Ask the Cop
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Avocado_AS5 wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »It's hard for me to be friends with cops. Like I'm afraid to truly be myself without y'all judging me by my out of date car tag or the fact I like to partake in the devil's lettuce on occasion.
Is that medical lettuce ma'am?
Sure.
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Avocado_AS5 wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »It's hard for me to be friends with cops. Like I'm afraid to truly be myself without y'all judging me by my out of date car tag or the fact I like to partake in the devil's lettuce on occasion.
Is that medical lettuce ma'am?
Sure.
Meow.2 -
Avocado_AS5 wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »It's hard for me to be friends with cops. Like I'm afraid to truly be myself without y'all judging me by my out of date car tag or the fact I like to partake in the devil's lettuce on occasion.
Is that medical lettuce ma'am?
Sure.
Meow.
DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?!2 -
LSmith0018 wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »It's hard for me to be friends with cops. Like I'm afraid to truly be myself without y'all judging me by my out of date car tag or the fact I like to partake in the devil's lettuce on occasion.
Well, if it’s any consolation, I flew jets for 20 years before doing this and I have more than my share of party stories and debauchary to which I contributed. Cops are human too; never let one tell you otherwise. If they lose sight of that, they need to not be a cop anymore.
20 years? How old are you new hot cop?3 -
Avocado_AS5 wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »It's hard for me to be friends with cops. Like I'm afraid to truly be myself without y'all judging me by my out of date car tag or the fact I like to partake in the devil's lettuce on occasion.
Is that medical lettuce ma'am?
Sure.
Meow.
DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?!
Not so funny meow, is it?1 -
Avocado_AS5 wrote: »LSmith0018 wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »It's hard for me to be friends with cops. Like I'm afraid to truly be myself without y'all judging me by my out of date car tag or the fact I like to partake in the devil's lettuce on occasion.
Well, if it’s any consolation, I flew jets for 20 years before doing this and I have more than my share of party stories and debauchary to which I contributed. Cops are human too; never let one tell you otherwise. If they lose sight of that, they need to not be a cop anymore.
20 years? How old are you new hot cop?Avocado_AS5 wrote: »LSmith0018 wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »It's hard for me to be friends with cops. Like I'm afraid to truly be myself without y'all judging me by my out of date car tag or the fact I like to partake in the devil's lettuce on occasion.
Well, if it’s any consolation, I flew jets for 20 years before doing this and I have more than my share of party stories and debauchary to which I contributed. Cops are human too; never let one tell you otherwise. If they lose sight of that, they need to not be a cop anymore.
20 years? How old are you new hot cop?
Haha! I turned 42 in April.3 -
Avocado_AS5 wrote: »It's hard for me to be friends with cops. Like I'm afraid to truly be myself without y'all judging me by my out of date car tag or the fact I like to partake in green medicine on occasion.
Edited because I'm a law abiding citizen.
The first time I had green medicine was with 2 cops. Also the first time I drank (underage out in public btw) was with the same 2 cops. Not all cops law abiding either.
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Okay, OP, serious question: so, I know that there are varying levels of intervention you can do depending on the crime/situation at hand, but how do you/the justice system treat violations of the “do not remove under penalty of law label” law? Would someone who caught you in the act have to turn you in? What would happen thereafter?1
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LSmith0018 wrote: »
Uni pic.
Looking well equipped!1 -
Always prepared and ready...
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Okay, OP, serious question: so, I know that there are varying levels of intervention you can do depending on the crime/situation at hand, but how do you/the justice system treat violations of the “do not remove under penalty of law label” law? Would someone who caught you in the act have to turn you in? What would happen thereafter?
Those labels used to terrify me as a kid. I saw my dad take one off my mattress and I cried because I thought he’d go to jail4 -
That uniform tho shew 1
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MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Okay, OP, serious question: so, I know that there are varying levels of intervention you can do depending on the crime/situation at hand, but how do you/the justice system treat violations of the “do not remove under penalty of law label” law? Would someone who caught you in the act have to turn you in? What would happen thereafter?
Those labels used to terrify me as a kid. I saw my dad take one off my mattress and I cried because I thought he’d go to jail
Same! And my mom actually convinced me the mattress police would come
You mean they really won't come and I have been putting up with these annoying tags for 40 years?
Jeeeesshh.. next you're gonna tell me that Santa, The Easter Bunny and The Tooth Fairy are fake too?1 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Okay, OP, serious question: so, I know that there are varying levels of intervention you can do depending on the crime/situation at hand, but how do you/the justice system treat violations of the “do not remove under penalty of law label” law? Would someone who caught you in the act have to turn you in? What would happen thereafter?
Those labels used to terrify me as a kid. I saw my dad take one off my mattress and I cried because I thought he’d go to jail
Same! And my mom actually convinced me the mattress police would come
You mean they really won't come and I have been putting up with these annoying tags for 40 years?
Jeeeesshh.. next you're gonna tell me that Santa, The Easter Bunny and The Tooth Fairy are fake too?
....you might want to sit down for this1 -
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caco_ethes wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Okay, OP, serious question: so, I know that there are varying levels of intervention you can do depending on the crime/situation at hand, but how do you/the justice system treat violations of the “do not remove under penalty of law label” law? Would someone who caught you in the act have to turn you in? What would happen thereafter?
Those labels used to terrify me as a kid. I saw my dad take one off my mattress and I cried because I thought he’d go to jail
Same! And my mom actually convinced me the mattress police would come
You mean they really won't come and I have been putting up with these annoying tags for 40 years?
Jeeeesshh.. next you're gonna tell me that Santa, The Easter Bunny and The Tooth Fairy are fake too?
