Why do men cheat

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  • EatClean_WashUrNuts
    EatClean_WashUrNuts Posts: 1,590 Member
    rather broad statement....what game are we talking about?
  • Tigermum9
    Tigermum9 Posts: 546 Member
    thrill of the chase....*kitten*
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    All the woman's fault, if she is cheated on or she cheats the woman is to blame.

    Here we are again
    and we're looking at each other as if each other were to blame.
    You think you're so smart, but I've seen you naked
    and I'll probably see you naked again.
    MillI Vanilli told you to Blame it On The Rain
    but if you blame it on the rain tell me
    what can be gained so, if all else fails you can blame it on me.

    If all else fails you can blame it on me.
  • pepperpat64
    pepperpat64 Posts: 423 Member
    Reason #1: Boo Reason #2: bies. Put these reasons together and you'll see.

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  • NotRailMeat
    NotRailMeat Posts: 509 Member
    Isn't it obvious?... It's because ALL men our dogs who can't control their primal urges.

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  • Miss_Meliss86
    Miss_Meliss86 Posts: 372 Member
    I bet it's the woman's fault most of the time!

    Ohhhhhhhhh rly?? :grumble:

    I'm just saying, if I ever cheat on you, it's probably because you asked for it!

    So if I cheat on you its not my fault? I can't be at fault for both...right!? Also, if you ever cheat on me, I'll cut you...just sayin'
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    rather broad statement....what game are we talking about?

    I'm pretty sure we're talking about golf.

    I mean, who doesn't take a mulligan every now and again?
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
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  • red0801
    red0801 Posts: 283 Member
    I heard it's not cheating if you upgrade. Is that true? :laugh:

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  • ladypitek
    ladypitek Posts: 91 Member
    Because you make bad sandwiches.

    Ladies...get your s*** together.
  • Headingforhealthier
    Headingforhealthier Posts: 85
    The reason that both sexes cheat: Men are stupid, Women are crazy.

    and the reason women are crazy is because men are stupid :flowerforyou: -- had to, sorry lol.

    lol it's my masters theory on how men and women perceive a relationship. men are considered stupid to women, because they lack common sense in realizing that they can't please women all the time, because they think women are crazy in the needs they want fulfilled. Women on the other hand, perceive men as stupid because they never seem to "get it" and do what they want without having to ask, and get mad because they think men are stupid for not knowing something simple. It's a never ending cycle of the battle of the sexes. I hope to elaborate one day in a book / thesis. It's just hard to do it without subjects to test it on.

    Dunno how I can tie that in with economics as my major though :-/

    Use Bob Hope:
    "My credit card was stolen last week. I haven't called the cops because the thief is spending less than my wife did."

    Thus, credit card debt = cheating.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Here are some reasons I've come up with:

    2) rape
    Uh ...

    Yes. Uh..

    Please explain.
    I'm thinking he's trying to jokingly say the man was raped? But that wouldn't be cheating, though I can see a true jerk claiming that to get out of trouble.

    C'mon... it IS possible
    I didn't say it wasn't. But being raped is not cheating.
  • RllyGudTweetr
    RllyGudTweetr Posts: 2,019 Member
    Possibly the same reasons that women cheat.


    I think you might be on to something here .....
    No, no. Women cheat because they're desperate for love and understanding from a partner who cares about them at all, unlike their horrible, selfish male partner. Men cheat because someone was in front of them with a pulse and a body type they found vaguely appealing.

    That sounds completely rational and unbiased, doesn't it? :grumble:
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    All the woman's fault, if she is cheated on or she cheats the woman is to blame.
    It is known.
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
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  • StheK
    StheK Posts: 443 Member
    The reason that both sexes cheat: Men are stupid, Women are crazy.

    and the reason women are crazy is because men are stupid :flowerforyou: -- had to, sorry lol.

    lol it's my masters theory on how men and women perceive a relationship. men are considered stupid to women, because they lack common sense in realizing that they can't please women all the time, because they think women are crazy in the needs they want fulfilled. Women on the other hand, perceive men as stupid because they never seem to "get it" and do what they want without having to ask, and get mad because they think men are stupid for not knowing something simple. It's a never ending cycle of the battle of the sexes. I hope to elaborate one day in a book / thesis. It's just hard to do it without subjects to test it on.

    Dunno how I can tie that in with economics as my major though :-/

    What awful stereotypes. I don't know any men who think women are "crazy" (although they might think some of the women in their lives sometimes act crazily) and I don't know any women who think men are "stupid" (although they might think some of the men in their lives should pay attention a little more). Your thesis sounds like it says more about you and your relationships than it does about the two sexes.
  • jlclabo
    jlclabo Posts: 588 Member
    The only thing I don't understand about cheating is why people don't break up with the person they're with first. Either you want to be with a person and you're ok with the conditions associated with that, or you don't and/or you're not- so move on. Sleep with whoever you want, just don't promise someone else you won't. And this goes for both sexes, because it's not just men who cheat.


    because then it wouldnt be cheating.....
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    OH MY LORD. Men cheat? At what? Games and stuff?

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  • catneon
    catneon Posts: 911 Member
    All the woman's fault, if she is cheated on or she cheats the woman is to blame.

    Here we are again
    and we're looking at each other as if each other were to blame.
    You think you're so smart, but I've seen you naked
    and I'll probably see you naked again.
    MillI Vanilli told you to Blame it On The Rain
    but if you blame it on the rain tell me
    what can be gained so, if all else fails you can blame it on me.

