Why do men cheat

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  • "Honey! I wasn't cheating! I was just simply putting it in her vagina for comparison so that I can prove to you that I think yours is better!"
  • angelams1019
    angelams1019 Posts: 1,102 Member
    The same reason women cheat.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    They cheat because they are losing. Ziti IS a word.
  • lloydrt
    lloydrt Posts: 1,121 Member
    I dont cheat, ....I wont.........Couldnt live with myself and dont want to ever ever ever loose my most important mate

    Dont think I could ever look in the mirror at myself...nah, for me, again, this is just for me, I wouldnt ever take the chance, and most important, I have no desire.....really,couldnt hurt anyone with my selfishness.............

    Im in a happy relationship, so for me, I dont cheat............not all men cheat........seriously
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    They cheat because they are losing. Ziti IS a word.
    And it's good stuffed with cheese and bakes.
  • born2drum
    born2drum Posts: 731 Member
    Cuz girls don't want to put out, duh!! THen when we don't put out we are all of a sudden cheatinG? Pssshtt make up your mind ladies!

    I don't cheat so I'm just speculating but if I did I'd cheat because:
    a) no longer attracted go gf/wife because she gained weight due to her own personal choices;
    b) she doesnt give me the attn I deserve;
    c) adrenaline
    d) some girls are crazy

    MEN AND WOMEN ARE CRAXY AND BOTH CHEAT SO DONT HATE ME!
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    The reason that both sexes cheat: Men are stupid, Women are crazy.

    and the reason women are crazy is because men are stupid :flowerforyou: -- had to, sorry lol.

    lol it's my masters theory on how men and women perceive a relationship. men are considered stupid to women, because they lack common sense in realizing that they can't please women all the time, because they think women are crazy in the needs they want fulfilled. Women on the other hand, perceive men as stupid because they never seem to "get it" and do what they want without having to ask, and get mad because they think men are stupid for not knowing something simple. It's a never ending cycle of the battle of the sexes. I hope to elaborate one day in a book / thesis. It's just hard to do it without subjects to test it on.

    Dunno how I can tie that in with economics as my major though :-/

    What awful stereotypes. I don't know any men who think women are "crazy" (although they might think some of the women in their lives sometimes act crazily) and I don't know any women who think men are "stupid" (although they might think some of the men in their lives should pay attention a little more). Your thesis sounds like it says more about you and your relationships than it does about the two sexes.

    lololol :noway:

    Or maybe it says something about his sense of humor.

    thank you.
  • K_Serz
    K_Serz Posts: 1,299 Member
    Because they chose a boring diet.

    Because their diet is too restrictive.

    Because they grabbed any old diet book off the shelves without knowing if it was really for them and committed to it.

    Because their cal goals are too low.

    Because they forgot to include chocolate into their diet.

    Because a website told them cheat days are okay. (or even a good thing to preserve the sanctity of the diet).

    Because their father's ate dirty foods once in awhile and when Jr. saw said here you have an ice cream cone too and don't tell your mom.

    Because they can. Cheating is a crime of opportunity. Men are dissatisfied with their daily eating plans because food porn is everywhere nowadays and so they are all just sitting around with their forks in their hands ready to fork anything the minute your back is turned or you are too tired to give a *kitten*. Then when they are all face down in the toilet from overdoing it they want you to come in and hold their hair even though they won't tell you they got it from eating Sheila's dirty dirty cake from down the block.

    The end. :flowerforyou:

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  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    @StheK

    some men would perceive at your irrational sense of defensiveness as crazy. just sayin' lol
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    They cheat because they are losing. Ziti IS a word.
    And it's good stuffed with cheese and baked.

    Agreed.
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    Because they chose a boring diet.

    Because their diet is too restrictive.

    Because they grabbed any old diet book off the shelves without knowing if it was really for them and committed to it.

    Because their cal goals are too low.

    Because they forgot to include chocolate into their diet.

    Because a website told them cheat days are okay. (or even a good thing to preserve the sanctity of the diet).

