Ask the Cop

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  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    km8907 wrote: »
    It's hard for me to be friends with cops. Like I'm afraid to truly be myself without y'all judging me by my out of date car tag or the fact I like to partake in the devil's lettuce on occasion.

    Is that medical lettuce ma'am?

    Sure.

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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    km8907 wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    It's hard for me to be friends with cops. Like I'm afraid to truly be myself without y'all judging me by my out of date car tag or the fact I like to partake in the devil's lettuce on occasion.

    Is that medical lettuce ma'am?

    Sure.

    pNwqsZq.gif

    Meow.
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    It's hard for me to be friends with cops. Like I'm afraid to truly be myself without y'all judging me by my out of date car tag or the fact I like to partake in the devil's lettuce on occasion.

    Is that medical lettuce ma'am?

    Sure.

    pNwqsZq.gif

    Meow.

    DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?!
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    LSmith0018 wrote: »
    It's hard for me to be friends with cops. Like I'm afraid to truly be myself without y'all judging me by my out of date car tag or the fact I like to partake in the devil's lettuce on occasion.

    Well, if it’s any consolation, I flew jets for 20 years before doing this and I have more than my share of party stories and debauchary to which I contributed. Cops are human too; never let one tell you otherwise. If they lose sight of that, they need to not be a cop anymore.

    20 years? How old are you new hot cop?
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    km8907 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    It's hard for me to be friends with cops. Like I'm afraid to truly be myself without y'all judging me by my out of date car tag or the fact I like to partake in the devil's lettuce on occasion.

    Is that medical lettuce ma'am?

    Sure.

    pNwqsZq.gif

    Meow.

    DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?!

    Not so funny meow, is it?
  • LSmith0018
    LSmith0018 Posts: 134 Member
    LSmith0018 wrote: »
    It's hard for me to be friends with cops. Like I'm afraid to truly be myself without y'all judging me by my out of date car tag or the fact I like to partake in the devil's lettuce on occasion.

    Well, if it’s any consolation, I flew jets for 20 years before doing this and I have more than my share of party stories and debauchary to which I contributed. Cops are human too; never let one tell you otherwise. If they lose sight of that, they need to not be a cop anymore.

    20 years? How old are you new hot cop?
    LSmith0018 wrote: »
    It's hard for me to be friends with cops. Like I'm afraid to truly be myself without y'all judging me by my out of date car tag or the fact I like to partake in the devil's lettuce on occasion.

    Well, if it’s any consolation, I flew jets for 20 years before doing this and I have more than my share of party stories and debauchary to which I contributed. Cops are human too; never let one tell you otherwise. If they lose sight of that, they need to not be a cop anymore.

    20 years? How old are you new hot cop?

    Haha! I turned 42 in April.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    It's hard for me to be friends with cops. Like I'm afraid to truly be myself without y'all judging me by my out of date car tag or the fact I like to partake in green medicine on occasion.

    Edited because I'm a law abiding citizen.

    The first time I had green medicine was with 2 cops. Also the first time I drank (underage out in public btw) was with the same 2 cops. Not all cops law abiding either. :D
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Okay, OP, serious question: so, I know that there are varying levels of intervention you can do depending on the crime/situation at hand, but how do you/the justice system treat violations of the “do not remove under penalty of law label” law? Would someone who caught you in the act have to turn you in? What would happen thereafter?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    LSmith0018 wrote: »
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    Uni pic.

    Looking well equipped!
  • LSmith0018
    LSmith0018 Posts: 134 Member
    Always prepared and ready... ;)
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    zcb94 wrote: »
    Okay, OP, serious question: so, I know that there are varying levels of intervention you can do depending on the crime/situation at hand, but how do you/the justice system treat violations of the “do not remove under penalty of law label” law? Would someone who caught you in the act have to turn you in? What would happen thereafter?

    Those labels used to terrify me as a kid. I saw my dad take one off my mattress and I cried because I thought he’d go to jail
  • Johnda85
    Johnda85 Posts: 71 Member
    That uniform tho ;););) shew
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    zcb94 wrote: »
    Okay, OP, serious question: so, I know that there are varying levels of intervention you can do depending on the crime/situation at hand, but how do you/the justice system treat violations of the “do not remove under penalty of law label” law? Would someone who caught you in the act have to turn you in? What would happen thereafter?

    Those labels used to terrify me as a kid. I saw my dad take one off my mattress and I cried because I thought he’d go to jail

    Same! And my mom actually convinced me the mattress police would come :flushed:

    You mean they really won't come and I have been putting up with these annoying tags for 40 years?

    Jeeeesshh.. next you're gonna tell me that Santa, The Easter Bunny and The Tooth Fairy are fake too?
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    zcb94 wrote: »
    Okay, OP, serious question: so, I know that there are varying levels of intervention you can do depending on the crime/situation at hand, but how do you/the justice system treat violations of the “do not remove under penalty of law label” law? Would someone who caught you in the act have to turn you in? What would happen thereafter?

    Those labels used to terrify me as a kid. I saw my dad take one off my mattress and I cried because I thought he’d go to jail

    Same! And my mom actually convinced me the mattress police would come :flushed:

    You mean they really won't come and I have been putting up with these annoying tags for 40 years?

    Jeeeesshh.. next you're gonna tell me that Santa, The Easter Bunny and The Tooth Fairy are fake too?

    ....you might want to sit down for this
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    zcb94 wrote: »
    Okay, OP, serious question: so, I know that there are varying levels of intervention you can do depending on the crime/situation at hand, but how do you/the justice system treat violations of the “do not remove under penalty of law label” law? Would someone who caught you in the act have to turn you in? What would happen thereafter?

    Those labels used to terrify me as a kid. I saw my dad take one off my mattress and I cried because I thought he’d go to jail

    Same! And my mom actually convinced me the mattress police would come :flushed:

    You mean they really won't come and I have been putting up with these annoying tags for 40 years?

    Jeeeesshh.. next you're gonna tell me that Santa, The Easter Bunny and The Tooth Fairy are fake too?

    ....you might want to sit down for this

    Crap. The last time my mom said that to me she ended up telling me that my pet hamster was missing from it's cage because it needed to go the hamster hospital. I am still waiting for that s.o.b. to return....
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    zcb94 wrote: »
    Okay, OP, serious question: so, I know that there are varying levels of intervention you can do depending on the crime/situation at hand, but how do you/the justice system treat violations of the “do not remove under penalty of law label” law? Would someone who caught you in the act have to turn you in? What would happen thereafter?

    Those labels used to terrify me as a kid. I saw my dad take one off my mattress and I cried because I thought he’d go to jail

    Same! And my mom actually convinced me the mattress police would come :flushed:

    You mean they really won't come and I have been putting up with these annoying tags for 40 years?

    Jeeeesshh.. next you're gonna tell me that Santa, The Easter Bunny and The Tooth Fairy are fake too?

    ....you might want to sit down for this

    Crap. The last time my mom said that to me she ended up telling me that my pet hamster was missing from it's cage because it needed to go the hamster hospital. I am still waiting for that s.o.b. to return....

    You might want to lay down for this...
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    km8907 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    zcb94 wrote: »
    Okay, OP, serious question: so, I know that there are varying levels of intervention you can do depending on the crime/situation at hand, but how do you/the justice system treat violations of the “do not remove under penalty of law label” law? Would someone who caught you in the act have to turn you in? What would happen thereafter?

    Those labels used to terrify me as a kid. I saw my dad take one off my mattress and I cried because I thought he’d go to jail

    Same! And my mom actually convinced me the mattress police would come :flushed:

    You mean they really won't come and I have been putting up with these annoying tags for 40 years?

    Jeeeesshh.. next you're gonna tell me that Santa, The Easter Bunny and The Tooth Fairy are fake too?

    ....you might want to sit down for this

    Crap. The last time my mom said that to me she ended up telling me that my pet hamster was missing from it's cage because it needed to go the hamster hospital. I am still waiting for that s.o.b. to return....

    You might want to lay down for this...

    Double crap.. the last time my babysitter told me to lay down for something.. well let's say that I am still in therapy for that one.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    km8907 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    zcb94 wrote: »
    Okay, OP, serious question: so, I know that there are varying levels of intervention you can do depending on the crime/situation at hand, but how do you/the justice system treat violations of the “do not remove under penalty of law label” law? Would someone who caught you in the act have to turn you in? What would happen thereafter?

    Those labels used to terrify me as a kid. I saw my dad take one off my mattress and I cried because I thought he’d go to jail

    Same! And my mom actually convinced me the mattress police would come :flushed:

    You mean they really won't come and I have been putting up with these annoying tags for 40 years?

    Jeeeesshh.. next you're gonna tell me that Santa, The Easter Bunny and The Tooth Fairy are fake too?

    ....you might want to sit down for this

    Crap. The last time my mom said that to me she ended up telling me that my pet hamster was missing from it's cage because it needed to go the hamster hospital. I am still waiting for that s.o.b. to return....

    You might want to lay down for this...

    Oh baby. BeHAVE!
  • xFunctionalStrengthx
    xFunctionalStrengthx Posts: 4,928 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    zcb94 wrote: »
    Okay, OP, serious question: so, I know that there are varying levels of intervention you can do depending on the crime/situation at hand, but how do you/the justice system treat violations of the “do not remove under penalty of law label” law? Would someone who caught you in the act have to turn you in? What would happen thereafter?

    Those labels used to terrify me as a kid. I saw my dad take one off my mattress and I cried because I thought he’d go to jail

    Same! And my mom actually convinced me the mattress police would come :flushed:

    Technically, the tag warning applies to the merchant selling the mattress. The purchaser is able to remove it.

    :p
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,274 Member
    It's hard for me to be friends with cops. Like I'm afraid to truly be myself without y'all judging me by my out of date car tag or the fact I like to partake in green medicine on occasion.

    Edited because I'm a law abiding citizen.

    Well i think you’re a great friend. The green machine will probably be legal across the nation soon anyway.
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    zcb94 wrote: »
    Okay, OP, serious question: so, I know that there are varying levels of intervention you can do depending on the crime/situation at hand, but how do you/the justice system treat violations of the “do not remove under penalty of law label” law? Would someone who caught you in the act have to turn you in? What would happen thereafter?

    Those labels used to terrify me as a kid. I saw my dad take one off my mattress and I cried because I thought he’d go to jail

    Same! And my mom actually convinced me the mattress police would come :flushed:

    You mean they really won't come and I have been putting up with these annoying tags for 40 years?

    Jeeeesshh.. next you're gonna tell me that Santa, The Easter Bunny and The Tooth Fairy are fake too?

    ....you might want to sit down for this

    Crap. The last time my mom said that to me she ended up telling me that my pet hamster was missing from it's cage because it needed to go the hamster hospital. I am still waiting for that s.o.b. to return....

    You might want to lay down for this...

    Oh baby. BeHAVE!

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  • xFunctionalStrengthx
    xFunctionalStrengthx Posts: 4,928 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    zcb94 wrote: »
    Okay, OP, serious question: so, I know that there are varying levels of intervention you can do depending on the crime/situation at hand, but how do you/the justice system treat violations of the “do not remove under penalty of law label” law? Would someone who caught you in the act have to turn you in? What would happen thereafter?

    Those labels used to terrify me as a kid. I saw my dad take one off my mattress and I cried because I thought he’d go to jail

    Same! And my mom actually convinced me the mattress police would come :flushed:

    Technically, the tag warning applies to the merchant selling the mattress. The purchaser is able to remove it.

    :p

    Well I'm going to be having some words with my mother now...

    She deserves it I'm sure... ;)
  • Hi Mr. Smith
  • xFunctionalStrengthx
    xFunctionalStrengthx Posts: 4,928 Member
    I don't know if you watched this yet, @kinetixtrainer2 But, since there's the new guy as well...


    https://www.youtube.com/embed/videoseries?list=PL42BEAD8339E2F647
  • urloved33
    urloved33 Posts: 3,323 Member
    Thank you for your service!
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,274 Member
    I don't know if you watched this yet, @kinetixtrainer2 But, since there's the new guy as well...


    https://www.youtube.com/embed/videoseries?list=PL42BEAD8339E2F647

    We all know that God created cops because you fireman needed hero’s. Haha
  • LSmith0018
    LSmith0018 Posts: 134 Member
    Hi Mr. Smith

    Good afternoon. :)