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LSmith0018
LSmith0018 Posts: 134 Member
edited November 26 in Chit-Chat
Let’s be MFP friends! Hit me up.
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  • MsHappyAss
    MsHappyAss Posts: 174 Member
    Good morning!
  • LSmith0018
    LSmith0018 Posts: 134 Member
    Good morning! How is it going for you on this Memorial Day?
  • MsHappyAss
    MsHappyAss Posts: 174 Member
    Going a bit slower than I’d like. But getting there. Headed to the gym and then a hike. How are you?
  • ACanadian22
    ACanadian22 Posts: 377 Member
    Hello Sir :)
  • MsHappyAss
    MsHappyAss Posts: 174 Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    If there was another policeman on here who everyone flirted with and fantasized about in steamy hot dreams late at night by the moonlight, would you be jealous of him?

    Ohh Officer Chris, must be. He has that effect on people
  • Mama_runs_slow
    Mama_runs_slow Posts: 1,078 Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    If there was another policeman on here who everyone flirted with and fantasized about in steamy hot dreams late at night by the moonlight, would you be jealous of him?

    this made me laugh out loud..lol
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,286 Member
    LSmith0018 wrote: »
    Let’s be MFP friends! Hit me up.

    Appreciate your service and welcome. Buckle up and enjoy the ride. You may need to request a couple more sets of cuffs, Just saying. Standard issued equipment for these here parts are coffee, bananas, donuts and bacon. Don’t worry if that sounds confusing. Stick around and you’ll see.

    Fact. Butt stuff is important too

    Yes the butt stuff @caco_ethes
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  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,286 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    LSmith0018 wrote: »
    Let’s be MFP friends! Hit me up.

    Appreciate your service and welcome. Buckle up and enjoy the ride. You may need to request a couple more sets of cuffs, Just saying. Standard issued equipment for these here parts are coffee, bananas, donuts and bacon. Don’t worry if that sounds confusing. Stick around and you’ll see.

    Fact. Butt stuff is important too

    Yes the butt stuff @caco_ethes
    LSmith0018 wrote: »
    Let’s be MFP friends! Hit me up.

    Appreciate your service and welcome. Buckle up and enjoy the ride. You may need to request a couple more sets of cuffs, Just saying. Standard issued equipment for these here parts are coffee, bananas, donuts and bacon. Don’t worry if that sounds confusing. Stick around and you’ll see.

    Fact. Butt stuff is important too

    Yes the butt stuff @caco_ethes

    Definitely

    Don’t lump me in with butt stuff, I’m a pure woman

    With wandering fingers! Don’t forget about the fingers
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  • LSmith0018
    LSmith0018 Posts: 134 Member
    LSmith0018 wrote: »
    Let’s be MFP friends! Hit me up.

    Appreciate your service and welcome. Buckle up and enjoy the ride. You may need to request a couple more sets of cuffs, Just saying. Standard issued equipment for these here parts are coffee, bananas, donuts and bacon. Don’t worry if that sounds confusing. Stick around and you’ll see.

    Fact. Butt stuff is important too

    Did someone say butt stuff?

    Hahahaha!! Oh boy....
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  • LSmith0018 wrote: »
    LSmith0018 wrote: »
    Let’s be MFP friends! Hit me up.

    Appreciate your service and welcome. Buckle up and enjoy the ride. You may need to request a couple more sets of cuffs, Just saying. Standard issued equipment for these here parts are coffee, bananas, donuts and bacon. Don’t worry if that sounds confusing. Stick around and you’ll see.

    Fact. Butt stuff is important too

    Did someone say butt stuff?

    Hahahaha!! Oh boy....

    Please don't arrest me. He's deaf and I have a hard time speaking English.

    Arrest this woman! Not me though... I'm an innocent o:)
  • MsHappyAss
    MsHappyAss Posts: 174 Member
    LSmith0018 wrote: »
    Let’s be MFP friends! Hit me up.

    Appreciate your service and welcome. Buckle up and enjoy the ride. You may need to request a couple more sets of cuffs, Just saying. Standard issued equipment for these here parts are coffee, bananas, donuts and bacon. Don’t worry if that sounds confusing. Stick around and you’ll see.


    Ha! I knew it wouldn’t take long for Chris to catch wind. You cop boys drive all the ladies crazy. I’ll be over here giggling
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,286 Member
    MsHappyAss wrote: »
    LSmith0018 wrote: »
    Let’s be MFP friends! Hit me up.

    Appreciate your service and welcome. Buckle up and enjoy the ride. You may need to request a couple more sets of cuffs, Just saying. Standard issued equipment for these here parts are coffee, bananas, donuts and bacon. Don’t worry if that sounds confusing. Stick around and you’ll see.


    Ha! I knew it wouldn’t take long for Chris to catch wind. You cop boys drive all the ladies crazy. I’ll be over here giggling

    Shhh, you’re rating me out.
  • LSmith0018
    LSmith0018 Posts: 134 Member
    You guys are cracking me up. It would appear as though I have stirred up a hornets nest.
  • MsHappyAss
    MsHappyAss Posts: 174 Member
    MsHappyAss wrote: »
    LSmith0018 wrote: »
    Let’s be MFP friends! Hit me up.

    Appreciate your service and welcome. Buckle up and enjoy the ride. You may need to request a couple more sets of cuffs, Just saying. Standard issued equipment for these here parts are coffee, bananas, donuts and bacon. Don’t worry if that sounds confusing. Stick around and you’ll see.


    Ha! I knew it wouldn’t take long for Chris to catch wind. You cop boys drive all the ladies crazy. I’ll be over here giggling

    Shhh, you’re rating me out.

    I do believe you already started giving way trade secrets Sir.
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  • LSmith0018
    LSmith0018 Posts: 134 Member
    LSmith0018 wrote: »
    79lth5trcj63.jpeg
    Uni pic.

    What is the bottle on your chest. At first I assumed it was a perfume bottle. After a bit of thought figured maybe hand sanitizer?!

    Hahaha!! It’s a light that can be used in non-tactical situations such as car accidents, field interviewing, etc. it provides hands free, ambient light.
  • WendyJoy76
    WendyJoy76 Posts: 948 Member
    LSmith0018 wrote: »
    79lth5trcj63.jpeg
    Uni pic.

    There’s a whole lot of awesome going on in this pic
  • LSmith0018
    LSmith0018 Posts: 134 Member
    WendyJoy76 wrote: »
    LSmith0018 wrote: »
    79lth5trcj63.jpeg
    Uni pic.

    There’s a whole lot of awesome going on in this pic

    Well thank you!
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