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Two Sentence Scary Stories

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  • elphie754
    elphie754 Posts: 7,571 Member
    edited January 2018
    The last thing I remember seeing was my clock flash 02:17 before she dug her long rotted nails into my chest, her other hand muffling my screams. I woke up relieved until I saw the clock said 02:16 and my closet door was slowly opening.
  • elizarizo
    elizarizo Posts: 489 Member
    JetJaguar wrote: »
    Hmm... battery 9%. Wait, where's my charger!?

    Would of been scarier if it was at 1% !
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,503 Member
    elizarizo wrote: »
    JetJaguar wrote: »
    Hmm... battery 9%. Wait, where's my charger!?

    Would of been scarier if it was at 1% !

    That's for the squeal
  • huntersvonnegut
    huntersvonnegut Posts: 1,176 Member
    Two sentences? Two words: "Condom broke"
  • Munchberry
    Munchberry Posts: 172 Member
    Over two years I logged my meals and dieted faithfully and lost almost 100 pounds. Got within 6 pounds of Onederland. I stopped logging thinking after 2 years I knew what I was eating. I gained all but 15 pounds back.
  • aeloine
    aeloine Posts: 2,163 Member
    Rent is due tomorrow. I don't get paid until the day after.
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    aeloine wrote: »
    Rent is due tomorrow. I don't get paid until the day after.

    Be fierce baby, call your landlord and roar
  • fatal_degree
    fatal_degree Posts: 22 Member
    A man wakes up from his nap, feeling a cold draft and says, "Honey, did you leave the door open, it's cold in here?". His wife walks into the living room puzzled and remarks "No, why.....where's the TV?".
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,764 Member
    Taxes are due this year. They will also be due next year.
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    “And my dude freaking out over a worse fate. She’s on time, but she’s late for they first date”
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    "what do you mean im the father?
    what's that, no, sorry, my phone signals breaking up i cant hear."
  • playmommy1
    playmommy1 Posts: 2 Member
    I dreamed I ate the most delicious one carb protein bar. I woke up with a Twix wrapper on my pillow.
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    "They do exist!" he shouted, pointing at the mermaid. His voice worked it's way up, popping with the rest of the bubbles on the surface.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    Suddenly as something else popped up, he noticed she wasn’t wearing a top. His dream suddenly took a most unexpected turn.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    right as they were about to sit down for a nice evening, she said it.

    "i just think it's funny how..."
  • laprimaJenny
    laprimaJenny Posts: 1,504 Member
    Whisper something dirty in my ear?

    The bathroom and kitchen.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    You get two whole weeks off!!!! With the kids.