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  • xFunctionalStrengthx
    xFunctionalStrengthx Posts: 4,928 Member
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    xFunctionalStrengthx wrote: »
    I don't know if you watched this yet, @kinetixtrainer2 But, since there's the new guy as well...


    https://www.youtube.com/embed/videoseries?list=PL42BEAD8339E2F647

    We all know that God created cops because you fireman needed hero’s. Haha

    Sitting in donut shops is being a hero? ;)

  • xFunctionalStrengthx
    xFunctionalStrengthx Posts: 4,928 Member
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    xFunctionalStrengthx wrote: »
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    xFunctionalStrengthx wrote: »
    I don't know if you watched this yet, @kinetixtrainer2 But, since there's the new guy as well...


    https://www.youtube.com/embed/videoseries?list=PL42BEAD8339E2F647

    We all know that God created cops because you fireman needed hero’s. Haha

    Sitting in donut shops is being a hero? ;)

    Stop following me around

    Hahahaha.


  • xFunctionalStrengthx
    xFunctionalStrengthx Posts: 4,928 Member
    LSmith0018 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    It's hard for me to be friends with cops. Like I'm afraid to truly be myself without y'all judging me by my out of date car tag or the fact I like to partake in the devil's lettuce on occasion.

    Well, if it’s any consolation, I flew jets for 20 years before doing this and I have more than my share of party stories and debauchary to which I contributed. Cops are human too; never let one tell you otherwise. If they lose sight of that, they need to not be a cop anymore.

    What unit did you fly with?
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    zcb94 wrote: »
    Okay, OP, serious question: so, I know that there are varying levels of intervention you can do depending on the crime/situation at hand, but how do you/the justice system treat violations of the “do not remove under penalty of law label” law? Would someone who caught you in the act have to turn you in? What would happen thereafter?

    Those labels used to terrify me as a kid. I saw my dad take one off my mattress and I cried because I thought he’d go to jail

    Same! And my mom actually convinced me the mattress police would come :flushed:

    You mean they really won't come and I have been putting up with these annoying tags for 40 years?

    Jeeeesshh.. next you're gonna tell me that Santa, The Easter Bunny and The Tooth Fairy are fake too?

    I don't know, but I do know that every person I've seen get arrested on COPS in their home had a mattress

    :D:D:D true
  • JustSomeJD
    JustSomeJD Posts: 416 Member
    Maid_of_Mischief1 wrote: »
    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    LSmith0018 wrote: »
    Let’s be MFP friends! Hit me up.

    Appreciate your service and welcome. Buckle up and enjoy the ride. You may need to request a couple more sets of cuffs, Just saying. Standard issued equipment for these here parts are coffee, bananas, donuts and bacon. Don’t worry if that sounds confusing. Stick around and you’ll see.

    Fact. Butt stuff is important too

    Did someone say butt stuff?
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    LSmith0018 wrote: »
    Let’s be MFP friends! Hit me up.

    Appreciate your service and welcome. Buckle up and enjoy the ride. You may need to request a couple more sets of cuffs, Just saying. Standard issued equipment for these here parts are coffee, bananas, donuts and bacon. Don’t worry if that sounds confusing. Stick around and you’ll see.

    Fact. Butt stuff is important too

    Yes the butt stuff @caco_ethes
    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
    kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »
    LSmith0018 wrote: »
    Let’s be MFP friends! Hit me up.

    Appreciate your service and welcome. Buckle up and enjoy the ride. You may need to request a couple more sets of cuffs, Just saying. Standard issued equipment for these here parts are coffee, bananas, donuts and bacon. Don’t worry if that sounds confusing. Stick around and you’ll see.

    Fact. Butt stuff is important too

    Yes the butt stuff @caco_ethes

    Definitely

    Don’t lump me in with butt stuff, I’m a pure woman

    I'm late to this thread and have noting to ask the officer, however...
  • Darla77Darla
    Darla77Darla Posts: 262 Member
    Im lost in this convo but awesome memes
  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings Posts: 5,545 Member
    I think it's a legit question
  • MsHappyAss
    MsHappyAss Posts: 174 Member
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    It's hard for me to be friends with cops. Like I'm afraid to truly be myself without y'all judging me by my out of date car tag or the fact I like to partake in green medicine on occasion.

    Edited because I'm a law abiding citizen.

    Honestly I have thought these same thoughts. I can think of a few things that would get me cuffed. I’d totally cover for you @acocado_as5
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    LSmith0018 wrote: »
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    SabotageinStilettos wrote: »
    2 got cops now? I feel we deserve some sort of hot cop show down. I’ll go get my bib.

