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Some tips for your day

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  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Have a very large *kitten*.

    I think I'll pass on that. Unless it is one I can keep under my pillow
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Have a very large *kitten*.

    Uvula?

    its pronounced ukulele.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    FlufferCommandant wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Have a very large *kitten*.

    Uvula?

    its pronounced ukulele.

    Is that what you named it?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    No Cop, No Stop
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    No squatting in the curl rack
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    Machafin wrote: »
    Always do your homework at the last minute. Since you will be older, you will be slightly wiser, allowing you to finish your homework faster.

    :D dang it i wish i knew this years ago
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    If you smelt it you delt it
  • Machafin
    Machafin Posts: 2,988 Member
    Buy regular eggs. Regular eggs are cheaper than "cage free" eggs. I have never had cage in my regular eggs so their scam is up!
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Things That Are Sticky Are Most Likely Not Sticks
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Things That Are Sticky Are Most Likely Not Sticks

    😂😂😂😂
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Buy a Stethoscope
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    Stealing someone else light wont do much for you...unless you are in the a dark bathroom...then its very helpful
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Buy a Stethoscope

    Is this to make sure I am still alive? I guess I wouldn't know
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Versicolour wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Buy a Stethoscope

    Is this to make sure I am still alive? I guess I wouldn't know

    No, it works fantastic for listening through doors in hotels
  • Machafin
    Machafin Posts: 2,988 Member
    If your meth dealer still has their teeth, they are probably a cop.
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Buy a Stethoscope

    Is this to make sure I am still alive? I guess I wouldn't know

    No, it works fantastic for listening through doors in hotels

    Oh right!! And safe's tumblers too I guess
  • bhadbahabi
    bhadbahabi Posts: 575 Member
    Never wear pants unless it’s mandatory.
  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings Posts: 5,545 Member
    An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    Dont smile it gives you wrinkles
  • Machafin
    Machafin Posts: 2,988 Member
    Public urination is perfectly legal if you don't pull your pants down.
  • bhadbahabi
    bhadbahabi Posts: 575 Member
    If they don’t look so good in the morning when you’ve sobered up, start drinking again.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    If you cant understand a mumbler just laugh loudly and start nodding.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    if you're visiting with a lady of the night, and you think she may actually be an undercover police officer- you should CLEARLY state you'd like to simply pay her for an hour to take photos of her in a state of undress, which isn't illegal.
    if she's an officer of the law- she's not going to do it.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    FlufferCommandant wrote: »
    if you're visiting with a lady of the night, and you think she may actually be an undercover police officer- you should CLEARLY state you'd like to simply pay her for an hour to take photos of her in a state of undress, which isn't illegal.
    if she's an officer of the law- she's not going to do it.

    @kinetixtrainer2 totally did it for me so I call bullshrimp
  • Machafin
    Machafin Posts: 2,988 Member
    If you want to save energy, unplug your refrigerator every time you leave the house.
  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings Posts: 5,545 Member
    FlufferCommandant wrote: »
    if you're visiting with a lady of the night, and you think she may actually be an undercover police officer- you should CLEARLY state you'd like to simply pay her for an hour to take photos of her in a state of undress, which isn't illegal.
    if she's an officer of the law- she's not going to do it.

    Very practical tip. Thank you
  • Machafin
    Machafin Posts: 2,988 Member
    If a store has a buy one get on free sale, just take the free one instead of buying.
  • Machafin
    Machafin Posts: 2,988 Member
    Never install antivirus on your computer because studies have shown they cause autism.
  • bhadbahabi
    bhadbahabi Posts: 575 Member
    If her thighs don’t match, it’s fake
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