Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker
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caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »So now i want to know what gripes men have when their partners visit the.. south pole?
My text prediction selected ‘parents’ instead of partners at first and now I’m equal parts horrified and giggling
this could be its own thread. but I'm not going to create it.
I am defiantly not making it
don't be so in mature
Are you trying to tell me i should of done something differently?
you definitely a sooned correctly
You’re wrecking havoc on my ego1 -
Avocado_AS5 wrote: »Funny everyone is still talking about trips to downtown.
This really happened on a date recently...
Date: "I don't go 'downtown'. Ever. That's nasty."
Me: "Are you serious??? That's an absolute dealbreaker. "
Date: "But she has to. If not, I'll move on to the next. If K-Mart is closed, Walmart is always open."
And he wonders why I haven't been interested in a 2nd date. 🤔
what if a guy likes to take the "back roads" on the way downtown?
I quite enjoy the scenic route.1 -
caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »So now i want to know what gripes men have when their partners visit the.. south pole?
My text prediction selected ‘parents’ instead of partners at first and now I’m equal parts horrified and giggling
this could be its own thread. but I'm not going to create it.
I am defiantly not making it
don't be so in mature
Are you trying to tell me i should of done something differently?
you definitely a sooned correctly
You’re wrecking havoc on my ego
haha the ironing is delicious2 -
DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »So now i want to know what gripes men have when their partners visit the.. south pole?
My text prediction selected ‘parents’ instead of partners at first and now I’m equal parts horrified and giggling
this could be its own thread. but I'm not going to create it.
I am defiantly not making it
don't be so in mature
Are you trying to tell me i should of done something differently?
you definitely a sooned correctly
You’re wrecking havoc on my ego
haha the ironing is delicious
please stop this
or what? are you giving me some kind of ultra madem here?2 -
Avocado_AS5 wrote: »If he doesnt go downtown.
Legit.
Legit wish more women had that opinion. A dying art, methinks.
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DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »So now i want to know what gripes men have when their partners visit the.. south pole?
My text prediction selected ‘parents’ instead of partners at first and now I’m equal parts horrified and giggling
this could be its own thread. but I'm not going to create it.
I am defiantly not making it
don't be so in mature
Are you trying to tell me i should of done something differently?
you definitely a sooned correctly
You’re wrecking havoc on my ego
haha the ironing is delicious
please stop this
Thank you, i was thisclose to telling him not to ever step foot in my DMs1 -
caco_ethes wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »So now i want to know what gripes men have when their partners visit the.. south pole?
My text prediction selected ‘parents’ instead of partners at first and now I’m equal parts horrified and giggling
this could be its own thread. but I'm not going to create it.
I am defiantly not making it
don't be so in mature
Are you trying to tell me i should of done something differently?
you definitely a sooned correctly
You’re wrecking havoc on my ego
haha the ironing is delicious
please stop this
Thank you, i was thisclose to telling him not to ever step foot in my DMs
that hurts taco. i just wanted you to know that.
this is so going in my journal tonight.1 -
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caco_ethes wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »So now i want to know what gripes men have when their partners visit the.. south pole?
My text prediction selected ‘parents’ instead of partners at first and now I’m equal parts horrified and giggling
this could be its own thread. but I'm not going to create it.
I am defiantly not making it
don't be so in mature
Are you trying to tell me i should of done something differently?
you definitely a sooned correctly
You’re wrecking havoc on my ego
haha the ironing is delicious
please stop this
Thank you, i was thisclose to telling him not to ever step foot in my DMs
Butt, he still has a Chance?0 -
Already in a commited relationship with their phone.
Plays video games.
Wears pajama pants in public.
Has multiple kids by multiple women.
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xFunctionalStrengthx wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »So now i want to know what gripes men have when their partners visit the.. south pole?
My text prediction selected ‘parents’ instead of partners at first and now I’m equal parts horrified and giggling
this could be its own thread. but I'm not going to create it.
