He's/She's Just Not That Into You



  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,875 Member
    ythannah wrote: »
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    I never, and I stress "NEVER", trust anyone who can sleep with socks on. That's dark magic

    Very true. Anyone whose second toe is much longer than their big toe is also likely an alien.


    Oh wait. I'm an immigrant. Do you mean that kind of alien?

    No, I mean like E.T.

    I'll accept alien like an immigrant but not like ET.

    My poor alien toes are the result of many years of badly fitting footwear, they were quite normal at birth.

    Well see thats ok then. :)
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    If he says he's washing his hair tonight...hes not into you

    Oh, I have the perfect gif for this


    Im using this line.
  • ChaelAZ
    ChaelAZ Posts: 2,240 Member
    If he says his beer fridge is empty...hes not that into you

    Hey, I have other attributes!
    And my beer fridge is never REALLY empty.
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    Emotionally unavailability. What's even the point?
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    Wearing Crocs is a deal breaker.
  • solorex
    solorex Posts: 696 Member
    edited August 2018
    Yeah, sock & sandals just seem wrong to me.

    Though around my town birks & wool socks seem to be popular.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    If he offers to take you out but never follows through...wait did i say this one already...hes just not into you
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    If he sends you nudes and sends you the same picture more than once without realizing it, the dude has a whole folder filled with recycled pictures of his *kitten*, that more than likely means he's a...

    I don't need to go any further 😜

    :D ummm
  • flyzippio
    flyzippio Posts: 70 Member
    If she doesn’t keep her beard groomed - I’m out. If I wanted two day old chicken nuggets I’ll get them out of my own beard.
  • katphi1618
    katphi1618 Posts: 120 Member
    I would need to get a date first before l can answer this question

    Me too. Too many years out of practice.
  • katphi1618
    katphi1618 Posts: 120 Member
    I just want to have an intelligent conversation, be heard when I'm talking, not have to defend my character against snippets of "sarcasm" and not have to listen to constant complaints.
  • ShellyPru84
    ShellyPru84 Posts: 56 Member
    Bad teeth
    Bad hygiene
    Emotional manipulation
    Overly critical
    High strung
    Phone addiction
    Drug or alcohol addiction

    I’m pretty easy going but these are the ones that first come to mind.