Why do men cheat

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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    What is the definition of cheat? How far can you go without it being called cheating? Is flirting cheating? These are all questions that need to be answered.

    I believe your question was answered on page 1.

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  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
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    @StheK

    some men would perceive at your irrational sense of defensiveness as crazy. just sayin' lol

    Yep, this is about you. just sayin' haha!

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  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
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    Here are some reasons I've come up with:
    1) the woman stops putting out
    2) rape
    3) blackmail
    4) confusion about terms of relationship
    5) it's being thrown at him constantly


    2) Rape!? uh I confused, me not smart....

    sexual assault is the same as cheating? really, ?
  • m23prime
    m23prime Posts: 358 Member
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    Because they chose a boring diet.

    Because their diet is too restrictive.

    Because they grabbed any old diet book off the shelves without knowing if it was really for them and committed to it.

    Because their cal goals are too low.

    Because they forgot to include chocolate into their diet.

    Because a website told them cheat days are okay. (or even a good thing to preserve the sanctity of the diet).

    Because their father's ate dirty foods once in awhile and when Jr. saw said here you have an ice cream cone too and don't tell your mom.

    Because they can. Cheating is a crime of opportunity. Men are dissatisfied with their daily eating plans because food porn is everywhere nowadays and so they are all just sitting around with their forks in their hands ready to fork anything the minute your back is turned or you are too tired to give a *kitten*. Then when they are all face down in the toilet from overdoing it they want you to come in and hold their hair even though they won't tell you they got it from eating Sheila's dirty dirty cake from down the block.

    The end. :flowerforyou:

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    Seconded!
  • runner2runner
    runner2runner Posts: 1,937 Member
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    It's only cheating if you get caught
  • RllyGudTweetr
    RllyGudTweetr Posts: 2,019 Member
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    What is the definition of cheat? How far can you go without it being called cheating? Is flirting cheating? These are all questions that need to be answered.
    Answers from my ex: If she was flirting, she was just being friendly and I was being irrational for thinking otherwise. If I was flirting, I was a no good dirty man-*kitten* who just had sex on the brain.

    I mentioned she was my ex, right?
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,375 Member
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    I heard it's not cheating if you upgrade. Is that true? :laugh:

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    My kids said my ex-husband downgraded. I :heart: them.

    ETA ex. EX!
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    What is the definition of cheat? How far can you go without it being called cheating? Is flirting cheating? These are all questions that need to be answered.
    Answers from my ex: If she was flirting, she was just being friendly and I was being irrational for thinking otherwise. If I was flirting, I was a no good dirty man-*kitten* who just had sex on the brain.
    It is known.
  • pepperpat64
    pepperpat64 Posts: 423 Member
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    They cheat because they are losing. Ziti IS a word.

    FTW
  • RllyGudTweetr
    RllyGudTweetr Posts: 2,019 Member
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    What is the definition of cheat? How far can you go without it being called cheating? Is flirting cheating? These are all questions that need to be answered.
    Answers from my ex: If she was flirting, she was just being friendly and I was being irrational for thinking otherwise. If I was flirting, I was a no good dirty man-*kitten* who just had sex on the brain.
    It is known.
    :flowerforyou:
  • The_GingerBeard_Man
    The_GingerBeard_Man Posts: 197 Member
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    Next time I'll have to screen my thoughts before being double-teamed on the forums.

    Another reason men cheat.
    I am pretty sure being double-teamed on the forums is cheating. Is it a reason, though?

    It didn’t look like he chose to be double teamed. He just kind of put it out there, but that didnt mean he was asking for it. Then it was kind of like you two just kind of forced it on him...
  • bannedword
    bannedword Posts: 299 Member
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    Because I'm hot, and I have nice tits.
  • cparter
    cparter Posts: 754 Member
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    Possibly the same reasons that women cheat.
    Where is the like button???? Nice comeback... nothing scientific, just simple....
  • shezzzzz
    shezzzzz Posts: 119 Member
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    All about needs.

    Men and women both have them, either for sexual, emotional, spiritual, intellectual, or humorous interaction and stimulation. What ever we can't get met with our life-partner, we find elsewhere.

    For example, a friend of mine loves his fiancee, loves sex with her, but has 3 other friends to have conversation with because his fiancee is not at his level. Is he cheating?
  • codeezy21
    codeezy21 Posts: 19 Member
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    It's only cheating if you get caught

    LMAO!!!!!!!
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
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    Men and women cheat because they're not in the right relationship and it needs to end.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    All about needs.

    Men and women both have them, either for sexual, emotional, spiritual, intellectual, or humorous interaction and stimulation. What ever we can't get met with our life-partner, we find elsewhere.

    For example, a friend of mine loves his fiancee, loves sex with her, but has 3 other friends to have conversation with because his fiancee is not at his level. Is he cheating?
    No, but I would dump him all the same.
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
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    The reason that both sexes cheat: Men are stupid, Women are crazy.

    and the reason women are crazy is because men are stupid :flowerforyou: -- had to, sorry lol.

    lol it's my masters theory on how men and women perceive a relationship. men are considered stupid to women, because they lack common sense in realizing that they can't please women all the time, because they think women are crazy in the needs they want fulfilled. Women on the other hand, perceive men as stupid because they never seem to "get it" and do what they want without having to ask, and get mad because they think men are stupid for not knowing something simple. It's a never ending cycle of the battle of the sexes. I hope to elaborate one day in a book / thesis. It's just hard to do it without subjects to test it on.

    Dunno how I can tie that in with economics as my major though :-/

    Word of warning: If you keep this up, your Masters will end up being in Baiting
  • bloominheck
    bloominheck Posts: 869 Member
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    wait, wait... i bet i know the answer she's looking for:

    because all men are insensitive jerks who only care to have sexual encounters with anything that moves*







    *moving is actually optional



    Sold! :angry:

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