Flirt thread

CaptainFantastic00

I am looking for a place to park my ark

gardengnomemanifesto

I'll have my jaws unwired, if ya want me to.

TheRoadDog

That dress would look good in a heap on my bedroom floor…which could use a good vacuuming if you don’t mind.

LittleHearseDriver

Y'all are smoother than a freshly waxed *kitten*.

poetic_cell

I'm not a decorated tree but I can be lit

eccomi_qui

My favourite thing has two G’s.

TheRoadDog

Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.

CaptainFantastic00

Avocado_Angel wrote: »

Do you want to rub up against me ? It's ok if you don't. I'm just askin. You can rub against me if you like.

How effective is this? Asking for a friend

CaptainFantastic00

Cashme ouside howbowt dah

TheRoadDog

You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

gardengnomemanifesto

Those shoulders make me moist

TheRoadDog

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

poetic_cell

I have a hole in my bathroom that needs to be fixed.


How'd I do?

gardengnomemanifesto

lets remove the casing

gardengnomemanifesto

Lets play hide the salami