He's/She's Just Not That Into You

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  • R3d_butt3rfly
    R3d_butt3rfly Posts: 1,127 Member
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    If he gets a selfie of you and says ..aaaww you.

    Or if he says nothing at all
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    R3d_butt3rfly wrote: »
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    If he gets a selfie of you and says ..aaaww you.

    Or if he says nothing at all

    Ya. But the text couldve not gone through 😜😜
  • katphi1618
    katphi1618 Posts: 120 Member
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    If they dont like random pranks

    What kind of pranks? That's an iffy statement.
  • katphi1618
    katphi1618 Posts: 120 Member
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    bojack5 wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    If he cant make Tiramisu from scratch, then he is not for me. :)

    Umm....can you grill Tiramisu? ;)

    Haha no. :)

    Tiramisu is not grilled. lol
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    katphi1618 wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    bojack5 wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    If he cant make Tiramisu from scratch, then he is not for me. :)

    Umm....can you grill Tiramisu? ;)

    Haha no. :)

    Tiramisu is not grilled. lol

    Right?! Pull out your apron and Kitchen Aid mixer and get ready to whip some cream.


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  • katphi1618
    katphi1618 Posts: 120 Member
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    katphi1618 wrote: »
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    If they dont like random pranks

    What kind of pranks? That's an iffy statement.

    Random ones

    Still iffy. lol It's all good though, takes a special kind probably.
  • flyzippio
    flyzippio Posts: 70 Member
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    If he gets a selfie of you and says ..aaaww you.

    Anything less than this is wrong
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  • bojack5
    bojack5 Posts: 2,859 Member
    katphi1618 wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    bojack5 wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    If he cant make Tiramisu from scratch, then he is not for me. :)

    Umm....can you grill Tiramisu? ;)

    Haha no. :)

    Tiramisu is not grilled. lol

    If I can't grill it, I don't eat it......of course not saying I won't attempt to make a delicious dessert for the right woman.....
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    flyzippio wrote: »
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    If he gets a selfie of you and says ..aaaww you.

    Anything less than this is wrong
    fdv2izo4ul1d.gif

    Exactly!
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    bojack5 wrote: »
    katphi1618 wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    bojack5 wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    If he cant make Tiramisu from scratch, then he is not for me. :)

    Umm....can you grill Tiramisu? ;)

    Haha no. :)

    Tiramisu is not grilled. lol

    If I can't grill it, I don't eat it......of course not saying I won't attempt to make a delicious dessert for the right woman.....

    See, that is the right attitude!
  • Eiliryn
    Eiliryn Posts: 15 Member
    No necromancy.
  • raspberriliana
    raspberriliana Posts: 61 Member
    edited August 2018
    If they don't treat all human beings with respect;
    if they're cruel to animals;
    aaaand flat earthers :D
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  • Misty_1375
    Misty_1375 Posts: 759 Member
    bojack5 wrote: »
    katphi1618 wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    bojack5 wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    If he cant make Tiramisu from scratch, then he is not for me. :)

    Umm....can you grill Tiramisu? ;)

    Haha no. :)

    Tiramisu is not grilled. lol

    If I can't grill it, I don't eat it......of course not saying I won't attempt to make a delicious dessert for the right woman.....

    That is perfect
  • bojack5
    bojack5 Posts: 2,859 Member
    Misty_1375 wrote: »
    bojack5 wrote: »
    katphi1618 wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    bojack5 wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    If he cant make Tiramisu from scratch, then he is not for me. :)

    Umm....can you grill Tiramisu? ;)

    Haha no. :)

    Tiramisu is not grilled. lol

    If I can't grill it, I don't eat it......of course not saying I won't attempt to make a delicious dessert for the right woman.....

    That is perfect

    How you doin? ;)
  • Kimmers888
    Kimmers888 Posts: 2 Member
    Some of you guys are pretty funny!

    Deal breakers for me are...bad hygiene and teeth. I have a very sensitive sense of smell. If you smell great, I will melt. I've dated (married) a smoker before (divorced) but I don't think I could now. It's yucky! Chewing and talking with your mouth full of food drives me crazy (short trip). Finally, I hate to be lied to....
  • ICTTennisChik
    ICTTennisChik Posts: 1 Member
    Being called a b*^%ch to my face!
    Drinking problem
    Drug problem
    Neurotically sensitive
    Low self confidence
    Insignificant "resources"
    Bad kisser....ALWAYS boot a bad kisser...
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  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    _Maid_of_Mischief_ wrote: »
    If he doesn't like dogs I want nothing to do with him.

    Or if my dog doesn't like him. Although my dogs love everyone. They are not that discerning
  • bojack5
    bojack5 Posts: 2,859 Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    If he listens to the Dave Matthews Band then, yeah, no.

    Also if he watches The Waltons or Eight Is Enough on Hulu that would really bug me.

    You really are perfect
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  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    If hes not completely mesmerized by me and head over heels for me, then hes not for me.

    If he eats a lot of pork, nope, because lips that touch swine dont touch mine.

  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    FeelinFooFoo wrote: »
    If he doesnt change from a toad to a prince when I kiss him, the first time, I'm done. Bags packed, outa there.

    Lol
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  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    Will_Workout_for_food wrote: »
    If she has a mfp profile

    But....but....ugh...ok😞
  • JusticejamesbMBA
    JusticejamesbMBA Posts: 25 Member
    No drinking, no drugs, no uneducated fools, (I'm about to graduate with my 2nd masters degree). Be kind and have charity, it shouldn't be that hard.
  • JusticejamesbMBA
    JusticejamesbMBA Posts: 25 Member
    Oh yeah, no bad teeth, and if you don't know what the difference between the truth and a lie is well I don't have time for you.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    JusticejamesbMBA wrote: »
    Oh yeah, no bad teeth, and if you don't know what the difference between the truth and a lie is well I don't have time for you.

    What if they know the difference? :#:D

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