Flirt thread

eccomi_qui

Avocado_Angel wrote: »

Come here you silly sausage!

I’m here for this

eccomi_qui

gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »

lets remove the casing

I’m here for this

eccomi_qui

gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »

Lets play hide the salami

I’m here for this

gardengnomemanifesto

I have a leak you can plug

Timshel_

Apparently, he is there for it. REALLY there.

eccomi_qui

Timshel_ wrote: »

Apparently, he is there for it. REALLY there.

I’m here for this

gardengnomemanifesto

Your words are so bad I need to shut your mouth with my tongue.

Marx_MI

Wanna get pizza and Fuccke

cee134

If you were a tree you'd be a good tree.

gardengnomemanifesto

If you were a piano I'd run my hands along all your keys

poetic_cell

I squeeze peaches for breakfast. It's just not the same without the juice, you know what I mean? Want to come over? We can skip the juice part and eat in bed.

gardengnomemanifesto

panemetcircences wrote: »

SabotageinStilettos wrote: »

I want you to itch my belly button from the inside

I didn't get your permit to post here

dervari

You shouldn't be standing so close to the frozen foods. You are so hot you're going to cause everything to melt.

dervari

Oh yea, I've been playing guitar since I was 11. I had a shirt made during spring break one time that was an airbrush of a custom guitar of mine with some fingers on the fretboard and the caption:

"Guitar players finger better"

gardengnomemanifesto

Lets see if my boobz will fit in your hands