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  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
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    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Let's role play.
    I'll be me, and you be the banana.

    See you in jail, repeat offender
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
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    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Let's role play.
    I'll be me, and you be the banana.

    See you in jail, repeat offender

    I'm talking about fruit. Nothing more.
  • gardengnomemanifesto
    gardengnomemanifesto Posts: 427 Member
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    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Let's role play.
    I'll be me, and you be the banana.

    See you in jail, repeat offender

    I'm talking about fruit. Nothing more.

    Sure one banana is nice but what about the whole bunch?
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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    If you could please just go a head and post a few more pics in the selfie thread, that'd be great.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    Ehtos, I will always be faithful to you.
    Pathos, I will always cherish your beauty and who you are.
    Logos, I will always be financially secure and you will want for nothing.
    Tacos, Bish I haz you ah tacos.
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    Ah c'mon, you call that hair pulling?
  • mybfisred
    mybfisred Posts: 1,388 Member
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    csbnga wrote: »
    Ah c'mon, you call that hair pulling?

    That wasn't hair
  • evilpoptart63
    evilpoptart63 Posts: 397 Member
    edited January 2018
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    Drop your coat and grab your toes, Im gonna show you where the wild goose goes!!
  • dervari
    dervari Posts: 805 Member
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    I got nuthin... :(
  • KyleGrace8
    KyleGrace8 Posts: 2,205 Member
    edited January 2018
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  • mybfisred
    mybfisred Posts: 1,388 Member
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    You had me at :
  • tomasart
    tomasart Posts: 306 Member
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    Did You just fart? 'cause You just blew me away. >:)
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Are you a can of biscuits? Because I'd bang you on the counter.

    This made me literally laugh out loud. Thank you
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
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    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Are you a can of biscuits? Because I'd bang you on the counter.

    This made me literally laugh out loud. Thank you

    You're gonna keep this line and use it, aren't you?
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    I am definitely going to use it.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Are you a can of biscuits? Because I'd bang you on the counter.

    This made me literally laugh out loud. Thank you

    You're gonna keep this line and use it, aren't you?

  • activities1
    activities1 Posts: 3,475 Member
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    What do you like for breakfast because I’ll be seeing you in the morning.
  • gogostety
    gogostety Posts: 1 Member
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    Your name must be Cambells...... cause you are MMM MMM good!


    That's so corny you could shuck it.
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
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    I want to flirt like a Mormon

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