He's/She's Just Not That Into You
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I will never consent to connubial relations with anyone who falls into any the following categories:
- doesn't understand that women were, like, you know, put on the earth by Jesus to please men, especially nice guys
I was with you until this. I think they were put on this earth to please women.
Ayyyee0 -
mustacheU2Lift wrote: »I will never consent to connubial relations with anyone who falls into any the following categories:
- is not human (unless they are a really hot alien and not like that octopus chick in Galaxy Quest, that was just not right)
- uses bad grammer
- is currently, has in the recent past, or is planning on participating in a genocide
- cannot abide a man's taste for a good speedball after work...or before work...or during work
- was a cast member of any version of MTV's The Real World
- wears Drakkar Noir
- doesn't appreciate film noir
- cannot make a rhyme for noir
- has an extra leg growing our of their back
- lost a Super Bowl to Eli Manning
- knows all the words to the Don't Worry, Be Happy
- dated Cheech Marin
- was a back-up vocalist for Ratt in 1983
- is grossed out by Cleveland Steamers and/or Blumpkins
- is covered in boils
- has more than four tentacles
- can speak Wookie
- voted for Wendell Wilkie
- cannot toss a salad
- doesn't understand that women were, like, you know, put on the earth by Jesus to please men, especially nice guys who deserve their vagina favors even more than the meanies
- refuse to dance the Lambada
- are @shaf238
- don't know the words to at least one song by either Tom Waits, Steve Earle, Leonard Cohen, the Pixies, the Old 97s, the Refreshments, Sir Mix-A-Lot, the Beastie Boys, Neil Young, Johnny Cash, Bone Thugs-n-Harmony, the Rregrets, Cheap Trick or NWA
- has more than 38 photos posted on social media showing "duckface"
- prefers dip to chaw
- takes lists seriously
And now you are off my into list
You voted for Wendell Wilkie??0 -
I will never consent to connubial relations with anyone who falls into any the following categories:
- doesn't understand that women were, like, you know, put on the earth by Jesus to please men, especially nice guys
I was with you until this. I think they were put on this earth to please women.
Blasphemy!0 -
I'm confused. I don't take lists seriously so....I will never consent to connubial relations with anyone who falls into any the following categories:
- is not human (unless they are a really hot alien and not like that octopus chick in Galaxy Quest, that was just not right)
- uses bad grammer
- is currently, has in the recent past, or is planning on participating in a genocide
- cannot abide a man's taste for a good speedball after work...or before work...or during work
- was a cast member of any version of MTV's The Real World
- wears Drakkar Noir
- doesn't appreciate film noir
- cannot make a rhyme for noir
- has an extra leg growing our of their back
- lost a Super Bowl to Eli Manning
- knows all the words to the Don't Worry, Be Happy
- dated Cheech Marin
- was a back-up vocalist for Ratt in 1983
- is grossed out by Cleveland Steamers and/or Blumpkins
- is covered in boils
- has more than four tentacles
- can speak Wookie
- voted for Wendell Wilkie
- cannot toss a salad
- doesn't understand that women were, like, you know, put on the earth by Jesus to please men, especially nice guys who deserve their vagina favors even more than the meanies
- refuse to dance the Lambada
- are @shaf238
- don't know the words to at least one song by either Tom Waits, Steve Earle, Leonard Cohen, the Pixies, the Old 97s, the Refreshments, Sir Mix-A-Lot, the Beastie Boys, Neil Young, Johnny Cash, Bone Thugs-n-Harmony, the Rregrets, Cheap Trick or NWA
- has more than 38 photos posted on social media showing "duckface"
- prefers dip to chaw
- takes lists seriously0 -
I'm confused. I don't take lists seriously so....I will never consent to connubial relations with anyone who falls into any the following categories:
- is not human (unless they are a really hot alien and not like that octopus chick in Galaxy Quest, that was just not right)
- uses bad grammer
- is currently, has in the recent past, or is planning on participating in a genocide
- cannot abide a man's taste for a good speedball after work...or before work...or during work
- was a cast member of any version of MTV's The Real World
- wears Drakkar Noir
- doesn't appreciate film noir
- cannot make a rhyme for noir
- has an extra leg growing our of their back
- lost a Super Bowl to Eli Manning
- knows all the words to the Don't Worry, Be Happy
- dated Cheech Marin
- was a back-up vocalist for Ratt in 1983
- is grossed out by Cleveland Steamers and/or Blumpkins
- is covered in boils
- has more than four tentacles
- can speak Wookie
- voted for Wendell Wilkie
- cannot toss a salad
- doesn't understand that women were, like, you know, put on the earth by Jesus to please men, especially nice guys who deserve their vagina favors even more than the meanies
- refuse to dance the Lambada
- are @shaf238
- don't know the words to at least one song by either Tom Waits, Steve Earle, Leonard Cohen, the Pixies, the Old 97s, the Refreshments, Sir Mix-A-Lot, the Beastie Boys, Neil Young, Johnny Cash, Bone Thugs-n-Harmony, the Rregrets, Cheap Trick or NWA
- has more than 38 photos posted on social media showing "duckface"
- prefers dip to chaw
- takes lists seriously
Well, that's a horse of a different colour.0 -
I will never consent to connubial relations with anyone who falls into any the following categories:
- doesn't understand that women were, like, you know, put on the earth by Jesus to please men, especially nice guys
I was with you until this. I think they were put on this earth to please women.
