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Two Sentence Scary Stories

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 194,134 Member
    Woke up in a drugged daze in unfamiliar surroundings.
    What a fright discovering the orange faced, banana yellow combover next to me! 😵😱😰🤯🤮
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    “They kilt our boy, Lynn honey.
    Now they gonna pay.”
  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,743 Member
    My ex husband had a kidney stone in America.
    In between jobs, with no health insurance.
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    Your flight is delayed. Forever...
  • Tinydancer106
    Tinydancer106 Posts: 3,679 Member
    Welcome to the DMV. Please take a number...
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    Welcome to the DMV. Please take a number...

    Fudge...that’s terrifying! 😱😱
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    Bartender I would like another margarita. Ma’am I’m sorry to inform you we’re out of tequila. 😱😨
  • Joeyd727
    Joeyd727 Posts: 1,350 Member
    Joey- Hi, you look kinda different in person than you do in your tinder pictures.
    Her in a deep voice - yea it's all about the angles hun. *Joey runs away*
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    He was alone in the morgue.
    Except he wasn’t.
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    She turned the plane for her final approach.
    Except it wasn’t.
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    This would be his last dance of the night.
    Except it wasn’t.
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
    “These are so easy to crank out if you find a formula that works,” he thought to himself.
    Except they...wasn’t. Weren’t. It. It wasn’t. Wait, crap.
  • mi_nina_lola
    mi_nina_lola Posts: 767 Member
    edited December 2019
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    “These are so easy to crank out if you find a formula that works,” he thought to himself.
    Except they...wasn’t. Weren’t. It. It wasn’t. Wait, crap.

    see? now it's time for poetry in the voice thread...*ahem - cough cough* :D
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    She thought it was a poetry class.
    Except it wasn’t.
  • Tinydancer106
    Tinydancer106 Posts: 3,679 Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    “These are so easy to crank out if you find a formula that works,” he thought to himself.
    Except they...wasn’t. Weren’t. It. It wasn’t. Wait, crap.

    😂.....i could tell him I couldn't dig him anymore.... But I COULD!....(and just did)🤘😎😉👍🤗
  • Tinydancer106
    Tinydancer106 Posts: 3,679 Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    “These are so easy to crank out if you find a formula that works,” he thought to himself.
    Except they...wasn’t. Weren’t. It. It wasn’t. Wait, crap.

    see? now it's time for poetry in the voice thread...*ahem - cough cough* :D

    I second that......*hacking coughing fit* sorry🙄
  • riffraff2112
    riffraff2112 Posts: 1,757 Member
    Went to my girlfriends house to meet her parents for the first time. Something tells me our choice of Mexican for dinner was a bad idea.