I am defiantly not making it
don't be so in mature
Are you trying to tell me i should of done something differently?
you definitely a sooned correctly
You’re wrecking havoc on my ego
haha the ironing is delicious
please stop this
Thank you, i was thisclose to telling him not to ever step foot in my DMs
Butt, he still has a Chance?
What can i say, sometimes he tugs at my heart springs1 -
If he can't be a man and throw me over his shoulder it just won't work.3
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caco_ethes wrote: »xFunctionalStrengthx wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »So now i want to know what gripes men have when their partners visit the.. south pole?
My text prediction selected ‘parents’ instead of partners at first and now I’m equal parts horrified and giggling
this could be its own thread. but I'm not going to create it.
I am defiantly not making it
don't be so in mature
Are you trying to tell me i should of done something differently?
you definitely a sooned correctly
You’re wrecking havoc on my ego
haha the ironing is delicious
please stop this
Thank you, i was thisclose to telling him not to ever step foot in my DMs
Butt, he still has a Chance?
What can i say, sometimes he tugs at my heart springs
Ore, would it be a ragging inferno where ewe lose it all?1 -
caco_ethes wrote: »xFunctionalStrengthx wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »So now i want to know what gripes men have when their partners visit the.. south pole?
My text prediction selected ‘parents’ instead of partners at first and now I’m equal parts horrified and giggling
this could be its own thread. but I'm not going to create it.
I am defiantly not making it
don't be so in mature
Are you trying to tell me i should of done something differently?
you definitely a sooned correctly
You’re wrecking havoc on my ego
haha the ironing is delicious
please stop this
Thank you, i was thisclose to telling him not to ever step foot in my DMs
Butt, he still has a Chance?
What can i say, sometimes he tugs at my heart springs
what about your bed springs?3 -
caco_ethes wrote: »xFunctionalStrengthx wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »So now i want to know what gripes men have when their partners visit the.. south pole?
My text prediction selected ‘parents’ instead of partners at first and now I’m equal parts horrified and giggling
this could be its own thread. but I'm not going to create it.
I am defiantly not making it
don't be so in mature
Are you trying to tell me i should of done something differently?
you definitely a sooned correctly
You’re wrecking havoc on my ego
haha the ironing is delicious
please stop this
Thank you, i was thisclose to telling him not to ever step foot in my DMs
Butt, he still has a Chance?
What can i say, sometimes he tugs at my heart springs
what about your bed springs?
What about your purse strings?2 -
xFunctionalStrengthx wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »xFunctionalStrengthx wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »So now i want to know what gripes men have when their partners visit the.. south pole?
My text prediction selected ‘parents’ instead of partners at first and now I’m equal parts horrified and giggling
this could be its own thread. but I'm not going to create it.
I am defiantly not making it
don't be so in mature
Are you trying to tell me i should of done something differently?
you definitely a sooned correctly
You’re wrecking havoc on my ego
haha the ironing is delicious
please stop this
Thank you, i was thisclose to telling him not to ever step foot in my DMs
Butt, he still has a Chance?
What can i say, sometimes he tugs at my heart springs
Ore, would it be a ragging inferno where ewe lose it all?
I’m absolutely okay with a ragging inferno 😏1 -
caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »xFunctionalStrengthx wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »So now i want to know what gripes men have when their partners visit the.. south pole?
My text prediction selected ‘parents’ instead of partners at first and now I’m equal parts horrified and giggling
this could be its own thread. but I'm not going to create it.
I am defiantly not making it
don't be so in mature
Are you trying to tell me i should of done something differently?
you definitely a sooned correctly
You’re wrecking havoc on my ego
haha the ironing is delicious
please stop this
Thank you, i was thisclose to telling him not to ever step foot in my DMs
Butt, he still has a Chance?
What can i say, sometimes he tugs at my heart springs
what about your bed springs?
What about your purse strings?
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Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »If he can't be a man and throw me over his shoulder it just won't work.
how tall are you1 -
Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »If he can't be a man and throw me over his shoulder it just won't work.
how tall are you
Irrelevant.5 -
She gotta bigger one than me.2
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Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »If he can't be a man and throw me over his shoulder it just won't work.
just to be clear...
are you talking about this:
or are you talking about this:
Because either way...