    Because their father's ate dirty foods once in awhile and when Jr. saw said here you have an ice cream cone too and don't tell your mom.

    Because they can. Cheating is a crime of opportunity. Men are dissatisfied with their daily eating plans because food porn is everywhere nowadays and so they are all just sitting around with their forks in their hands ready to fork anything the minute your back is turned or you are too tired to give a *kitten*. Then when they are all face down in the toilet from overdoing it they want you to come in and hold their hair even though they won't tell you they got it from eating Sheila's dirty dirty cake from down the block.

    The end. :flowerforyou:

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    Hey, don't forget drinking! I love some Taco Bell after a night out!

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  • MattTheWaterRat
    MattTheWaterRat Posts: 167 Member
    Here are some reasons I've come up with:

    2) rape
    Uh ...

    Yes. Uh..

    Please explain.
    I'm thinking he's trying to jokingly say the man was raped? But that wouldn't be cheating, though I can see a true jerk claiming that to get out of trouble.

    C'mon... it IS possible
    I didn't say it wasn't. But being raped is not cheating.

    Yes, you are correct. #2 does not fit your rigorous definition of "cheating". Forgive me for attempting humor. Next time I'll have to screen my thoughts before being double-teamed on the forums.
  • BattleTaxi
    BattleTaxi Posts: 752 Member
    Anyone else want some popcorn?

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    I got some thanks!

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  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    Pretty sure this is a FAQ on the Ashley Madison message boards.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Because they chose a boring diet.

    Because their diet is too restrictive.

    Because they grabbed any old diet book off the shelves without knowing if it was really for them and committed to it.

    Because their cal goals are too low.

    Because they forgot to include chocolate into their diet.

    Because a website told them cheat days are okay. (or even a good thing to preserve the sanctity of the diet).

    Because their father's ate dirty foods once in awhile and when Jr. saw said here you have an ice cream cone too and don't tell your mom.

    Because they can. Cheating is a crime of opportunity. Men are dissatisfied with their daily eating plans because food porn is everywhere nowadays and so they are all just sitting around with their forks in their hands ready to fork anything the minute your back is turned or you are too tired to give a *kitten*. Then when they are all face down in the toilet from overdoing it they want you to come in and hold their hair even though they won't tell you they got it from eating Sheila's dirty dirty cake from down the block.

    The end. :flowerforyou:

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    Thnx.
  • simsburyjet
    simsburyjet Posts: 999 Member
    What is the definition of cheat? How far can you go without it being called cheating? Is flirting cheating? These are all questions that need to be answered.
  • dirty_dirty_eater
    dirty_dirty_eater Posts: 574 Member
    Maybe because he works his *kitten* off for his family and does all he can to keep the to romance alive in his marriage and she still isn't the least bit interested in sex.





    Maybe... Not that I know anyone in that situation.
  • Miss_Meliss86
    Miss_Meliss86 Posts: 372 Member
    I bet it's the woman's fault most of the time!

    Ohhhhhhhhh rly?? :grumble:

    I'm just saying, if I ever cheat on you, it's probably because you asked for it!

    So if I cheat on you its not my fault? I can't be at fault for both...right!? Also, if you ever cheat on me, I'll cut you...just sayin'

    I'll shut up now...

    Well that was easy. Now go make me a sammich!!
  • DashDeV
    DashDeV Posts: 545 Member
    Next time I'll have to screen my thoughts before being double-teamed on the forums.

    Another reason men cheat.
  • YogaNikki
    YogaNikki Posts: 284 Member
    Anyone else want some popcorn?

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    I've got my own. But thanks! ;-)

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  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Next time I'll have to screen my thoughts before being double-teamed on the forums.

    Another reason men cheat.
    I am pretty sure being double-teamed on the forums is cheating. Is it a reason, though?
  • amluvstld
    amluvstld Posts: 212
    Because they chose a boring diet.

    Because their diet is too restrictive.

