are really good at oral sex actually aren't as good as they think.

    Don't assume women are just because they're women either :disappointed:

    I assume that they'd be better than 'self-service' in at least 60% of cases

    When you have to self service afterwards it defeats the purpose.
  • NoCookiesBish
    NoCookiesBish Posts: 126 Member
    edited December 2017
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    csbnga wrote: »
    standenvernet wrote: »
    NoCookiesBish wrote: »
    TenaciousGymKitten wrote: »
    Men who say they are really good at oral sex actually aren't as good as they think.

    Don't assume women are just because they're women either :disappointed:

    I assume that they'd be better than 'self-service' in at least 60% of cases

    I'm assuming self service oral is fairly difficult

    I'm assuming if it was easy we wouldn't need....relationships.

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