    If all else fails you can blame it on me.
    Yes dear I love you but sometimes I think that love's not enough for you
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    I bet it's the woman's fault most of the time!

    Ohhhhhhhhh rly?? :grumble:

    I'm just saying, if I ever cheat on you, it's probably because you asked for it!

    So if I cheat on you its not my fault? I can't be at fault for both...right!? Also, if you ever cheat on me, I'll cut you...just sayin'

    I'll shut up now...
  • shadus
    shadus Posts: 424 Member
    Just wondering what causes men to cheat?

    Exactly the same thing that causes women to cheat. Insecurity, lack of general decency, and being self-centered.

    I don't cheat, but I've known plenty of women who do regularly... several who have never been faithful more than a few months in any relationship. I've known guys who do the same. *shrug* Selfish idiots will be selfish idiots.

    We did some studies on this in our psychology classes because women's percentages of cheating is quickly catching up to mens-- more recent studies have shown that women cheat in nearly the same percentages as men (+/- 3%) a lot of the older studies show women cheating significantly less because of several reasons: 1) Access, men were out at work, drinking after, etc... women were home. 2) Social stigma, it was less socially ok for women to cheat than men. 3) Accuracy in reporting, due to the social stigma even women who have cheated are less likely to report it, even anonymously. 4) This is changing rapidly... both sexes are cheating more, but women are reporting it at a much higher rate than previously as well.

    Shrug all in all though, in the end... you're a piece of **** if you cheat, period. Regardless of sex.
  • BrienJD
    BrienJD Posts: 541 Member
    Some reasons are:

    Lack of affection
    Sex: Lack of/or lack of different types of. ie sexual incompatibility
    Boredom/monotony/need for variety
    Desirability
    She cheated first
    Abusive spouse/girlfriend
    Some are hardwired to propagate
    Some are just A@@holes and see women as notches/conquests
    Sex addict
    Inferiority complex

    There's much, much more to add but alas, time is against me.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Because they chose a boring diet.

    Because their diet is too restrictive.

    Because they grabbed any old diet book off the shelves without knowing if it was really for them and committed to it.

    Because their cal goals are too low.

    Because they forgot to include chocolate into their diet.

    Because a website told them cheat days are okay. (or even a good thing to preserve the sanctity of the diet).

    Because their father's ate dirty foods once in awhile and when Jr. saw said here you have an ice cream cone too and don't tell your mom.

    Because they can. Cheating is a crime of opportunity. Men are dissatisfied with their daily eating plans because food porn is everywhere nowadays and so they are all just sitting around with their forks in their hands ready to fork anything the minute your back is turned or you are too tired to give a *kitten*. Then when they are all face down in the toilet from overdoing it they want you to come in and hold their hair even though they won't tell you they got it from eating Sheila's dirty dirty cake from down the block.

    The end. :flowerforyou:

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  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    The reason that both sexes cheat: Men are stupid, Women are crazy.

    and the reason women are crazy is because men are stupid :flowerforyou: -- had to, sorry lol.

    lol it's my masters theory on how men and women perceive a relationship. men are considered stupid to women, because they lack common sense in realizing that they can't please women all the time, because they think women are crazy in the needs they want fulfilled. Women on the other hand, perceive men as stupid because they never seem to "get it" and do what they want without having to ask, and get mad because they think men are stupid for not knowing something simple. It's a never ending cycle of the battle of the sexes. I hope to elaborate one day in a book / thesis. It's just hard to do it without subjects to test it on.

    Dunno how I can tie that in with economics as my major though :-/

    What awful stereotypes. I don't know any men who think women are "crazy" (although they might think some of the women in their lives sometimes act crazily) and I don't know any women who think men are "stupid" (although they might think some of the men in their lives should pay attention a little more). Your thesis sounds like it says more about you and your relationships than it does about the two sexes.
    Or maybe it says something about his sense of humor.
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    Will someone bring me a sammich and cold beer while I watch this?
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    Because you didn't do that one thing he really wanted you to do in that outfit.
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    Tacos
  • Last2bfirst
    Last2bfirst Posts: 49 Member
    Real men dont cheat-EVER

    Real Men:

    1. Protect to the point of death
    2. Real men Seek to understand instead of judge.
    3. real men have unfailing integrity.
    4. Real men can be counted on to tell the truth even if it is hard to take.
    5. Real men walking through fear with courage.
    6. Ral men seek their God for wisdom.
    7. Real men cry when appropriate.
    8. Real men excercise compassion even when they may not feel compasion they do this for the sake of the other.
    9. Real men put others first and are willing to be unseen.
    10. Real men fight for what is right.
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    All the woman's fault, if she is cheated on or she cheats the woman is to blame.

    Here we are again
    and we're looking at each other as if each other were to blame.
    You think you're so smart, but I've seen you naked
    and I'll probably see you naked again.
    MillI Vanilli told you to Blame it On The Rain
    but if you blame it on the rain tell me
    what can be gained so, if all else fails you can blame it on me.

    If all else fails you can blame it on me.
    Yes dear I love you but sometimes I think that love's not enough for you

    So you wanna play mind games?

    That's fine. Go ahead.
    LA LA LA I can't hear you
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    Because they obviously haven't had a woman smack the snot out of them to teach them it's not nice.

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