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  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    I dont think i know how to flirt, I just have endless supplies of sarcasm which i impulsively release
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
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    dervari wrote: »
    Oh yea, I've been playing guitar since I was 11. I had a shirt made during spring break one time that was an airbrush of a custom guitar of mine with some fingers on the fretboard and the caption:

    "Guitar players finger better"

    Is that why i am so good at it?
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
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    I don't flirt.. just picking up some pointers in case I start.
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
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    The odds of me saying no to you is lower than Logan Paul's chance of getting into heaven.
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
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    km8907 wrote: »
    The odds of me saying no to you is lower than Logan Paul's chance of getting into heaven.

    Dark but relevant 6/10
  • gardengnomemanifesto
    gardengnomemanifesto Posts: 427 Member
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    IM open like a 7/11 24/7
  • WhereIsPJSoles
    WhereIsPJSoles Posts: 622 Member
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    Boy, WHAT is in your eye?!

    Oh. A sparkle.
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
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    WhereIsPJSoles wrote: »
    Boy, WHAT is in your eye?!

    Oh. A sparkle.

    Dawww
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
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    CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    The odds of me saying no to you is lower than Logan Paul's chance of getting into heaven.

    Dark but relevant 6/10

    Story of my life
  • Resistive
    Resistive Posts: 212 Member
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    Was your father a terrorist?

    Cuz you da bomb, baby!
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
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    I got nothing. I'm terrible at flirting
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
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    newmeadow wrote: »
    That's a shame about your divorce. Yeah, I remember when you seemed so happy together. Who knew? Not me. Do you ever get lonely?

    *starts sobbing* yeeeeeees
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
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    newmeadow wrote: »
    That's a shame about your divorce. Yeah, I remember when you seemed so happy together. Who knew? Not me. Do you ever get lonely?

    Well, shucks. Is this about me?
  • mybfisred
    mybfisred Posts: 1,388 Member
    edited January 2018
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    I've got a loose screw...you gotta nut?
  • pilarslayer
    pilarslayer Posts: 234 Member
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    did you fall from heaven? because your face is pretty messed up.
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
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    pilarslayer wrote: »
    did you fall from heaven? because your face is pretty messed up.

    /thread this one wins pack it up folks
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited January 2018
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    Hey there, let's pretend to be a machine consisting of a cylindrical drum to which a wheel concentric with and larger than the drum is fastened, so that as an attached rope unwinds from the wheel, another rope is wound onto the drum, exerting an increased force.

    1145jldkpiyc.png
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
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    Let's role play.
    I'll be me, and you be the banana.

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