Why do men cheat

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  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    The reason that both sexes cheat: Men are stupid, Women are crazy.

    and the reason women are crazy is because men are stupid :flowerforyou: -- had to, sorry lol.

    lol it's my masters theory on how men and women perceive a relationship. men are considered stupid to women, because they lack common sense in realizing that they can't please women all the time, because they think women are crazy in the needs they want fulfilled. Women on the other hand, perceive men as stupid because they never seem to "get it" and do what they want without having to ask, and get mad because they think men are stupid for not knowing something simple. It's a never ending cycle of the battle of the sexes. I hope to elaborate one day in a book / thesis. It's just hard to do it without subjects to test it on.

    Dunno how I can tie that in with economics as my major though :-/

    Word of warning: If you keep this up, your Masters will end up being in Baiting

    roflmao :drinker:
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
    How else would we know if the grass is greener or not?

    Example: I mowed a neighbors yard two houses down that was really out of control and a mess. I learned a valuable lesson and when I was done, I went back to my yard, got down on my knees, and kissed my yard and told her how green she really was and how I loved her and her manicured sidewalk.
  • crowlg94
    crowlg94 Posts: 41
    Not getting the excitement from home.
  • babyj0
    babyj0 Posts: 531 Member
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    I just LOL'd right now...
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
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    I just LOL'd right now...

    How u doin? :smokin:
  • TheBitSlinger
    TheBitSlinger Posts: 621 Member
    How else would we know if the grass is greener or not?

    Example: I mowed a neighbors yard two houses down that was really out of control and a mess. I learned a valuable lesson and when I was done, I went back to my yard, got down on my knees, and kissed my yard and told her how green she really was and how I loved her and her manicured sidewalk.

    Is that an allegory? :devil:
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Not reading...just popping back in to check on the status of the popcorn & booze...
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Because being the banker is just too much temptation.

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    Damn Waffle. I was hoping I could use that one.
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,741 Member
    Just here for the gifs.
  • lswain1970
    lswain1970 Posts: 58 Member
    Because they chose a boring diet.

    Because their diet is too restrictive.

    Because they grabbed any old diet book off the shelves without knowing if it was really for them and committed to it.

    Because their cal goals are too low.

    Because they forgot to include chocolate into their diet.

    Because a website told them cheat days are okay. (or even a good thing to preserve the sanctity of the diet).

    Because their father's ate dirty foods once in awhile and when Jr. saw said here you have an ice cream cone too and don't tell your mom.

    Because they can. Cheating is a crime of opportunity. Men are dissatisfied with their daily eating plans because food porn is everywhere nowadays and so they are all just sitting around with their forks in their hands ready to fork anything the minute your back is turned or you are too tired to give a *kitten*. Then when they are all face down in the toilet from overdoing it they want you to come in and hold their hair even though they won't tell you they got it from eating Sheila's dirty dirty cake from down the block.

    The end. :flowerforyou:

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    This was brilliant! lol
  • suziepoo1984
    suziepoo1984 Posts: 915 Member
    because they are bored easily
  • KelleyGirl74
    KelleyGirl74 Posts: 182 Member
    The reason that both sexes cheat: Men are stupid, Women are crazy.

    But the fact of the matter is, women are ONLY crazy BECAUSE men ARE stupid.
  • HealthyBodySickMind
    HealthyBodySickMind Posts: 1,207 Member
    It is known.

    It is known, Khaleesi.
    It is known.

    Every time I see your posts in the forum, you remind me that I could be wasting time at work on my kindle app, instead of wasting time at work in the forums. Thank you for that.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    It is known.

    It is known, Khaleesi.
    It is known.

    Every time I see your posts in the forum, you remind me that I could be wasting time at work on my kindle app, instead of wasting time at work in the forums. Thank you for that.
    You will be smarter for it. :-)

    Unfortunatley (in this context, anyway), I have the actual books, so I can't pretend I'm doing something else. lol
  • TheBitSlinger
    TheBitSlinger Posts: 621 Member
    Every time I see your posts in the forum, you remind me that I could be wasting time at work on my kindle app, instead of wasting time at work in the forums. Thank you for that.

    I have an iPad, so I can do both. It is known.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Real men dont cheat-EVER

    Real Men:

    1. Protect to the point of death
    2. Real men Seek to understand instead of judge.
    3. real men have unfailing integrity.
    4. Real men can be counted on to tell the truth even if it is hard to take.
    5. Real men walking through fear with courage.
    6. Ral men seek their God for wisdom.
    7. Real men cry when appropriate.
    8. Real men excercise compassion even when they may not feel compasion they do this for the sake of the other.
    9. Real men put others first and are willing to be unseen.
    10. Real men fight for what is right.

    Real men are people who have a XY chromosome pair. The rest is just a bunch of horsecrap designed to make certain people feel less than men because they have flaws and aren't perfect according to one viewpoint. Don't judge others based on your cultural values. Real people have flaws.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Every time I see your posts in the forum, you remind me that I could be wasting time at work on my kindle app, instead of wasting time at work in the forums. Thank you for that.

