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Some tips for your day

Machafin
Machafin Posts: 2,988 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
Don't put it down, put it away
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  • Machafin
    Machafin Posts: 2,988 Member
    Instead of saying "I know," say "you're right."
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Throw trash in the general direction of the wastebasket
  • TavistockToad
    TavistockToad Posts: 35,719 Member
    Don't eat yellow snow
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    If you hear someone fart, say ‘gesundheit’ so they aren’t sure if you heard them right.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Go to Barnes & noble and ask for help finding the self-help section
  • Machafin
    Machafin Posts: 2,988 Member
    About to die soon? Move to a country with a higher life expectancy!
  • Machafin
    Machafin Posts: 2,988 Member
    It takes 45 muscles to frown, 10 to smile. Tip: Frown all day, lose weight.
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    Use a light hand when it comes to selfie filters.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Use a light hand when it comes to selfie filters.

    *snort*

    Gawd I love you!
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    If you hear someone fart, say ‘gesundheit’ so they aren’t sure if you heard them right.

    Haha im doing this :):D
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    Love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    If your cat or dog blinks at you blink back...it could be a code
  • Machafin
    Machafin Posts: 2,988 Member
    Confuse wine snobs by *Hearing/listening to* the wine
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    Dont grow up its a trap...well too late for us but spread the word
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    There is a world of difference between "it's a trap" and "she's a trap".
  • bhadbahabi
    bhadbahabi Posts: 575 Member
    Eat lots of cheese. It’s good
  • Machafin
    Machafin Posts: 2,988 Member
    If you are parked illegally, leave your wipers on so you can't get a ticket.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    if you *can* say it in one word, say it one word.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    FlufferCommandant wrote: »
    if you *can* say it in one word, say it one word.

    Condense
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Don't Give Up Your Dreams,
    Keep on sleeping.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    There is a world of difference between "it's a trap" and "she's a trap".

    Youre a trap
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    There is a world of difference between "it's a trap" and "she's a trap".

    Youre a trap

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  • Machafin
    Machafin Posts: 2,988 Member
    Always do your homework at the last minute. Since you will be older, you will be slightly wiser, allowing you to finish your homework faster.
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    Always have several urgent projects on at the same time. That way you will not be procrastinating, but catching up on the work load
  • Machafin
    Machafin Posts: 2,988 Member
    If you are tired while you are driving, simply drive into a tree. The car will inflate a pillow for your to sleep on.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    be attractive. don't be unattractive.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Have a very large *kitten*.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Have a very large *kitten*.

    Uvula?
  • Machafin
    Machafin Posts: 2,988 Member
    When cutting bagels, put your finger in the stabilization hole to keep it steady.
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