Why do men cheat
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Word of warning: If you keep this up, your Masters will end up being in Baiting
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How else would we know if the grass is greener or not?
Example: I mowed a neighbors yard two houses down that was really out of control and a mess. I learned a valuable lesson and when I was done, I went back to my yard, got down on my knees, and kissed my yard and told her how green she really was and how I loved her and her manicured sidewalk.0 -
Not getting the excitement from home.0
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I just LOL'd right now...0 -
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How else would we know if the grass is greener or not?
Example: I mowed a neighbors yard two houses down that was really out of control and a mess. I learned a valuable lesson and when I was done, I went back to my yard, got down on my knees, and kissed my yard and told her how green she really was and how I loved her and her manicured sidewalk.
Is that an allegory? :devil:0 -
Not reading...just popping back in to check on the status of the popcorn & booze...0
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Because being the banker is just too much temptation.
Damn Waffle. I was hoping I could use that one.0 -
Just here for the gifs.0
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Because they chose a boring diet.
Because their diet is too restrictive.
Because they grabbed any old diet book off the shelves without knowing if it was really for them and committed to it.
Because their cal goals are too low.
Because they forgot to include chocolate into their diet.
Because a website told them cheat days are okay. (or even a good thing to preserve the sanctity of the diet).
Because their father's ate dirty foods once in awhile and when Jr. saw said here you have an ice cream cone too and don't tell your mom.
Because they can. Cheating is a crime of opportunity. Men are dissatisfied with their daily eating plans because food porn is everywhere nowadays and so they are all just sitting around with their forks in their hands ready to fork anything the minute your back is turned or you are too tired to give a *kitten*. Then when they are all face down in the toilet from overdoing it they want you to come in and hold their hair even though they won't tell you they got it from eating Sheila's dirty dirty cake from down the block.
The end. :flowerforyou:
This was brilliant! lol0 -
because they are bored easily0
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The reason that both sexes cheat: Men are stupid, Women are crazy.
But the fact of the matter is, women are ONLY crazy BECAUSE men ARE stupid.0 -
It is known.
Every time I see your posts in the forum, you remind me that I could be wasting time at work on my kindle app, instead of wasting time at work in the forums. Thank you for that.0 -
You will be smarter for it. :-)
Every time I see your posts in the forum, you remind me that I could be wasting time at work on my kindle app, instead of wasting time at work in the forums. Thank you for that.
Unfortunatley (in this context, anyway), I have the actual books, so I can't pretend I'm doing something else. lol0 -
Every time I see your posts in the forum, you remind me that I could be wasting time at work on my kindle app, instead of wasting time at work in the forums. Thank you for that.
I have an iPad, so I can do both. It is known.0 -
Real men dont cheat-EVER
Real Men:
1. Protect to the point of death
2. Real men Seek to understand instead of judge.
3. real men have unfailing integrity.
4. Real men can be counted on to tell the truth even if it is hard to take.
5. Real men walking through fear with courage.
6. Ral men seek their God for wisdom.
7. Real men cry when appropriate.
8. Real men excercise compassion even when they may not feel compasion they do this for the sake of the other.
9. Real men put others first and are willing to be unseen.
10. Real men fight for what is right.
Real men are people who have a XY chromosome pair. The rest is just a bunch of horsecrap designed to make certain people feel less than men because they have flaws and aren't perfect according to one viewpoint. Don't judge others based on your cultural values. Real people have flaws.0 -
It is known.
I have an iPad, so I can do both. It is known.0 -
So there are no atheists in the "real men" camp, I guess.Real men dont cheat-EVER
Real Men:
1. Protect to the point of death
2. Real men Seek to understand instead of judge.
3. real men have unfailing integrity.
4. Real men can be counted on to tell the truth even if it is hard to take.
5. Real men walking through fear with courage.
6. Ral men seek their God for wisdom.
7. Real men cry when appropriate.
8. Real men excercise compassion even when they may not feel compasion they do this for the sake of the other.
9. Real men put others first and are willing to be unseen.
10. Real men fight for what is right.0 -
Real men are people who have a XY chromosome pair. The rest is just a bunch of horsecrap designed to make certain people feel less than men because they have flaws and aren't perfect according to one viewpoint. Don't judge others based on your cultural values. Real people have flaws.
Real Men Have Curves0 -
Because they chose a boring diet.
Because their diet is too restrictive.
Because they grabbed any old diet book off the shelves without knowing if it was really for them and committed to it.
Because their cal goals are too low.
Because they forgot to include chocolate into their diet.
Because a website told them cheat days are okay. (or even a good thing to preserve the sanctity of the diet).
Because their father's ate dirty foods once in awhile and when Jr. saw said here you have an ice cream cone too and don't tell your mom.
Because they can. Cheating is a crime of opportunity. Men are dissatisfied with their daily eating plans because food porn is everywhere nowadays and so they are all just sitting around with their forks in their hands ready to fork anything the minute your back is turned or you are too tired to give a *kitten*. Then when they are all face down in the toilet from overdoing it they want you to come in and hold their hair even though they won't tell you they got it from eating Sheila's dirty dirty cake from down the block.
The end. :flowerforyou:
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Glad you edited that. I was crying over here in the corner.0 -
So there are no atheists in the "real men" camp, I guess.
We'd have to lift up their skirts to check.0 -
Because they chose a boring diet.
Because their diet is too restrictive.
Because they grabbed any old diet book off the shelves without knowing if it was really for them and committed to it.
Because their cal goals are too low.
Because they forgot to include chocolate into their diet.
Because a website told them cheat days are okay. (or even a good thing to preserve the sanctity of the diet).
Because their father's ate dirty foods once in awhile and when Jr. saw said here you have an ice cream cone too and don't tell your mom.
Because they can. Cheating is a crime of opportunity. Men are dissatisfied with their daily eating plans because food porn is everywhere nowadays and so they are all just sitting around with their forks in their hands ready to fork anything the minute your back is turned or you are too tired to give a *kitten*. Then when they are all face down in the toilet from overdoing it they want you to come in and hold their hair even though they won't tell you they got it from eating Sheila's dirty dirty cake from down the block.
The end. :flowerforyou:
^^You didn't have to remind me why you're on my FL. Love it.0 -
Eventually everyone takes a trip to the dark side...
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Eventually everyone takes a trip to the dark side...
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Eventually everyone takes a trip to the dark side...
Thanks. I just spit my drink out! Lol0 -
Every time I see your posts in the forum, you remind me that I could be wasting time at work on my kindle app, instead of wasting time at work in the forums. Thank you for that.
Wow. Personal attack is personal. Rude McRuderson you.0 -
1. They are horny *kitten*.
2. They are animals.
3. Their brains are had wired for sex.
4. They are dogs.
5. Women love them despite items #1-4!!0 -
Ummmm, yeah^ what she said. You do realize Leia turned out to be his daughter right? Wait is that right? Amirite?
"Luke I am your father"
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Anakin melts into Vader
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Anakin's GF has twins Luke and Leia =
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Leia is Vader's daughter right?0 -
Real men dont cheat-EVER
Real Men:
1. Protect to the point of death
2. Real men Seek to understand instead of judge.
3. real men have unfailing integrity.
4. Real men can be counted on to tell the truth even if it is hard to take.
5. Real men walking through fear with courage.
6. Ral men seek their God for wisdom.
7. Real men cry when appropriate.
8. Real men excercise compassion even when they may not feel compasion they do this for the sake of the other.
9. Real men put others first and are willing to be unseen.
10. Real men fight for what is right.
Keep your real man.
I'll take a gentleman.
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