    I have an iPad, so I can do both. It is known.
    It is known.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Real men dont cheat-EVER

    Real Men:

    1. Protect to the point of death
    2. Real men Seek to understand instead of judge.
    3. real men have unfailing integrity.
    4. Real men can be counted on to tell the truth even if it is hard to take.
    5. Real men walking through fear with courage.
    6. Ral men seek their God for wisdom.
    7. Real men cry when appropriate.
    8. Real men excercise compassion even when they may not feel compasion they do this for the sake of the other.
    9. Real men put others first and are willing to be unseen.
    10. Real men fight for what is right.
    So there are no atheists in the "real men" camp, I guess.
  • sub10orbust
    sub10orbust Posts: 706 Member
    Real men dont cheat-EVER

    Real Men:

    1. Protect to the point of death
    2. Real men Seek to understand instead of judge.
    3. real men have unfailing integrity.
    4. Real men can be counted on to tell the truth even if it is hard to take.
    5. Real men walking through fear with courage.
    6. Ral men seek their God for wisdom.
    7. Real men cry when appropriate.
    8. Real men excercise compassion even when they may not feel compasion they do this for the sake of the other.
    9. Real men put others first and are willing to be unseen.
    10. Real men fight for what is right.

    Real men are people who have a XY chromosome pair. The rest is just a bunch of horsecrap designed to make certain people feel less than men because they have flaws and aren't perfect according to one viewpoint. Don't judge others based on your cultural values. Real people have flaws.

    Real Men Have Curves
  • RivenV
    RivenV Posts: 1,667 Member
    Because they chose a boring diet.

    Because their diet is too restrictive.

    Because they grabbed any old diet book off the shelves without knowing if it was really for them and committed to it.

    Because their cal goals are too low.

    Because they forgot to include chocolate into their diet.

    Because a website told them cheat days are okay. (or even a good thing to preserve the sanctity of the diet).

    Because their father's ate dirty foods once in awhile and when Jr. saw said here you have an ice cream cone too and don't tell your mom.

    Because they can. Cheating is a crime of opportunity. Men are dissatisfied with their daily eating plans because food porn is everywhere nowadays and so they are all just sitting around with their forks in their hands ready to fork anything the minute your back is turned or you are too tired to give a *kitten*. Then when they are all face down in the toilet from overdoing it they want you to come in and hold their hair even though they won't tell you they got it from eating Sheila's dirty dirty cake from down the block.

    The end. :flowerforyou:

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  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I heard it's not cheating if you upgrade. Is that true? :laugh:

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    My kids said my ex-husband downgraded. I :heart: them.

    ETA ex. EX!

    Glad you edited that. I was crying over here in the corner.
  • TheBitSlinger
    TheBitSlinger Posts: 621 Member
    So there are no atheists in the "real men" camp, I guess.

    We'd have to lift up their skirts to check.
  • HacheraTsarine
    HacheraTsarine Posts: 278 Member
    Because they chose a boring diet.

    Because their diet is too restrictive.

    Because they grabbed any old diet book off the shelves without knowing if it was really for them and committed to it.

    Because their cal goals are too low.

    Because they forgot to include chocolate into their diet.

    Because a website told them cheat days are okay. (or even a good thing to preserve the sanctity of the diet).

    Because their father's ate dirty foods once in awhile and when Jr. saw said here you have an ice cream cone too and don't tell your mom.

    Because they can. Cheating is a crime of opportunity. Men are dissatisfied with their daily eating plans because food porn is everywhere nowadays and so they are all just sitting around with their forks in their hands ready to fork anything the minute your back is turned or you are too tired to give a *kitten*. Then when they are all face down in the toilet from overdoing it they want you to come in and hold their hair even though they won't tell you they got it from eating Sheila's dirty dirty cake from down the block.

    The end. :flowerforyou:

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSGpWVNIwqXU7g_hTeGOfS0tiBhcHhm5t8HoHOzN4P1pc5urSY1

    ^^You didn't have to remind me why you're on my FL. Love it.
  • GTAFrank
    GTAFrank Posts: 730 Member
    Eventually everyone takes a trip to the dark side...

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  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Eventually everyone takes a trip to the dark side...

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  • Stump_Likker
    Stump_Likker Posts: 2,059 Member
    Eventually everyone takes a trip to the dark side...

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    Thanks. I just spit my drink out! Lol
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    It is known.

    It is known, Khaleesi.
    It is known.

    Every time I see your posts in the forum, you remind me that I could be wasting time at work on my kindle app, instead of wasting time at work in the forums. Thank you for that.

    Wow. Personal attack is personal. Rude McRuderson you.
  • AshleyM71
    AshleyM71 Posts: 3,029 Member
    1. They are horny *kitten*.
    2. They are animals.
    3. Their brains are had wired for sex.
    4. They are dogs.
    5. Women love them despite items #1-4!!
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Eventually everyone takes a trip to the dark side...

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    Ummmm, yeah^ what she said. You do realize Leia turned out to be his daughter right? Wait is that right? Amirite?

    "Luke I am your father"
    +
    Anakin melts into Vader
    +
    Anakin's GF has twins Luke and Leia =
    _______________________________
    Leia is Vader's daughter right?
  • RivenV
    RivenV Posts: 1,667 Member
    Real men dont cheat-EVER

    Real Men:

    1. Protect to the point of death
    2. Real men Seek to understand instead of judge.
    3. real men have unfailing integrity.
    4. Real men can be counted on to tell the truth even if it is hard to take.
    5. Real men walking through fear with courage.
    6. Ral men seek their God for wisdom.
    7. Real men cry when appropriate.
    8. Real men excercise compassion even when they may not feel compasion they do this for the sake of the other.
    9. Real men put others first and are willing to be unseen.
    10. Real men fight for what is right.

    Keep your real man.

    I'll take a gentleman.
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