I hope the first one because wrestling without proper clothing can leave you with all kinds of painful chafing and bruises1 -
caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Versicolour wrote: »It seems I am odd, but I can't bear the thought of downtown. I do not enjoy it at all
I can kinda relate but i think its because there’s not usually enough traffic to the periphery. Take some back roads and alleys. Feel free to visit the less common places, it doesn’t always need to be a crazy rave in the
one
tiny
little
hot spot in town.
That place is a great finisher but I wouldn’t start and finish there, nomsayin
No. What are you saying?
I think she's paraphrasing Yogi Berra when he famously said "No one goes there anymore. It's too crowded."
Apparently the one little hot spot downtown is now passe, and Hank prefers other spots.
amiright, @caco_ethes ?
Don’t get me wrong, because avoiding that spot altogether will render it a wasted trip. 😅
Just don’t go there exclusively and with a vengeance
This is a perfect example of the difference between men and women. There was a comedian who had a bit about how men shop vs. how women shop. Men will *typically* go directly to the (pants / shoes / paint / tools / whatever) and get the item they need and leave. Women will *typically* look around at lots of other things in the store, and eventually, maybe, get to the thing they were there for in the first place.
Anyway. Back to going downtown. If you're going there with me... Seeing the other sights is fine, but I really can't wait for you to get to the spot I really wanted you to get to in the first place. And if you want to go right there from the start... more power to you.
I get what you’re saying.
However, men have a *bit* more surface area.Imagine your ‘shopping partner’ using no hands, no lips, no mouth.. just the tip of her tongue. In one spot. In one little spot half the size of a pencil eraser. Nuthn else. How much you feel like browsing now?
funny enough this applies to some advice i gave @lstrat115 a while back about how to make any guy fall in love with her
This absolutely worked too!!! I was skeptical like maybe you were playing an evil joke on me, but the reaction was priceless
Oh now i need to know 😳
I shall create a video tutorial
Starring whom..1 -
caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Versicolour wrote: »It seems I am odd, but I can't bear the thought of downtown. I do not enjoy it at all
I can kinda relate but i think its because there’s not usually enough traffic to the periphery. Take some back roads and alleys. Feel free to visit the less common places, it doesn’t always need to be a crazy rave in the
one
tiny
little
hot spot in town.
That place is a great finisher but I wouldn’t start and finish there, nomsayin
No. What are you saying?
I think she's paraphrasing Yogi Berra when he famously said "No one goes there anymore. It's too crowded."
Apparently the one little hot spot downtown is now passe, and Hank prefers other spots.
amiright, @caco_ethes ?
Don’t get me wrong, because avoiding that spot altogether will render it a wasted trip. 😅
Just don’t go there exclusively and with a vengeance
This is a perfect example of the difference between men and women. There was a comedian who had a bit about how men shop vs. how women shop. Men will *typically* go directly to the (pants / shoes / paint / tools / whatever) and get the item they need and leave. Women will *typically* look around at lots of other things in the store, and eventually, maybe, get to the thing they were there for in the first place.
Anyway. Back to going downtown. If you're going there with me... Seeing the other sights is fine, but I really can't wait for you to get to the spot I really wanted you to get to in the first place. And if you want to go right there from the start... more power to you.
I get what you’re saying.
However, men have a *bit* more surface area.Imagine your ‘shopping partner’ using no hands, no lips, no mouth.. just the tip of her tongue. In one spot. In one little spot half the size of a pencil eraser. Nuthn else. How much you feel like browsing now?
funny enough this applies to some advice i gave @lstrat115 a while back about how to make any guy fall in love with her
This absolutely worked too!!! I was skeptical like maybe you were playing an evil joke on me, but the reaction was priceless
Oh now i need to know 😳
I shall create a video tutorial
Starring whom..
