Flirt thread

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  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    I dont think i know how to flirt, I just have endless supplies of sarcasm which i impulsively release
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    dervari wrote: »
    Oh yea, I've been playing guitar since I was 11. I had a shirt made during spring break one time that was an airbrush of a custom guitar of mine with some fingers on the fretboard and the caption:

    "Guitar players finger better"

    Is that why i am so good at it?
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    I don't flirt.. just picking up some pointers in case I start.
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    The odds of me saying no to you is lower than Logan Paul's chance of getting into heaven.
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    km8907 wrote: »
    The odds of me saying no to you is lower than Logan Paul's chance of getting into heaven.

    Dark but relevant 6/10
  • gardengnomemanifesto
    gardengnomemanifesto Posts: 427 Member
    IM open like a 7/11 24/7
  • WhereIsPJSoles
    WhereIsPJSoles Posts: 622 Member
    Boy, WHAT is in your eye?!

    Oh. A sparkle.
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    WhereIsPJSoles wrote: »
    Boy, WHAT is in your eye?!

    Oh. A sparkle.

    Dawww
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    The odds of me saying no to you is lower than Logan Paul's chance of getting into heaven.

    Dark but relevant 6/10

    Story of my life
  • Resistive
    Resistive Posts: 212 Member
    Was your father a terrorist?

    Cuz you da bomb, baby!
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  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    I got nothing. I'm terrible at flirting
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    That's a shame about your divorce. Yeah, I remember when you seemed so happy together. Who knew? Not me. Do you ever get lonely?

    *starts sobbing* yeeeeeees
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    That's a shame about your divorce. Yeah, I remember when you seemed so happy together. Who knew? Not me. Do you ever get lonely?

    Well, shucks. Is this about me?
  • mybfisred
    mybfisred Posts: 1,388 Member
    edited January 2018
    I've got a loose screw...you gotta nut?
  • pilarslayer
    pilarslayer Posts: 234 Member
    did you fall from heaven? because your face is pretty messed up.
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    pilarslayer wrote: »
    did you fall from heaven? because your face is pretty messed up.

    /thread this one wins pack it up folks
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited January 2018
    Hey there, let's pretend to be a machine consisting of a cylindrical drum to which a wheel concentric with and larger than the drum is fastened, so that as an attached rope unwinds from the wheel, another rope is wound onto the drum, exerting an increased force.

    1145jldkpiyc.png
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  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    Let's role play.
    I'll be me, and you be the banana.
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Let's role play.
    I'll be me, and you be the banana.

    See you in jail, repeat offender
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Let's role play.
    I'll be me, and you be the banana.

    See you in jail, repeat offender

    I'm talking about fruit. Nothing more.
  • gardengnomemanifesto
    gardengnomemanifesto Posts: 427 Member
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Let's role play.
    I'll be me, and you be the banana.

    See you in jail, repeat offender

    I'm talking about fruit. Nothing more.

    Sure one banana is nice but what about the whole bunch?
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    If you could please just go a head and post a few more pics in the selfie thread, that'd be great.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Ehtos, I will always be faithful to you.
    Pathos, I will always cherish your beauty and who you are.
    Logos, I will always be financially secure and you will want for nothing.
    Tacos, Bish I haz you ah tacos.
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    Ah c'mon, you call that hair pulling?
  • mybfisred
    mybfisred Posts: 1,388 Member
    csbnga wrote: »
    Ah c'mon, you call that hair pulling?

    That wasn't hair
  • evilpoptart63
    evilpoptart63 Posts: 397 Member
    edited January 2018
    Drop your coat and grab your toes, Im gonna show you where the wild goose goes!!
  • dervari
    dervari Posts: 805 Member
    I got nuthin... :(
  • KyleGrace8
    KyleGrace8 Posts: 2,205 Member
    edited January 2018
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