Blasphemy!
"This is Sparta!" Sorry. Took me back to 300. Carry on.......1 -
Misty_1375 wrote: »I will never consent to connubial relations with anyone who falls into any the following categories:
- doesn't understand that women were, like, you know, put on the earth by Jesus to please men, especially nice guys
I was with you until this. I think they were put on this earth to please women.
Blasphemy!
"This is Sparta!" Sorry. Took me back to 300. Carry on.......
I loved that movie. But, the Persian character was not even a Persian actor. How are you gonna have a Latino man playing a Persian?0 -
Misty_1375 wrote: »I will never consent to connubial relations with anyone who falls into any the following categories:
- doesn't understand that women were, like, you know, put on the earth by Jesus to please men, especially nice guys
I was with you until this. I think they were put on this earth to please women.
Blasphemy!
"This is Sparta!" Sorry. Took me back to 300. Carry on.......
I loved that movie. But, the Persian character was not even a Persian actor. How are you gonna have a Latino man playing a Persian?
Funny story, I have a video of my son watching that show and after Leonitis kicked him down the hole he goes "AND THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T MESS WITH LEONITIS!"2 -
Misty_1375 wrote: »Misty_1375 wrote: »I will never consent to connubial relations with anyone who falls into any the following categories:
- doesn't understand that women were, like, you know, put on the earth by Jesus to please men, especially nice guys
I was with you until this. I think they were put on this earth to please women.
Blasphemy!
"This is Sparta!" Sorry. Took me back to 300. Carry on.......
I loved that movie. But, the Persian character was not even a Persian actor. How are you gonna have a Latino man playing a Persian?
Funny story, I have a video of my son watching that show and after Leonitis kicked him down the hole he goes "AND THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T MESS WITH LEONITIS!"
Awesome!!0 -
Deal-breakers and obvious things aside, if they don't say thank you and please to people (yes, cashiers are people) my Red Alert button would light up like a Christmas tree.
Also: not into SF. Not up for a debate. Not up for letting their *kitten* dragged to new things I find interesting. Not being able to fix a sink. Not willing to compromise on non-dealbreakers (after the debate, and if points were proven on both sides). Clingy. Unaccustomed to getting by by themselves. Not curious. The last one is so important.
Thankfully, none of these are problems for me.0 -
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SnackherBarrell wrote: »I never, and I stress "NEVER", trust anyone who can sleep with socks on. That's dark magic
Very true. Anyone whose second toe is much longer than their big toe is also likely an alien.
Oh wait. I'm an immigrant. Do you mean that kind of alien?0 -
SnackherBarrell wrote: »I never, and I stress "NEVER", trust anyone who can sleep with socks on. That's dark magic
Very true. Anyone whose second toe is much longer than their big toe is also likely an alien.
Oh wait. I'm an immigrant. Do you mean that kind of alien?
No, I mean like E.T.0 -
SnackherBarrell wrote: »I never, and I stress "NEVER", trust anyone who can sleep with socks on. That's dark magic
Very true. Anyone whose second toe is much longer than their big toe is also likely an alien.
Oh wait. I'm an immigrant. Do you mean that kind of alien?
No, I mean like E.T.
I'll accept alien like an immigrant but not like ET.
My poor alien toes are the result of many years of badly fitting footwear, they were quite normal at birth.1 -
If he says he's washing his hair tonight...hes not into you0
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If he says his beer fridge is empty...hes not that into you1
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He's unwilling to help me measure how far my breasts've fallen every decade, upon a wall {like a growth chart}!2
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being super clingy/needy >.> Having no life of their own, Or any goals. Bit less jokey thn alot here but omg i hate it. Makes it feel like im raising a baby not dating an adult2
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