I don’t actually care, i just wanted to say whom1 -
caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Versicolour wrote: »It seems I am odd, but I can't bear the thought of downtown. I do not enjoy it at all
I can kinda relate but i think its because there’s not usually enough traffic to the periphery. Take some back roads and alleys. Feel free to visit the less common places, it doesn’t always need to be a crazy rave in the
one
tiny
little
hot spot in town.
That place is a great finisher but I wouldn’t start and finish there, nomsayin
No. What are you saying?
I think she's paraphrasing Yogi Berra when he famously said "No one goes there anymore. It's too crowded."
Apparently the one little hot spot downtown is now passe, and Hank prefers other spots.
amiright, @caco_ethes ?
Don’t get me wrong, because avoiding that spot altogether will render it a wasted trip. 😅
Just don’t go there exclusively and with a vengeance
This is a perfect example of the difference between men and women. There was a comedian who had a bit about how men shop vs. how women shop. Men will *typically* go directly to the (pants / shoes / paint / tools / whatever) and get the item they need and leave. Women will *typically* look around at lots of other things in the store, and eventually, maybe, get to the thing they were there for in the first place.
Anyway. Back to going downtown. If you're going there with me... Seeing the other sights is fine, but I really can't wait for you to get to the spot I really wanted you to get to in the first place. And if you want to go right there from the start... more power to you.
I get what you’re saying.
However, men have a *bit* more surface area.Imagine your ‘shopping partner’ using no hands, no lips, no mouth.. just the tip of her tongue. In one spot. In one little spot half the size of a pencil eraser. Nuthn else. How much you feel like browsing now?
funny enough this applies to some advice i gave @lstrat115 a while back about how to make any guy fall in love with her
This absolutely worked too!!! I was skeptical like maybe you were playing an evil joke on me, but the reaction was priceless
Oh now i need to know 😳
I shall create a video tutorial
Starring whom..
I don’t actually care, i just wanted to say whom
whomst0 -
caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Versicolour wrote: »It seems I am odd, but I can't bear the thought of downtown. I do not enjoy it at all
I can kinda relate but i think its because there’s not usually enough traffic to the periphery. Take some back roads and alleys. Feel free to visit the less common places, it doesn’t always need to be a crazy rave in the
one
tiny
little
hot spot in town.
That place is a great finisher but I wouldn’t start and finish there, nomsayin
No. What are you saying?
I think she's paraphrasing Yogi Berra when he famously said "No one goes there anymore. It's too crowded."
Apparently the one little hot spot downtown is now passe, and Hank prefers other spots.
amiright, @caco_ethes ?
Don’t get me wrong, because avoiding that spot altogether will render it a wasted trip. 😅
Just don’t go there exclusively and with a vengeance
This is a perfect example of the difference between men and women. There was a comedian who had a bit about how men shop vs. how women shop. Men will *typically* go directly to the (pants / shoes / paint / tools / whatever) and get the item they need and leave. Women will *typically* look around at lots of other things in the store, and eventually, maybe, get to the thing they were there for in the first place.
Anyway. Back to going downtown. If you're going there with me... Seeing the other sights is fine, but I really can't wait for you to get to the spot I really wanted you to get to in the first place. And if you want to go right there from the start... more power to you.
I get what you’re saying.
However, men have a *bit* more surface area.Imagine your ‘shopping partner’ using no hands, no lips, no mouth.. just the tip of her tongue. In one spot. In one little spot half the size of a pencil eraser. Nuthn else. How much you feel like browsing now?
funny enough this applies to some advice i gave @lstrat115 a while back about how to make any guy fall in love with her
This absolutely worked too!!! I was skeptical like maybe you were playing an evil joke on me, but the reaction was priceless
Oh now i need to know 😳
I shall create a video tutorial
Starring whom..
It should probably be @iMago so he can make sure I'm doing it right.
its true i do have hands on experience in these matters1 -
caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Versicolour wrote: »It seems I am odd, but I can't bear the thought of downtown. I do not enjoy it at all
I can kinda relate but i think its because there’s not usually enough traffic to the periphery. Take some back roads and alleys. Feel free to visit the less common places, it doesn’t always need to be a crazy rave in the
one
tiny
little
hot spot in town.
