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In the 6 months since he died, I dream every night that he comes to me. Now I'm pregnant, though I've never touched anyone else...1
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So cleaned this thread up instead of shutting in down... please keep the sexual innuendos off MFP.
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I am both confused. Must have missed stuff but excited by mr. Incredible2 -
StarshipBun wrote: »The picture of the man frightened me, his eyes seemed to follow me all night. In the morning the walls were bare, except for a window.
Yikes! Would be even worse without the window/had a mirror.0 -
Go into every thread on MFP. Only see Agent smith aka fanbois aka Frah Gee Lay.1
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LiftingRiot wrote: »Go into every thread on MFP. Only see Agent smith aka fanbois aka Frah Gee Lay.
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Hmm... battery 9%. Wait, where's my charger!?4
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They are getting e-married.
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I wonder why I'm casting 2 shadows. There's only one light bulb.1
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I opened my mail. Found a bill for my tuition.2
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The last thing I remember seeing was my clock flash 02:17 before she dug her long rotted nails into my chest, her other hand muffling my screams. I woke up relieved until I saw the clock said 02:16 and my closet door was slowly opening.1
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Two sentences? Two words: "Condom broke"3
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Over two years I logged my meals and dieted faithfully and lost almost 100 pounds. Got within 6 pounds of Onederland. I stopped logging thinking after 2 years I knew what I was eating. I gained all but 15 pounds back.1
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Rent is due tomorrow. I don't get paid until the day after.1
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A man wakes up from his nap, feeling a cold draft and says, "Honey, did you leave the door open, it's cold in here?". His wife walks into the living room puzzled and remarks "No, why.....where's the TV?".0
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Taxes are due this year. They will also be due next year.3
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“And my dude freaking out over a worse fate. She’s on time, but she’s late for they first date”0
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"what do you mean im the father?
what's that, no, sorry, my phone signals breaking up i cant hear."2 -
I dreamed I ate the most delicious one carb protein bar. I woke up with a Twix wrapper on my pillow.
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"They do exist!" he shouted, pointing at the mermaid. His voice worked it's way up, popping with the rest of the bubbles on the surface.0
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Suddenly as something else popped up, he noticed she wasn’t wearing a top. His dream suddenly took a most unexpected turn.1
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More sad than scary
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/For_sale:_baby_shoes,_never_worn0 -
Do you take this woman to be your wife?
I do.7 -
right as they were about to sit down for a nice evening, she said it.
"i just think it's funny how..."3 -
Whisper something dirty in my ear?
The bathroom and kitchen.2 -
You get two whole weeks off!!!! With the kids.3
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