DOOMSDAY
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SpartanRunner1978 wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Based on the current status of my cupboards, I have enough food to keep me alive for another 12 minutes
Then wed be screwed my fridge is worse than a bachelor's pad. Unless you like ketchup.
Only on eggs, right @pudgy1977 ?
Don't you start with me Mr.0 -
My dad was once a "prepper".....bullets and booze. All good for me, plus cans of that 10+ years food crap that can be eaten if necessary.1
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In the case of "Yellowstone blew". Well, I'll probably have to change my air filters.
In the case of "The JdF plate snapped". Huh? You say something?
In the case of "Texas got cooler than 70 degrees". Jingle bells, jingle bells.
My little daughter once assembled her go-kit for global warming, oceans rising, flooding, etc. It had a pool noodle.
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I would have been fine for 6 months - food and water, plus access to a fully stocked freshwater lake. Now my ex-wife will be fine and I will be stuck in the city to fend for myself. On another positive note, there are plenty of fish and rabbits here in the suburbs of Vancouver as well as deer.1
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DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »I'm going to go live in a cave. I'm going to do that anyways, but if it's a doomsday scenario I might move there a little quicker.
I’m a semi-pro at decorating man-caves
You don't decorate man-caves. We can stack all the food/supplies we're going to steal from @DeadliftsAndSprinkles up against the walls though.
Okay but then where will we put @DeadliftsAndSprinkles ?
Fine....we can have one decoration.
Well then what am I supposed to do with this ceramic owl, sheesh
You have to decide between the two. The ceramic owl can hold cookies, @DeadliftsAndSprinkles can you hold cookies?
Can she just hold the owl that holds the cookies? I feel like we’re overthinking this
Oh yeah... @DeadliftsAndSprinkles can you hold ceramic owls that hold cookies?
Of course I can, I'm not an imbecile
It's not an owl but I have this plant to prove I can take care of things AND that I've managed to keep alive since Christmas.
Look at him go. Living his best life.
Does HE have a name?0 -
DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »I'm going to go live in a cave. I'm going to do that anyways, but if it's a doomsday scenario I might move there a little quicker.
I’m a semi-pro at decorating man-caves
You don't decorate man-caves. We can stack all the food/supplies we're going to steal from @DeadliftsAndSprinkles up against the walls though.
Okay but then where will we put @DeadliftsAndSprinkles ?
Fine....we can have one decoration.
Well then what am I supposed to do with this ceramic owl, sheesh
You have to decide between the two. The ceramic owl can hold cookies, @DeadliftsAndSprinkles can you hold cookies?
Can she just hold the owl that holds the cookies? I feel like we’re overthinking this
Oh yeah... @DeadliftsAndSprinkles can you hold ceramic owls that hold cookies?
Of course I can, I'm not an imbecile
It's not an owl but I have this plant to prove I can take care of things AND that I've managed to keep alive since Christmas.
Look at him go. Living his best life.
Well I agree you are good at keeping Christmas plants alive, I still don't know how you are at holding objects like ceramic owls. In fact, come to think of it, I've never seen you hold anything, ever.1 -
caco_ethes wrote: »That time has come. Yellowstone blew. The Juan de Fuca plate snapped. Our twelve biggest cities were bombed. Texas got cooler than 70 degrees. Whatever the worst case scenario is, it has happened. What’s your plan? Who do you meet up with first? What’s in your backpack? Discuss
pfft... easy call
Costco Run.0 -
DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »I'm going to go live in a cave. I'm going to do that anyways, but if it's a doomsday scenario I might move there a little quicker.
I’m a semi-pro at decorating man-caves
You don't decorate man-caves. We can stack all the food/supplies we're going to steal from @DeadliftsAndSprinkles up against the walls though.
Okay but then where will we put @DeadliftsAndSprinkles ?
Fine....we can have one decoration.
Well then what am I supposed to do with this ceramic owl, sheesh
You have to decide between the two. The ceramic owl can hold cookies, @DeadliftsAndSprinkles can you hold cookies?
Can she just hold the owl that holds the cookies? I feel like we’re overthinking this
Oh yeah... @DeadliftsAndSprinkles can you hold ceramic owls that hold cookies?
Of course I can, I'm not an imbecile
It's not an owl but I have this plant to prove I can take care of things AND that I've managed to keep alive since Christmas.
Look at him go. Living his best life.
Well I agree you are good at keeping Christmas plants alive, I still don't know how you are at holding objects like ceramic owls. In fact, come to think of it, I've never seen you hold anything, ever.
You've definitely seen me hold my phone in selfies
Have I? I don't remember. Darn it TNT will you just take a selfie so I can stop pretending like I don't believe you can hold stuff.2 -
DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »I'm going to go live in a cave. I'm going to do that anyways, but if it's a doomsday scenario I might move there a little quicker.
I’m a semi-pro at decorating man-caves
You don't decorate man-caves. We can stack all the food/supplies we're going to steal from @DeadliftsAndSprinkles up against the walls though.
Okay but then where will we put @DeadliftsAndSprinkles ?