    Because they grabbed any old diet book off the shelves without knowing if it was really for them and committed to it.

    Because their cal goals are too low.

    Because they forgot to include chocolate into their diet.

    Because a website told them cheat days are okay. (or even a good thing to preserve the sanctity of the diet).

    Because their father's ate dirty foods once in awhile and when Jr. saw said here you have an ice cream cone too and don't tell your mom.

    Because they can. Cheating is a crime of opportunity. Men are dissatisfied with their daily eating plans because food porn is everywhere nowadays and so they are all just sitting around with their forks in their hands ready to fork anything the minute your back is turned or you are too tired to give a *kitten*. Then when they are all face down in the toilet from overdoing it they want you to come in and hold their hair even though they won't tell you they got it from eating Sheila's dirty dirty cake from down the block.

    The end. :flowerforyou:

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    FTW!
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Anyone else want some popcorn?

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    I've got my own. But thanks! ;-)

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    The funniets thing about this is someone in the office just made popcorn and I can smell it.
  • StheK
    StheK Posts: 443 Member
    @StheK

    some men would perceive at your irrational sense of defensiveness as crazy. just sayin' lol

    Yep, this is about you. just sayin' haha!
  • catneon
    catneon Posts: 911 Member
    All the woman's fault, if she is cheated on or she cheats the woman is to blame.

    Here we are again
    and we're looking at each other as if each other were to blame.
    You think you're so smart, but I've seen you naked
    and I'll probably see you naked again.
    MillI Vanilli told you to Blame it On The Rain
    but if you blame it on the rain tell me
    what can be gained so, if all else fails you can blame it on me.

    If all else fails you can blame it on me.
    Yes dear I love you but sometimes I think that love's not enough for you

    So you wanna play mind games?

    That's fine. Go ahead.
    LA LA LA I can't hear you

    Here we are again....
    and we're looking at each other as if each other were to blame.
  • Miss_Meliss86
    Miss_Meliss86 Posts: 372 Member
    What is the definition of cheat? How far can you go without it being called cheating? Is flirting cheating? These are all questions that need to be answered.

    Depends on what the definition of flirting is. Joking/teasing with friends of the opposite sex in good fun could be considered flirting. If the flirting is happening with the slightest hope of it going further, then that's a very slippery slope. Basically, if you're interacting with someone and you hope it goes further than just conversation, then that's just asking for trouble.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Because they chose a boring diet.

    Because their diet is too restrictive.

    Because they grabbed any old diet book off the shelves without knowing if it was really for them and committed to it.

    Because their cal goals are too low.

    Because they forgot to include chocolate into their diet.

    Because a website told them cheat days are okay. (or even a good thing to preserve the sanctity of the diet).

    Because their father's ate dirty foods once in awhile and when Jr. saw said here you have an ice cream cone too and don't tell your mom.

    Because they can. Cheating is a crime of opportunity. Men are dissatisfied with their daily eating plans because food porn is everywhere nowadays and so they are all just sitting around with their forks in their hands ready to fork anything the minute your back is turned or you are too tired to give a *kitten*. Then when they are all face down in the toilet from overdoing it they want you to come in and hold their hair even though they won't tell you they got it from eating Sheila's dirty dirty cake from down the block.

    The end. :flowerforyou:

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSGpWVNIwqXU7g_hTeGOfS0tiBhcHhm5t8HoHOzN4P1pc5urSY1

    Hey, don't forget drinking! I love some Taco Bell after a night out!

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    Oooooh, she makes it look so irresistible.
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
    @StheK

    some men would perceive at your irrational sense of defensiveness as crazy. just sayin' lol

    Yep, this is about you. just sayin' haha!

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  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    @StheK

    some men would perceive at your irrational sense of defensiveness as crazy. just sayin' lol

    Yep, this is about you. just sayin' haha!

    :flowerforyou:
  • Because being the banker is just too much temptation.

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    Lol..I was never allowed to be the banker again! :sad: