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SabAteNine wrote: »
Well...SabAteNine wrote: »SabAteNine wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »That time has come. Yellowstone blew. The Juan de Fuca plate snapped. Our twelve biggest cities were bombed. Texas got cooler than 70 degrees. Whatever the worst case scenario is, it has happened. What’s your plan? Who do you meet up with first? What’s in your backpack? Discuss
Uhm. Is this a global thing? Or should I grab some popcorn, have a pint and wait for all of this to blow over on your side of the world?
You should probably prepare your bug out bag now. Remember, they will not have coffee during the apocalypse.
That's ok, I'm a paranoid hypochondriac so generous stashes of the important stuff & meds are already accounted for. But we don't have guns here. Which is too bad since the biggest issue will be other people in this scenario.
Ah well, I'll just have that pint.
Then my suggestion would be to learn how to make beer.
...you're not wrong. This is sound advice.
But what if there's fallout, hops become radioactive and the stuff turns out to slightly glow green in the dark?
I mean I guess then we'd be screwed anyway. Us and our third eye and second head, which is actually a tumor.
Here are 7 plants to plant around your hops that are supposed to absorb "radiation". Therefor, it should keep your hops and beer protected.
7 plants to absorb radiation from computers (close enough right?)
Cactus. Cactus is one of the most popular succulents thanks to its easy growth that does not require too much care.
Betel leaf plant. The betel leaf plant, or piper betle, is the leaf of a grapevine which belongs to the family of Piperaceae.
Snake plant.
Spider plant.
Aloe.
Narcissus.
Stone lotus flower.1 -
Real plan I can’t share.
In MFP fairytale land I have an underground bunker full of Sex toys and PB&J. @CoffeeAndContour I’m coming for ya! Haha2 -
LiftingRiot wrote: »Since I currently live in Louisiana, ill be packing a backpack with pistol, AR, and Shotty. Food, bandages, knives, couple pairs of clothes, poncho, fire equipment, tent, sleeping back. Its me and baby girl. We would go to a friends camp that also has a lot of guns as well.
I"m going to pack @LiftingRiot0 -
JustKeepTryin wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »Since I currently live in Louisiana, ill be packing a backpack with pistol, AR, and Shotty. Food, bandages, knives, couple pairs of clothes, poncho, fire equipment, tent, sleeping back. Its me and baby girl. We would go to a friends camp that also has a lot of guns as well.
I"m going to pack @LiftingRiot
I’m going to rob @LiftingRiot1 -
i delete my browser history and then i reopen chrome and type in0
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Depending on time, head away from cities and people and just chill to watch the end. Mountains or maybe a quite beach. If the family wants to join, great. At that point I am not worrying about hurting feelings. That'll be sorted out shortly for everyone.1
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JustKeepTryin wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »Since I currently live in Louisiana, ill be packing a backpack with pistol, AR, and Shotty. Food, bandages, knives, couple pairs of clothes, poncho, fire equipment, tent, sleeping back. Its me and baby girl. We would go to a friends camp that also has a lot of guns as well.
I"m going to pack @LiftingRiot
Sweet!!!! No walking for me.caco_ethes wrote: »JustKeepTryin wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »Since I currently live in Louisiana, ill be packing a backpack with pistol, AR, and Shotty. Food, bandages, knives, couple pairs of clothes, poncho, fire equipment, tent, sleeping back. Its me and baby girl. We would go to a friends camp that also has a lot of guns as well.
I"m going to pack @LiftingRiot
I’m going to rob @LiftingRiot
Her back pack has excellent defenses. Try to come at us sis3 -
I'm going to build a giant Nokia 3210 bunker type thing... with walls that taste like donuts and everyone has to dress up as their favourite animal but also has to bow down to me as animal king and feed me space food *kitten*.
Umm... I mean, I don't know. Haven't really thought about it..2 -
I'm going to build a giant Nokia 3210 bunker type thing... with walls that taste like donuts and everyone has to dress up as their favourite animal but also has to bow down to me as animal king and feed me space food *kitten*.
Umm... I mean, I don't know. Haven't really thought about it..
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!2 -
caco_ethes wrote: »I'm going to build a giant Nokia 3210 bunker type thing... with walls that taste like donuts and everyone has to dress up as their favourite animal but also has to bow down to me as animal king and feed me space food *kitten*.
Umm... I mean, I don't know. Haven't really thought about it..
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!
Exactly!!!!1 -
LiftingRiot wrote: »JustKeepTryin wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »Since I currently live in Louisiana, ill be packing a backpack with pistol, AR, and Shotty. Food, bandages, knives, couple pairs of clothes, poncho, fire equipment, tent, sleeping back. Its me and baby girl. We would go to a friends camp that also has a lot of guns as well.
I"m going to pack @LiftingRiot
Sweet!!!! No walking for me.caco_ethes wrote: »JustKeepTryin wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »Since I currently live in Louisiana, ill be packing a backpack with pistol, AR, and Shotty. Food, bandages, knives, couple pairs of clothes, poncho, fire equipment, tent, sleeping back. Its me and baby girl. We would go to a friends camp that also has a lot of guns as well.
I"m going to pack @LiftingRiot
I’m going to rob @LiftingRiot
Her back pack has excellent defenses. Try to come at us sis
Pshh. How do you think those defenses will hold up against a 3D printed stick? Not well, I assure you0 -
caco_ethes wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »JustKeepTryin wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »Since I currently live in Louisiana, ill be packing a backpack with pistol, AR, and Shotty. Food, bandages, knives, couple pairs of clothes, poncho, fire equipment, tent, sleeping back. Its me and baby girl. We would go to a friends camp that also has a lot of guns as well.
I"m going to pack @LiftingRiot
Sweet!!!! No walking for me.caco_ethes wrote: »JustKeepTryin wrote: »LiftingRiot wrote: »Since I currently live in Louisiana, ill be packing a backpack with pistol, AR, and Shotty. Food, bandages, knives, couple pairs of clothes, poncho, fire equipment, tent, sleeping back. Its me and baby girl. We would go to a friends camp that also has a lot of guns as well.
I"m going to pack @LiftingRiot
I’m going to rob @LiftingRiot
Her back pack has excellent defenses. Try to come at us sis
Pshh. How do you think those defenses will hold up against a 3D printed stick? Not well, I assure you
3d printed stick huh???? Put one of your inbox pics to use I see. Well played.0 -
caco_ethes wrote: »I'm going to build a giant Nokia 3210 bunker type thing... with walls that taste like donuts and everyone has to dress up as their favourite animal but also has to bow down to me as animal king and feed me space food *kitten*.
Umm... I mean, I don't know. Haven't really thought about it..
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!
Would you believe me if I said I was kidnapped by rabid unicorns??1 -
caco_ethes wrote: »I'm going to build a giant Nokia 3210 bunker type thing... with walls that taste like donuts and everyone has to dress up as their favourite animal but also has to bow down to me as animal king and feed me space food *kitten*.
Umm... I mean, I don't know. Haven't really thought about it..
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!
Would you believe me if I said I was kidnapped by rabid unicorns??
Of course, they are notoriously fiendish0 -
Hey youuukinetixtrainer2 wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »I'm going to build a giant Nokia 3210 bunker type thing... with walls that taste like donuts and everyone has to dress up as their favourite animal but also has to bow down to me as animal king and feed me space food *kitten*.
Umm... I mean, I don't know. Haven't really thought about it..
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!
Exactly!!!!1 -
caco_ethes wrote: »I'm going to build a giant Nokia 3210 bunker type thing... with walls that taste like donuts and everyone has to dress up as their favourite animal but also has to bow down to me as animal king and feed me space food *kitten*.
Umm... I mean, I don't know. Haven't really thought about it..
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!
Would you believe me if I said I was kidnapped by rabid unicorns??
Only if there are pics0 -
caco_ethes wrote: »That time has come. Yellowstone blew. The Juan de Fuca plate snapped. Our twelve biggest cities were bombed. Texas got cooler than 70 degrees. Whatever the worst case scenario is, it has happened. What’s your plan? Who do you meet up with first? What’s in your backpack? Discusscaco_ethes wrote: »What’s your plan?
For surivival I'll head for my sister's ex's property - which is exactly an hour and 47 mins away on foot and is a 27 minutes away bike ride. The man has everything.caco_ethes wrote: »Who do you meet up with first?
We'll all be meeting at my sister's ex's property. Might have to extract God-child from Nevada though. Hit the Federal Medical Supply Depot and the Amazon Prime facility en route for stock, for non perishables and trauma medical supplies.caco_ethes wrote: »What’s in your backpack?
In my backpack: My beauty and hygiene products. OH my sunscreen. My water bottle. My snacks.
Other than that .....
Sister's ex has e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g ... He is stocked. He has trucks. Has his own bowser. If we need exfil - The man has boats. He has a nice cabin in Big Bear to house at least 50 people - so that's perfect. He has sheep, chicken for fresh eggs and goats (This is why I'm heading there - favourite meat, milk and eggs - hullo). He makes cheese and there's aging cheese (I will never go hungry) He hunts. He has a water tower. Has many guns and all kinds of weapons. He has skills. His friends have skills. His family have skills. .... And he is into construction so he can pretty much build anything. And he is always good to me - so I don't have to do anything. B-i-g S-i-s O-n C-a-m-p-u-s.
Risk analysis - post Doomsday - Neutral pour moi. I will be staying alive, all the while spoilt and pampered, living it big. Stress level - Null. Zero. Zilch.
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I am probably gonna try to get laid
I mean
No
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leut_underpants wrote: »CoffeeAndContour wrote: »kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »Real plan I can’t share.
In MFP fairytale land I have an underground bunker full of Sex toys and PB&J. @CoffeeAndContour I’m coming for ya! Hahaleut_underpants wrote: »@CoffeeAndContour is in my backpack
because she fits. I have a 24 pack of Gatorade in each hand and dark chocolate in my pockets. :bigsmile:
https://www.popsci.com/can-two-people-repopulate-earth
http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20160113-could-just-two-people-repopulate-earth
Trust me I am NOT in the least bit disappointed with this now 3-way.
I'm locking up Hot Cop with his own cuffs and make him watch
Behind his back or in front, i mean... for reasons0
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