Fine....we can have one decoration.
Well then what am I supposed to do with this ceramic owl, sheesh
You have to decide between the two. The ceramic owl can hold cookies, @DeadliftsAndSprinkles can you hold cookies?
Can she just hold the owl that holds the cookies? I feel like we’re overthinking this
Oh yeah... @DeadliftsAndSprinkles can you hold ceramic owls that hold cookies?
Of course I can, I'm not an imbecile
It's not an owl but I have this plant to prove I can take care of things AND that I've managed to keep alive since Christmas.
Look at him go. Living his best life.
Well I agree you are good at keeping Christmas plants alive, I still don't know how you are at holding objects like ceramic owls. In fact, come to think of it, I've never seen you hold anything, ever.
You've definitely seen me hold my phone in selfies
Have I? I don't remember. Darn it TNT will you just take a selfie so I can stop pretending like I don't believe you can hold stuff.
You and I both know damn well you have me on IG
Fine don't selfie then!
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caco_ethes wrote: »That time has come. Yellowstone blew. The Juan de Fuca plate snapped. Our twelve biggest cities were bombed. Texas got cooler than 70 degrees. Whatever the worst case scenario is, it has happened. What’s your plan? Who do you meet up with first? What’s in your backpack? Discuss
Uhm. Is this a global thing? Or should I grab some popcorn, have a pint and wait for all of this to blow over on your side of the world?1 -
SabAteNine wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »That time has come. Yellowstone blew. The Juan de Fuca plate snapped. Our twelve biggest cities were bombed. Texas got cooler than 70 degrees. Whatever the worst case scenario is, it has happened. What’s your plan? Who do you meet up with first? What’s in your backpack? Discuss
Uhm. Is this a global thing? Or should I grab some popcorn, have a pint and wait for all of this to blow over on your side of the world?
You should probably prepare your bug out bag now. Remember, they will not have coffee during the apocalypse.1 -
DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »I'm going to go live in a cave. I'm going to do that anyways, but if it's a doomsday scenario I might move there a little quicker.
I’m a semi-pro at decorating man-caves
You don't decorate man-caves. We can stack all the food/supplies we're going to steal from @DeadliftsAndSprinkles up against the walls though.
Okay but then where will we put @DeadliftsAndSprinkles ?
Fine....we can have one decoration.
Well then what am I supposed to do with this ceramic owl, sheesh
You have to decide between the two. The ceramic owl can hold cookies, @DeadliftsAndSprinkles can you hold cookies?
Can she just hold the owl that holds the cookies? I feel like we’re overthinking this
Oh yeah... @DeadliftsAndSprinkles can you hold ceramic owls that hold cookies?
Of course I can, I'm not an imbecile
It's not an owl but I have this plant to prove I can take care of things AND that I've managed to keep alive since Christmas.
Look at him go. Living his best life.
Well I agree you are good at keeping Christmas plants alive, I still don't know how you are at holding objects like ceramic owls. In fact, come to think of it, I've never seen you hold anything, ever.
You've definitely seen me hold my phone in selfies
Have I? I don't remember. Darn it TNT will you just take a selfie so I can stop pretending like I don't believe you can hold stuff.
You and I both know damn well you have me on IG
Fine don't selfie then!
Wow.
I assume you are complementing on my great taste in gifs.3 -
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SabAteNine wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »That time has come. Yellowstone blew. The Juan de Fuca plate snapped. Our twelve biggest cities were bombed. Texas got cooler than 70 degrees. Whatever the worst case scenario is, it has happened. What’s your plan? Who do you meet up with first? What’s in your backpack? Discuss
Uhm. Is this a global thing? Or should I grab some popcorn, have a pint and wait for all of this to blow over on your side of the world?
You should probably prepare your bug out bag now. Remember, they will not have coffee during the apocalypse.
That's ok, I'm a paranoid hypochondriac so generous stashes of the important stuff & meds are already accounted for. But we don't have guns here. Which is too bad since the biggest issue will be other people in this scenario.
Ah well, I'll just have that pint.0 -
SabAteNine wrote: »SabAteNine wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »That time has come. Yellowstone blew. The Juan de Fuca plate snapped. Our twelve biggest cities were bombed. Texas got cooler than 70 degrees. Whatever the worst case scenario is, it has happened. What’s your plan? Who do you meet up with first? What’s in your backpack? Discuss
Uhm. Is this a global thing? Or should I grab some popcorn, have a pint and wait for all of this to blow over on your side of the world?
You should probably prepare your bug out bag now. Remember, they will not have coffee during the apocalypse.
That's ok, I'm a paranoid hypochondriac so generous stashes of the important stuff & meds are already accounted for. But we don't have guns here. Which is too bad since the biggest issue will be other people in this scenario.
Ah well, I'll just have that pint.
