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Yes, can I get a McFlurry?
Our ice cream machine is broken.5 -
Woke up in a drugged daze in unfamiliar surroundings.
What a fright discovering the orange faced, banana yellow combover next to me! 😵😱😰🤯🤮0 -
“They kilt our boy, Lynn honey.
Now they gonna pay.”1 -
My ex husband had a kidney stone in America.
In between jobs, with no health insurance.3 -
Your flight is delayed. Forever...1
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Welcome to the DMV. Please take a number...3
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Tinydancer106 wrote: »Welcome to the DMV. Please take a number...
Fudge...that’s terrifying! 😱😱0 -
Bartender I would like another margarita. Ma’am I’m sorry to inform you we’re out of tequila. 😱😨2
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He was alone in the morgue.
Except he wasn’t.3 -
She turned the plane for her final approach.
Except it wasn’t.3 -
This would be his last dance of the night.
Except it wasn’t.3 -
“These are so easy to crank out if you find a formula that works,” he thought to himself.
Except they...wasn’t. Weren’t. It. It wasn’t. Wait, crap.
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Reckoner68 wrote: »“These are so easy to crank out if you find a formula that works,” he thought to himself.
Except they...wasn’t. Weren’t. It. It wasn’t. Wait, crap.
see? now it's time for poetry in the voice thread...*ahem - cough cough*2 -
She thought it was a poetry class.
Except it wasn’t.3 -
Reckoner68 wrote: »“These are so easy to crank out if you find a formula that works,” he thought to himself.
Except they...wasn’t. Weren’t. It. It wasn’t. Wait, crap.
😂.....i could tell him I couldn't dig him anymore.... But I COULD!....(and just did)🤘😎😉👍🤗1 -
mi_nina_lola wrote: »Reckoner68 wrote: »“These are so easy to crank out if you find a formula that works,” he thought to himself.
Except they...wasn’t. Weren’t. It. It wasn’t. Wait, crap.
see? now it's time for poetry in the voice thread...*ahem - cough cough*
I second that......*hacking coughing fit* sorry🙄2 -
Sat on the toilet. Empty roll.5
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Went to my girlfriends house to meet her parents for the first time. Something tells me our choice of Mexican for dinner was a bad idea.3
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