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Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker
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caco_ethes wrote: »Needs too much reassurance
Ogles my mom and/or sisters they are hot, i am only human
Tries too hard we tried when it was soft, do you not remember that fiasco?
Is too serious One flippin' joke..
Never calls his mom I told you: she lost her phone privileges
Talks too much ...
Or not enough ...
Asks (or worse, whines) for sex Puh-leeeeeeeaaaaaaassssssssssss....
Never laughs at my jokes Finally, I get ONE
Always checks his hair Hah, this NEVER happens
Leaves me guessing on purpose Maybe I do?
I wish I had some popcorn this is getting good😳!!!
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When they say it's you not me...😒
When they renew yet another restraining order...😞
When they won't take yes for an answer...😭
When they block me...😠
It's so hard to find a good man today 😏6 -
selfish lovers1
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DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Chael2dot0 wrote: »If you cannot handle my elf boxers, and that I start Christmas around August, you need to move on.
I'm more alarmed by the holes in your socks
Bwahahahaha!3 -
Nicksmom106 wrote: »When they say it's you not me...😒
When they renew yet another restraining order...😞
When they won't take yes for an answer...😭
When they block me...😠
It's so hard to find a good man today 😏
🤔It Sounds Like You Had
Your Fill Of Good Guys You Might
Want To Try The Naughty Ones🍭😜2 -
glgcam5150 wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »When they say it's you not me...😒
When they renew yet another restraining order...😞
When they won't take yes for an answer...😭
When they block me...😠
It's so hard to find a good man today 😏
🤔It Sounds Like You Had
Your Fill Of Good Guys You Might
Want To Try The Naughty Ones🍭😜
baby, your the worstest😍😘
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Nicksmom106 wrote: »glgcam5150 wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »When they say it's you not me...😒
When they renew yet another restraining order...😞
When they won't take yes for an answer...😭
When they block me...😠
It's so hard to find a good man today 😏
🤔It Sounds Like You Had
Your Fill Of Good Guys You Might
Want To Try The Naughty Ones🍭😜
baby, your the worstest😍😘
I’ll Take That As A Compliment
My Grammatically Challenged
Chucky Ducky Friend 😁🤣😁😉😗
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glgcam5150 wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »glgcam5150 wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »When they say it's you not me...😒
When they renew yet another restraining order...😞
When they won't take yes for an answer...😭
When they block me...😠
It's so hard to find a good man today 😏
🤔It Sounds Like You Had
Your Fill Of Good Guys You Might
Want To Try The Naughty Ones🍭😜
baby, your the worstest😍😘
I’ll Take That As A Compliment
My Grammatically Challenged
Chucky Ducky Friend 😁🤣😁😉😗
If she talks like a duck and walks with her chucks on😘
He'd be even more of a catch if he got my honeymooners references....😝😍😋1 -
Nicksmom106 wrote: »glgcam5150 wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »glgcam5150 wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »When they say it's you not me...😒
When they renew yet another restraining order...😞
When they won't take yes for an answer...😭
When they block me...😠
It's so hard to find a good man today 😏
🤔It Sounds Like You Had
Your Fill Of Good Guys You Might
Want To Try The Naughty Ones🍭😜
baby, your the worstest😍😘
I’ll Take That As A Compliment
My Grammatically Challenged
Chucky Ducky Friend 😁🤣😁😉😗
If she talks like a duck and walks with her chucks on😘
He'd be even more of a catch if he got my honeymooners references....😝😍😋
Why I Outta!!
Alice..Your The Greatest😉🤪🤫1 -
glgcam5150 wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »glgcam5150 wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »glgcam5150 wrote: »Nicksmom106 wrote: »When they say it's you not me...😒
When they renew yet another restraining order...😞
When they won't take yes for an answer...😭
When they block me...😠
It's so hard to find a good man today 😏
🤔It Sounds Like You Had
Your Fill Of Good Guys You Might
Want To Try The Naughty Ones🍭😜
baby, your the worstest😍😘
I’ll Take That As A Compliment
My Grammatically Challenged
Chucky Ducky Friend 😁🤣😁😉😗
If she talks like a duck and walks with her chucks on😘
He'd be even more of a catch if he got my honeymooners references....😝😍😋
Why I Outta!!
Alice..Your The Greatest😉🤪🤫
Redeemed!!!😍
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Nicksmom106 wrote: »
Maybe. Lol0 -
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SnackherBarrell wrote: »
Carrots.0 -
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SnackherBarrell wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »
Carrots.
Tarots?
Touche'0 -
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Alright, folks. Lets keep this discussion clean please. I just went through and deleted approximately one page of 'assinine fun'. Consider this a reminder that posts that violate community guidelines can and do receive warnings once the moderation team is made aware of them. Community guidelines prohibit sexually explicit conversation.
And that's all I've got to say about that...
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DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Chael2dot0 wrote: »If you cannot handle my elf boxers, and that I start Christmas around August, you need to move on.
I'm more alarmed by the holes in your socks
Doze mah house socks. I use old socks for walking around the house and stuff.3 -
Smoking
Ewww3 -
Cowards, in every sense of the word. If I have bigger cahonas than you do, you ain't good enough.12
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Guy I went on a date with last weekend told me he hadn't drank actual water in probably 2 weeks. Wtf!1
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TrailRunnerMN82 wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »Guy I went on a date with last weekend told me he hadn't drank actual water in probably 2 weeks. Wtf!
Maybe he was dry fasting.
Humping0 -
SnackherBarrell wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »mustacheU2Lift wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »
Carrots.
Tarots?
Touche'
Toupé
Tutu0 -
Bad breath0
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"im gonna cook you something really special tonight
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aaaaaand its 15 minute chicken alfredo again
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15 min beef stroganoff instead?2
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Womanvsfood18 wrote: »Spitting.. just not an option ..bad manners too!
I never spit.7
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