Stupid Advice That Everyone Gives

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  • elsie6hickman
    elsie6hickman Posts: 3,864 Member
    Don't be afraid.
  • IHaveMyActTogether
    IHaveMyActTogether Posts: 945 Member
    jjpptt2 wrote: »
    You are good enough.




    Lololol... No.

    Yes.
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    “Try not to worry”
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    elsie6hickman wrote: »
    Suck it up.

    I routinely tell my kids:

    "buck up"

    and..

    "rub some dirt on it."
  • rubynpearl
    rubynpearl Posts: 3 Member
    You have such a pretty face.

    I have always hated that one.
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    Fake it til' you make it.

    Wrong. faking it has only ever left me dissatisfied.
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    TLDR

    "Stop being sad"
    "Just save money"
    "drive safe"
    "Do a barrel roll"
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    kindalikevelma wrote: »
    Fake it til' you make it.

    Wrong. faking it has only ever left me dissatisfied.
    Holy ducking balls this is gold
  • Nessiechickie
    Nessiechickie Posts: 1,392 Member
    Peachesncreem wrote: »
    "Sex will make your headache go away"

    Am I the only one who's ever heard this?!

    lol or special sauce is a natural anti-depressate
  • tbright1965
    tbright1965 Posts: 852 Member
    IHaveMyActTogether wrote: »
    Scenario: Every relationship problem that someone brings up


    Pat Answer: Communicate.


    Reason why this answer is stupid: If a wife asks a man what he thinks of her and he says, well, she's a nagging *kitten*, it will likely make her *kitten* iness worse.

    The reality (both ways actually) is:

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    I have to be very careful when I ask my bride for her honest opinion. I just might get it...
  • tbright1965
    tbright1965 Posts: 852 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    amandaeve wrote: »
    "Be Safe"


    I always say that to my kids.

    But then again, I always say "Make Good Choices!" & "Stranger Danger !!" to them as well.



    okay, that's not exactly accurate, I don't say those things..... I actually shout those lines.

    very, very loudly and always in front of their friends.


    My kids are all adults, so the advice has gone from "Make good choices" to "Be good or be good at it."
  • elsie6hickman
    elsie6hickman Posts: 3,864 Member
    Make sure you know what you are doing.

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