That place is a great finisher but I wouldn’t start and finish there, nomsayin
No. What are you saying?
I think she's paraphrasing Yogi Berra when he famously said "No one goes there anymore. It's too crowded."
Apparently the one little hot spot downtown is now passe, and Hank prefers other spots.
amiright, @caco_ethes ?
Don’t get me wrong, because avoiding that spot altogether will render it a wasted trip. 😅
Just don’t go there exclusively and with a vengeance
This is a perfect example of the difference between men and women. There was a comedian who had a bit about how men shop vs. how women shop. Men will *typically* go directly to the (pants / shoes / paint / tools / whatever) and get the item they need and leave. Women will *typically* look around at lots of other things in the store, and eventually, maybe, get to the thing they were there for in the first place.
Anyway. Back to going downtown. If you're going there with me... Seeing the other sights is fine, but I really can't wait for you to get to the spot I really wanted you to get to in the first place. And if you want to go right there from the start... more power to you.
I get what you’re saying.
However, men have a *bit* more surface area.Imagine your ‘shopping partner’ using no hands, no lips, no mouth.. just the tip of her tongue. In one spot. In one little spot half the size of a pencil eraser. Nuthn else. How much you feel like browsing now?
funny enough this applies to some advice i gave @lstrat115 a while back about how to make any guy fall in love with her
This absolutely worked too!!! I was skeptical like maybe you were playing an evil joke on me, but the reaction was priceless
Oh now i need to know 😳
I shall create a video tutorial
Starring whom..
It should probably be @iMago so he can make sure I'm doing it right.caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Versicolour wrote: »It seems I am odd, but I can't bear the thought of downtown. I do not enjoy it at all
I can kinda relate but i think its because there’s not usually enough traffic to the periphery. Take some back roads and alleys. Feel free to visit the less common places, it doesn’t always need to be a crazy rave in the
one
tiny
little
hot spot in town.
That place is a great finisher but I wouldn’t start and finish there, nomsayin
No. What are you saying?
I think she's paraphrasing Yogi Berra when he famously said "No one goes there anymore. It's too crowded."
Apparently the one little hot spot downtown is now passe, and Hank prefers other spots.
amiright, @caco_ethes ?
Don’t get me wrong, because avoiding that spot altogether will render it a wasted trip. 😅
Just don’t go there exclusively and with a vengeance
This is a perfect example of the difference between men and women. There was a comedian who had a bit about how men shop vs. how women shop. Men will *typically* go directly to the (pants / shoes / paint / tools / whatever) and get the item they need and leave. Women will *typically* look around at lots of other things in the store, and eventually, maybe, get to the thing they were there for in the first place.
Anyway. Back to going downtown. If you're going there with me... Seeing the other sights is fine, but I really can't wait for you to get to the spot I really wanted you to get to in the first place. And if you want to go right there from the start... more power to you.
I get what you’re saying.
However, men have a *bit* more surface area.Imagine your ‘shopping partner’ using no hands, no lips, no mouth.. just the tip of her tongue. In one spot. In one little spot half the size of a pencil eraser. Nuthn else. How much you feel like browsing now?
funny enough this applies to some advice i gave @lstrat115 a while back about how to make any guy fall in love with her
This absolutely worked too!!! I was skeptical like maybe you were playing an evil joke on me, but the reaction was priceless
Oh now i need to know 😳
I shall create a video tutorial
Starring whom..
It should probably be @iMago so he can make sure I'm doing it right.
its true i do have hands on experience in these matters
You two are the worst just tell me already1 -
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SnackherBarrell wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Versicolour wrote: »It seems I am odd, but I can't bear the thought of downtown. I do not enjoy it at all
I can kinda relate but i think its because there’s not usually enough traffic to the periphery. Take some back roads and alleys. Feel free to visit the less common places, it doesn’t always need to be a crazy rave in the
one
tiny
little
hot spot in town.
