Flirt thread

gardengnomemanifesto

Post your flirty lines here. Just don’t say to who so we can all think it’s about us.
Ex: take your shirt off in your profile pic so I can drool a little and admire.

Well that one might be creepy but I’m not that good at this.

gardengnomemanifesto

Your eyes are so blue they make me think I’m in heaven already.

Marx_MI

How you doin?

Timshel_

I give it two pages b4tl

eccomi_qui

I’m winking at you with no eyes.

TheRoadDog

I want to live in your socks so I could be with you every step of the way.

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KyleGrace8

My pull out game is strong.

gardengnomemanifesto

I think you are the only person I wouldn’t mind being stuck in an elevator with.

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poetic_cell

You look so woody, why don't you smile?

LittleHearseDriver

I wanna butter your bread.

RunHardBeStrong

What's on the menu tonight? Me-n-u

Pkov123

Hi you are such a beautiful goth
You make me wanna cry but dance

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eccomi_qui

You make my face tomato sauce and my pants al dente.

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poetic_cell

You have an ace face

CaptainFantastic00

SabotageinStilettos wrote: »

I want you to itch my belly button from the inside

I noah guy

RunHardBeStrong

I promise baby, you are unique, intriguing and special. No, there's no one else like you.



oh wait.....

gardengnomemanifesto

You look so good, you make me put the I in I daho.

CaptainFantastic00

I am looking for a place to park my ark

gardengnomemanifesto

I'll have my jaws unwired, if ya want me to.

TheRoadDog

That dress would look good in a heap on my bedroom floor…which could use a good vacuuming if you don’t mind.

LittleHearseDriver

Y'all are smoother than a freshly waxed *kitten*.

poetic_cell

I'm not a decorated tree but I can be lit

eccomi_qui

My favourite thing has two G’s.

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TheRoadDog

Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.

CaptainFantastic00

Avocado_Angel wrote: »

Do you want to rub up against me ? It's ok if you don't. I'm just askin. You can rub against me if you like.

How effective is this? Asking for a friend

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