Some tips for your day

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  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    If you see someone is crying, ask if its because of their haircut.
  • Machafin
    Machafin Posts: 2,988 Member
    If you can't afford expensive antidepressants, just drink "No More Tears" shampoo.
  • elsie6hickman
    elsie6hickman Posts: 3,864 Member
    Find a way to let it go.
  • elsie6hickman
    elsie6hickman Posts: 3,864 Member
    Stress will kill you if you do not find a way to unload it.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    If you see someone is crying, ask if its because of their haircut.

    adding on to this one-

    if you see someone crying tell them to stop because they look fat when they cry.
    they'll probably laugh a little and feel better.
  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings Posts: 5,545 Member
    Machafin wrote: »
    If you can't afford expensive antidepressants, just drink "No More Tears" shampoo.

    this is a good one!
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    FlufferCommandant wrote: »
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    If you see someone is crying, ask if its because of their haircut.

    adding on to this one-

    if you see someone crying tell them to stop because they look fat when they cry.
    they'll probably laugh a little and feel better.

    :D if you see someone crying, make descrete crying baby noises..it will help remind them only babies are whiners.
  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings Posts: 5,545 Member
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    FlufferCommandant wrote: »
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    If you see someone is crying, ask if its because of their haircut.

    adding on to this one-

    if you see someone crying tell them to stop because they look fat when they cry.
    they'll probably laugh a little and feel better.

    :D if you see someone crying, make descrete crying baby noises..it will help remind them only babies are whiners.

    I only do this when someone is legit whining, not when they are actually crying. you MONSTER!
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    If you buy things you do not need, soon you will have to sell the things you need.
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    Never assume a woman is pregnant. Never. Unless that baby is peeking out her hoo-ha.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    if she actually asks "do i look fat in this/how does this look on me/etc" the correct answer is to pinch her butt
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    Its ok to eat fish. They don't have feelings.
  • bhadbahabi
    bhadbahabi Posts: 575 Member
    It’s perfectly acceptable to call her a *kitten* when she’s a dog.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    If you see someone is crying, ask if its because of their haircut.

    I am cryingggg
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    If you see someone is crying, ask if its because of their haircut.

    I am cryingggg

    Did you really get a bad hair cut???
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    If you see someone is crying, ask if its because of their haircut.

    I am cryingggg

    Did you really get a bad hair cut???

    My whole life is a bad hair cut

    But I should’ve clarified I was crying laughing
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Never go so ham on shoulder day that you can’t extricate yourself from your sports bra afterwards
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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    _Maid_of_Mischief_ wrote: »
    Condoms prevent minivans.

    @MiloBloom83! The minivan! 2 in the front, 5 in the back.
  • R3d_butt3rfly
    R3d_butt3rfly Posts: 1,127 Member
    Unless you want to get throat punched, don't ask a female with a big stomach when she's due.
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  • Keto_N_Iron
    Keto_N_Iron Posts: 5,385 Member
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Use a light hand when it comes to selfie filters.

    HA! this



    Less is More
  • Jruzer
    Jruzer Posts: 3,501 Member
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    _Maid_of_Mischief_ wrote: »
    Condoms prevent minivans.

    Flip that, minivans prevent sex

    Can confirm this is not true. ;)
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    FlufferCommandant wrote: »
    if you're visiting with a lady of the night, and you think she may actually be an undercover police officer- you should CLEARLY state you'd like to simply pay her for an hour to take photos of her in a state of undress, which isn't illegal.
    if she's an officer of the law- she's not going to do it.

    Crap. I could have used this tip about 4 days ago.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    Making a goofy face in pics no one can tell if you are cute or not or your age...better than filters ...youre welcome
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,274 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    FlufferCommandant wrote: »
    if you're visiting with a lady of the night, and you think she may actually be an undercover police officer- you should CLEARLY state you'd like to simply pay her for an hour to take photos of her in a state of undress, which isn't illegal.
    if she's an officer of the law- she's not going to do it.

    @kinetixtrainer2 totally did it for me so I call bullshrimp

    And you loved every second of it!
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    Driving is a lot easier if you just get the *kitten* off your phone, fyi.
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