That place is a great finisher but I wouldn’t start and finish there, nomsayin
I aint goin downtown when i can go to your moms house
She’s another metaphorical hot spot2 -
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tinkerhellraiser wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Versicolour wrote: »It seems I am odd, but I can't bear the thought of downtown. I do not enjoy it at all
I can kinda relate but i think its because there’s not usually enough traffic to the periphery. Take some back roads and alleys. Feel free to visit the less common places, it doesn’t always need to be a crazy rave in the
one
tiny
little
hot spot in town.
That place is a great finisher but I wouldn’t start and finish there, nomsayin
No. What are you saying?
I think she's paraphrasing Yogi Berra when he famously said "No one goes there anymore. It's too crowded."
Apparently the one little hot spot downtown is now passe, and Hank prefers other spots.
amiright, @caco_ethes ?
Don’t get me wrong, because avoiding that spot altogether will render it a wasted trip. 😅
Just don’t go there exclusively and with a vengeance
This is a perfect example of the difference between men and women. There was a comedian who had a bit about how men shop vs. how women shop. Men will *typically* go directly to the (pants / shoes / paint / tools / whatever) and get the item they need and leave. Women will *typically* look around at lots of other things in the store, and eventually, maybe, get to the thing they were there for in the first place.
Anyway. Back to going downtown. If you're going there with me... Seeing the other sights is fine, but I really can't wait for you to get to the spot I really wanted you to get to in the first place. And if you want to go right there from the start... more power to you.
I get what you’re saying.
However, men have a *bit* more surface area.Imagine your ‘shopping partner’ using no hands, no lips, no mouth.. just the tip of her tongue. In one spot. In one little spot half the size of a pencil eraser. Nuthn else. How much you feel like browsing now?
funny enough this applies to some advice i gave @lstrat115 a while back about how to make any guy fall in love with her
This absolutely worked too!!! I was skeptical like maybe you were playing an evil joke on me, but the reaction was priceless
Oh now i need to know 😳
I shall create a video tutorial
Starring whom..
It should probably be @iMago so he can make sure I'm doing it right.caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Versicolour wrote: »It seems I am odd, but I can't bear the thought of downtown. I do not enjoy it at all
I can kinda relate but i think its because there’s not usually enough traffic to the periphery. Take some back roads and alleys. Feel free to visit the less common places, it doesn’t always need to be a crazy rave in the
one
tiny
little
hot spot in town.
That place is a great finisher but I wouldn’t start and finish there, nomsayin
No. What are you saying?
I think she's paraphrasing Yogi Berra when he famously said "No one goes there anymore. It's too crowded."
Apparently the one little hot spot downtown is now passe, and Hank prefers other spots.
amiright, @caco_ethes ?
Don’t get me wrong, because avoiding that spot altogether will render it a wasted trip. 😅
Just don’t go there exclusively and with a vengeance
This is a perfect example of the difference between men and women. There was a comedian who had a bit about how men shop vs. how women shop. Men will *typically* go directly to the (pants / shoes / paint / tools / whatever) and get the item they need and leave. Women will *typically* look around at lots of other things in the store, and eventually, maybe, get to the thing they were there for in the first place.
Anyway. Back to going downtown. If you're going there with me... Seeing the other sights is fine, but I really can't wait for you to get to the spot I really wanted you to get to in the first place. And if you want to go right there from the start... more power to you.
I get what you’re saying.
However, men have a *bit* more surface area.Imagine your ‘shopping partner’ using no hands, no lips, no mouth.. just the tip of her tongue. In one spot. In one little spot half the size of a pencil eraser. Nuthn else. How much you feel like browsing now?
funny enough this applies to some advice i gave @lstrat115 a while back about how to make any guy fall in love with her
This absolutely worked too!!! I was skeptical like maybe you were playing an evil joke on me, but the reaction was priceless
Oh now i need to know 😳
I shall create a video tutorial
Starring whom..
It should probably be @iMago so he can make sure I'm doing it right.
its true i do have hands on experience in these matters
You two are the worst just tell me already
lets start guessing!
I've heard it referred to as the cincinnati stromboli before1
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