....you might want to sit down for this
Crap. The last time my mom said that to me she ended up telling me that my pet hamster was missing from it's cage because it needed to go the hamster hospital. I am still waiting for that s.o.b. to return....1 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Okay, OP, serious question: so, I know that there are varying levels of intervention you can do depending on the crime/situation at hand, but how do you/the justice system treat violations of the “do not remove under penalty of law label” law? Would someone who caught you in the act have to turn you in? What would happen thereafter?
Those labels used to terrify me as a kid. I saw my dad take one off my mattress and I cried because I thought he’d go to jail
Same! And my mom actually convinced me the mattress police would come
You mean they really won't come and I have been putting up with these annoying tags for 40 years?
Jeeeesshh.. next you're gonna tell me that Santa, The Easter Bunny and The Tooth Fairy are fake too?
....you might want to sit down for this
Crap. The last time my mom said that to me she ended up telling me that my pet hamster was missing from it's cage because it needed to go the hamster hospital. I am still waiting for that s.o.b. to return....
You might want to lay down for this...4 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Okay, OP, serious question: so, I know that there are varying levels of intervention you can do depending on the crime/situation at hand, but how do you/the justice system treat violations of the “do not remove under penalty of law label” law? Would someone who caught you in the act have to turn you in? What would happen thereafter?
Those labels used to terrify me as a kid. I saw my dad take one off my mattress and I cried because I thought he’d go to jail
Same! And my mom actually convinced me the mattress police would come
You mean they really won't come and I have been putting up with these annoying tags for 40 years?
Jeeeesshh.. next you're gonna tell me that Santa, The Easter Bunny and The Tooth Fairy are fake too?
....you might want to sit down for this
Crap. The last time my mom said that to me she ended up telling me that my pet hamster was missing from it's cage because it needed to go the hamster hospital. I am still waiting for that s.o.b. to return....
You might want to lay down for this...
Double crap.. the last time my babysitter told me to lay down for something.. well let's say that I am still in therapy for that one.2 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Okay, OP, serious question: so, I know that there are varying levels of intervention you can do depending on the crime/situation at hand, but how do you/the justice system treat violations of the “do not remove under penalty of law label” law? Would someone who caught you in the act have to turn you in? What would happen thereafter?
Those labels used to terrify me as a kid. I saw my dad take one off my mattress and I cried because I thought he’d go to jail
Same! And my mom actually convinced me the mattress police would come
You mean they really won't come and I have been putting up with these annoying tags for 40 years?
Jeeeesshh.. next you're gonna tell me that Santa, The Easter Bunny and The Tooth Fairy are fake too?
....you might want to sit down for this
Crap. The last time my mom said that to me she ended up telling me that my pet hamster was missing from it's cage because it needed to go the hamster hospital. I am still waiting for that s.o.b. to return....
You might want to lay down for this...
Oh baby. BeHAVE!1 -
MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Okay, OP, serious question: so, I know that there are varying levels of intervention you can do depending on the crime/situation at hand, but how do you/the justice system treat violations of the “do not remove under penalty of law label” law? Would someone who caught you in the act have to turn you in? What would happen thereafter?
Those labels used to terrify me as a kid. I saw my dad take one off my mattress and I cried because I thought he’d go to jail
Same! And my mom actually convinced me the mattress police would come
Technically, the tag warning applies to the merchant selling the mattress. The purchaser is able to remove it.
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Avocado_AS5 wrote: »It's hard for me to be friends with cops. Like I'm afraid to truly be myself without y'all judging me by my out of date car tag or the fact I like to partake in green medicine on occasion.
Edited because I'm a law abiding citizen.
Well i think you’re a great friend. The green machine will probably be legal across the nation soon anyway.2 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Okay, OP, serious question: so, I know that there are varying levels of intervention you can do depending on the crime/situation at hand, but how do you/the justice system treat violations of the “do not remove under penalty of law label” law? Would someone who caught you in the act have to turn you in? What would happen thereafter?
Those labels used to terrify me as a kid. I saw my dad take one off my mattress and I cried because I thought he’d go to jail
Same! And my mom actually convinced me the mattress police would come
You mean they really won't come and I have been putting up with these annoying tags for 40 years?
Jeeeesshh.. next you're gonna tell me that Santa, The Easter Bunny and The Tooth Fairy are fake too?
....you might want to sit down for this
Crap. The last time my mom said that to me she ended up telling me that my pet hamster was missing from it's cage because it needed to go the hamster hospital. I am still waiting for that s.o.b. to return....
You might want to lay down for this...
Oh baby. BeHAVE!
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MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »xFunctionalStrengthx wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Okay, OP, serious question: so, I know that there are varying levels of intervention you can do depending on the crime/situation at hand, but how do you/the justice system treat violations of the “do not remove under penalty of law label” law? Would someone who caught you in the act have to turn you in? What would happen thereafter?
Those labels used to terrify me as a kid. I saw my dad take one off my mattress and I cried because I thought he’d go to jail
Same! And my mom actually convinced me the mattress police would come
Technically, the tag warning applies to the merchant selling the mattress. The purchaser is able to remove it.
Well I'm going to be having some words with my mother now...
She deserves it I'm sure... 0 -
Hi Mr. Smith0
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I don't know if you watched this yet, @kinetixtrainer2 But, since there's the new guy as well...
https://www.youtube.com/embed/videoseries?list=PL42BEAD8339E2F6470 -
Thank you for your service!1
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xFunctionalStrengthx wrote: »I don't know if you watched this yet, @kinetixtrainer2 But, since there's the new guy as well...
https://www.youtube.com/embed/videoseries?list=PL42BEAD8339E2F647
We all know that God created cops because you fireman needed hero’s. Haha4 -
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