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Two Sentence Scary Stories

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Woke up in a drugged daze in unfamiliar surroundings.
    What a fright discovering the orange faced, banana yellow combover next to me! 😵😱😰🤯🤮
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    “They kilt our boy, Lynn honey.
    Now they gonna pay.”
  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,740 Member
    My ex husband had a kidney stone in America.
    In between jobs, with no health insurance.
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    Your flight is delayed. Forever...
  • Tinydancer106
    Tinydancer106 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Welcome to the DMV. Please take a number...
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    Tinydancer106 wrote: »
    Welcome to the DMV. Please take a number...

    Fudge...that’s terrifying! 😱😱
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    Bartender I would like another margarita. Ma’am I’m sorry to inform you we’re out of tequila. 😱😨
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  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    He was alone in the morgue.
    Except he wasn’t.
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    She turned the plane for her final approach.
    Except it wasn’t.
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    This would be his last dance of the night.
    Except it wasn’t.
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    “These are so easy to crank out if you find a formula that works,” he thought to himself.
    Except they...wasn’t. Weren’t. It. It wasn’t. Wait, crap.
  • mi_nina_lola
    mi_nina_lola Posts: 767 Member
    edited December 2019
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    “These are so easy to crank out if you find a formula that works,” he thought to himself.
    Except they...wasn’t. Weren’t. It. It wasn’t. Wait, crap.

    see? now it's time for poetry in the voice thread...*ahem - cough cough* :D
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    She thought it was a poetry class.
    Except it wasn’t.
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  • Tinydancer106
    Tinydancer106 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    “These are so easy to crank out if you find a formula that works,” he thought to himself.
    Except they...wasn’t. Weren’t. It. It wasn’t. Wait, crap.

    😂.....i could tell him I couldn't dig him anymore.... But I COULD!....(and just did)🤘😎😉👍🤗
  • Tinydancer106
    Tinydancer106 Posts: 3,678 Member
    mi_nina_lola wrote: »
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    “These are so easy to crank out if you find a formula that works,” he thought to himself.
    Except they...wasn’t. Weren’t. It. It wasn’t. Wait, crap.

    see? now it's time for poetry in the voice thread...*ahem - cough cough* :D

    I second that......*hacking coughing fit* sorry🙄
  • riffraff2112
    riffraff2112 Posts: 1,756 Member
    Went to my girlfriends house to meet her parents for the first time. Something tells me our choice of Mexican for dinner was a bad idea.
  • Hollis100
    Hollis100 Posts: 1,408 Member
    edited December 2019
    I went on a hundred job interviews, but only one employer was interested. "Welcome to Walmart," the interviewer said.
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  • Tinydancer106
    Tinydancer106 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Joeyd727 wrote: »
    Similar to above

    Met and ate dinner at an Irish GF's parents house . Her mother made pasta but used ketchup for sauce 🙄
    ibinflzj9i7v.jpg

    😵🙈🙄...whhhhhhhy????!!🤷..😂😂😂😂
  • Tinydancer106
    Tinydancer106 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Last day of school vacation finally arrived. Forecast says snow storm coming and....school closing predicted😱😫
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    Christmas is 24 days way. I have no gifts.
  • corinasue1143
    corinasue1143 Posts: 7,460 Member
    edited December 2019
    Yes I know the chlorine in the pool wears through your suit quickly. But I think this suit is good for one more time.
  • corinasue1143
    corinasue1143 Posts: 7,460 Member
    Yes I have lost weight. Yes I know most bathing suits get bigger when they get wet.
  • corinasue1143
    corinasue1143 Posts: 7,460 Member
    Newbie: I wonder why all these women wear t-shirts over their swimsuits. Wow, your suit sure moves around a lot when you do all this jumping around!
  • jacktherower
    jacktherower Posts: 292 Member
    I befriended this cute married gal on MFP. We headed over to kik but then her husband found my “pics” in their icloud and she disappeared forever.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    Alatariel75 wrote: »
    In the 6 months since he died, I dream every night that he comes to me. Now I'm pregnant, though I've never touched anyone else...

    There is a Spanish movie with a similar plotline. I gotta watch it again now
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