    I gotta get ready for work. Be back in a bit.

    Ohhh Im planning on being a bad, bad girl officer.. you better cuff me and pat me down, be thorough, you never know where I might hide something :laugh:
  • LSmith0018
    LSmith0018 Posts: 134 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    LSmith0018 wrote: »
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    SabotageinStilettos wrote: »
    2 got cops now? I feel we deserve some sort of hot cop show down. I’ll go get my bib.

    I gotta get ready for work. Be back in a bit.

    Ohhh Im planning on being a bad, bad girl officer.. you better cuff me and pat me down, be thorough, you never know where I might hide something :laugh:

    Hahahahaha! Oh Lordy.... :)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    LSmith0018 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    LSmith0018 wrote: »
    nk5202j4m92i.jpeg
    SabotageinStilettos wrote: »
    2 got cops now? I feel we deserve some sort of hot cop show down. I’ll go get my bib.

    I gotta get ready for work. Be back in a bit.

    Ohhh Im planning on being a bad, bad girl officer.. you better cuff me and pat me down, be thorough, you never know where I might hide something :laugh:

    Hahahahaha! Oh Lordy.... :)

    Ohhh he can't help you >:):p
  • 100_PROOF_
    100_PROOF_ Posts: 1,168 Member
    Officer- since Backpage got shut down a girl like me is looking for another outlet. Know of any?
  • LSmith0018
    LSmith0018 Posts: 134 Member
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    Good morning to all and to all ROLL TIDE!!
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    Have you ever apprehended a perp and upon driving them back to the jail have you ever stopped to #2? Now, do you leave the perp in the car or do you bring them inside and handcuff them to a pipe in the bathroom? Ya know, for safe keeping?
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    LSmith0018 wrote: »
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    Good morning to all and to all ROLL TIDE!!

    Good Morning Officer
  • LSmith0018
    LSmith0018 Posts: 134 Member
    81Katz wrote: »
    Have you ever apprehended a perp and upon driving them back to the jail have you ever stopped to #2? Now, do you leave the perp in the car or do you bring them inside and handcuff them to a pipe in the bathroom? Ya know, for safe keeping?

    Is this a serious question or am I missing the punchline? (Because I am old....)
  • LSmith0018
    LSmith0018 Posts: 134 Member
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    LSmith0018 wrote: »
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    Good morning to all and to all ROLL TIDE!!

    Good Morning Officer

    Good morning.
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    He doesn't seem to be answering questions which makes this thread kind of useless

    Yeah, seems like "look at my selfies".
    *Looks at selfies*
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    LSmith0018 wrote: »
    81Katz wrote: »
    Have you ever apprehended a perp and upon driving them back to the jail have you ever stopped to #2? Now, do you leave the perp in the car or do you bring them inside and handcuff them to a pipe in the bathroom? Ya know, for safe keeping?

    Is this a serious question or am I missing the punchline? (Because I am old....)

    Wait, why wouldn't this be a serious question?!
  • LSmith0018
    LSmith0018 Posts: 134 Member
    81Katz wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    He doesn't seem to be answering questions which makes this thread kind of useless

    Yeah, seems like "look at my selfies".
    *Looks at selfies*

    If an inmate HAS to use the facilities once they are taken into custody, they do it in an enclosed cell, with a transparent door, while being processed in. Does that answer your question?
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    LSmith0018 wrote: »
    81Katz wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    He doesn't seem to be answering questions which makes this thread kind of useless

    Yeah, seems like "look at my selfies".
    *Looks at selfies*

    If an inmate HAS to use the facilities once they are taken into custody, they do it in an enclosed cell, with a transparent door, while being processed in. Does that answer your question?

    No.
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    81Katz wrote: »
    LSmith0018 wrote: »
    81Katz wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    He doesn't seem to be answering questions which makes this thread kind of useless

    Yeah, seems like "look at my selfies".
    *Looks at selfies*

    If an inmate HAS to use the facilities once they are taken into custody, they do it in an enclosed cell, with a transparent door, while being processed in. Does that answer your question?

    No.

    :joy: She asked if YOU had to poop

    I'm placing my bets on you as to who could solve a crime faster.
  • LSmith0018
    LSmith0018 Posts: 134 Member
    (....crickets....)

    My mind is focused on other things at that time....
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    If i wanted to pursue a cop whats the easiest way to his handcuffs?
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