Some tips for your day

Machafin

Put your address on your keys so someone will know where to return if you lose them!

Ssssss666666

Get a life! Dumb your wife

Machafin

Yesterday, I saw a book called "How to Solve 50% of your Problems," so I bought 2.

Pour_Decisions

If a man says he'll fix something, he will. There's no point in reminding him to fix it every six months.

elsie6hickman

Don't go into debt buying things to impress others.

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iMago

if your crush has a big *kitten*, next time you see her, look at her funny/check her out for a min and then tell her it's gotten smaller.
then change the subject.

Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings

Dont believe anything you hear, and only half of what you see.

SwannySez

SnackherBarrell wrote: »

Here is a tip. If you type invisible you wont offend anyone.

Exhibit A:




See?

“It’s never just the tip.”

— @_Maid_of_Mischief_

mustacheU2Lift

Eat pizza.

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elsie6hickman

Try to brighten the day for at least one person.

Machafin

If you are under 18, rob a bank naked. The court can't view the evidence because it will be child pornography.