Then my suggestion would be to learn how to make beer.3 -
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Well...SabAteNine wrote: »SabAteNine wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »That time has come. Yellowstone blew. The Juan de Fuca plate snapped. Our twelve biggest cities were bombed. Texas got cooler than 70 degrees. Whatever the worst case scenario is, it has happened. What’s your plan? Who do you meet up with first? What’s in your backpack? Discuss
Uhm. Is this a global thing? Or should I grab some popcorn, have a pint and wait for all of this to blow over on your side of the world?
You should probably prepare your bug out bag now. Remember, they will not have coffee during the apocalypse.
That's ok, I'm a paranoid hypochondriac so generous stashes of the important stuff & meds are already accounted for. But we don't have guns here. Which is too bad since the biggest issue will be other people in this scenario.
Ah well, I'll just have that pint.
Then my suggestion would be to learn how to make beer.
...you're not wrong. This is sound advice.
But what if there's fallout, hops become radioactive and the stuff turns out to slightly glow green in the dark?
I mean I guess then we'd be screwed anyway. Us and our third eye and second head, which is actually a tumor.0 -
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Well. I can crochet, that is about as gifted as I am.. I will be the first to die.
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SabAteNine wrote: »
Well...SabAteNine wrote: »SabAteNine wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »That time has come. Yellowstone blew. The Juan de Fuca plate snapped. Our twelve biggest cities were bombed. Texas got cooler than 70 degrees. Whatever the worst case scenario is, it has happened. What’s your plan? Who do you meet up with first? What’s in your backpack? Discuss
Uhm. Is this a global thing? Or should I grab some popcorn, have a pint and wait for all of this to blow over on your side of the world?
You should probably prepare your bug out bag now. Remember, they will not have coffee during the apocalypse.
That's ok, I'm a paranoid hypochondriac so generous stashes of the important stuff & meds are already accounted for. But we don't have guns here. Which is too bad since the biggest issue will be other people in this scenario.
Ah well, I'll just have that pint.
Then my suggestion would be to learn how to make beer.
...you're not wrong. This is sound advice.
But what if there's fallout, hops become radioactive and the stuff turns out to slightly glow green in the dark?
I mean I guess then we'd be screwed anyway. Us and our third eye and second head, which is actually a tumor.
Here are 7 plants to plant around your hops that are supposed to absorb "radiation". Therefor, it should keep your hops and beer protected.
7 plants to absorb radiation from computers (close enough right?)
Cactus. Cactus is one of the most popular succulents thanks to its easy growth that does not require too much care.
Betel leaf plant. The betel leaf plant, or piper betle, is the leaf of a grapevine which belongs to the family of Piperaceae.
Snake plant.
Spider plant.
Aloe.
Narcissus.
Stone lotus flower.1 -
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Real plan I can’t share.
In MFP fairytale land I have an underground bunker full of Sex toys and PB&J. @CoffeeAndContour I’m coming for ya! Haha2 -
LiftingRiot wrote: »Since I currently live in Louisiana, ill be packing a backpack with pistol, AR, and Shotty. Food, bandages, knives, couple pairs of clothes, poncho, fire equipment, tent, sleeping back. Its me and baby girl. We would go to a friends camp that also has a lot of guns as well.
I"m going to pack @LiftingRiot0 -
JustKeepTryin wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »Since I currently live in Louisiana, ill be packing a backpack with pistol, AR, and Shotty. Food, bandages, knives, couple pairs of clothes, poncho, fire equipment, tent, sleeping back. Its me and baby girl. We would go to a friends camp that also has a lot of guns as well.
I"m going to pack @LiftingRiot
I’m going to rob @LiftingRiot1 -
i delete my browser history and then i reopen chrome and type in0
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Depending on time, head away from cities and people and just chill to watch the end. Mountains or maybe a quite beach. If the family wants to join, great. At that point I am not worrying about hurting feelings. That'll be sorted out shortly for everyone.1
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JustKeepTryin wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »Since I currently live in Louisiana, ill be packing a backpack with pistol, AR, and Shotty. Food, bandages, knives, couple pairs of clothes, poncho, fire equipment, tent, sleeping back. Its me and baby girl. We would go to a friends camp that also has a lot of guns as well.
I"m going to pack @LiftingRiot
Sweet!!!! No walking for me.caco_ethes wrote: »JustKeepTryin wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »Since I currently live in Louisiana, ill be packing a backpack with pistol, AR, and Shotty. Food, bandages, knives, couple pairs of clothes, poncho, fire equipment, tent, sleeping back. Its me and baby girl. We would go to a friends camp that also has a lot of guns as well.
I"m going to pack @LiftingRiot
I’m going to rob @LiftingRiot
Her back pack has excellent defenses. Try to come at us sis3 -
I'm going to build a giant Nokia 3210 bunker type thing... with walls that taste like donuts and everyone has to dress up as their favourite animal but also has to bow down to me as animal king and feed me space food *kitten*.
Umm... I mean, I don't know. Haven't really thought about it..2 -
I'm going to build a giant Nokia 3210 bunker type thing... with walls that taste like donuts and everyone has to dress up as their favourite animal but also has to bow down to me as animal king and feed me space food *kitten*.
Umm... I mean, I don't know. Haven't really thought about it..
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!2
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