Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker

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  • JustinAnimal
    JustinAnimal Posts: 1,335 Member
    All of this downtown and taking roads less traveled... I need less of an imagination. Downtown time is becoming something I want it not to be.

    Anyway, anyone who takes themselves too seriously.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    So now i want to know what gripes men have when their partners visit the.. south pole?

    My text prediction selected ‘parents’ instead of partners at first and now I’m equal parts horrified and giggling

    this could be its own thread. but I'm not going to create it.

    I am defiantly not making it

    don't be so in mature
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    So now i want to know what gripes men have when their partners visit the.. south pole?

    My text prediction selected ‘parents’ instead of partners at first and now I’m equal parts horrified and giggling

    this could be its own thread. but I'm not going to create it.

    I am defiantly not making it

    don't be so in mature

    Are you trying to tell me i should of done something differently?
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    So now i want to know what gripes men have when their partners visit the.. south pole?

    My text prediction selected ‘parents’ instead of partners at first and now I’m equal parts horrified and giggling

    this could be its own thread. but I'm not going to create it.

    I am defiantly not making it

    don't be so in mature

    Are you trying to tell me i should of done something differently?

    you definitely a sooned correctly
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    So now i want to know what gripes men have when their partners visit the.. south pole?

    My text prediction selected ‘parents’ instead of partners at first and now I’m equal parts horrified and giggling

    this could be its own thread. but I'm not going to create it.

    I am defiantly not making it

    don't be so in mature

    Are you trying to tell me i should of done something differently?

    you definitely a sooned correctly

    You’re wrecking havoc on my ego
  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings Posts: 5,545 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Funny everyone is still talking about trips to downtown.

    This really happened on a date recently...

    Date: "I don't go 'downtown'. Ever. That's nasty."

    Me: "Are you serious??? That's an absolute dealbreaker. "

    Date: "But she has to. If not, I'll move on to the next. If K-Mart is closed, Walmart is always open."

    And he wonders why I haven't been interested in a 2nd date. 🤔

    what if a guy likes to take the "back roads" on the way downtown?

    I quite enjoy the scenic route.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    So now i want to know what gripes men have when their partners visit the.. south pole?

    My text prediction selected ‘parents’ instead of partners at first and now I’m equal parts horrified and giggling

    this could be its own thread. but I'm not going to create it.

    I am defiantly not making it

    don't be so in mature

    Are you trying to tell me i should of done something differently?

    you definitely a sooned correctly

    You’re wrecking havoc on my ego

    haha the ironing is delicious
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    So now i want to know what gripes men have when their partners visit the.. south pole?

    My text prediction selected ‘parents’ instead of partners at first and now I’m equal parts horrified and giggling

    this could be its own thread. but I'm not going to create it.

    I am defiantly not making it

    don't be so in mature

    Are you trying to tell me i should of done something differently?

    you definitely a sooned correctly

    You’re wrecking havoc on my ego

    haha the ironing is delicious

    please stop this

    or what? are you giving me some kind of ultra madem here?
  • Chael2dot0
    Chael2dot0 Posts: 1,189 Member
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    If he doesnt go downtown.
    Legit.

    Legit wish more women had that opinion. A dying art, methinks.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    So now i want to know what gripes men have when their partners visit the.. south pole?

    My text prediction selected ‘parents’ instead of partners at first and now I’m equal parts horrified and giggling

    this could be its own thread. but I'm not going to create it.

    I am defiantly not making it

    don't be so in mature

    Are you trying to tell me i should of done something differently?

    you definitely a sooned correctly

    You’re wrecking havoc on my ego

    haha the ironing is delicious

    please stop this

    Thank you, i was thisclose to telling him not to ever step foot in my DMs
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    So now i want to know what gripes men have when their partners visit the.. south pole?

    My text prediction selected ‘parents’ instead of partners at first and now I’m equal parts horrified and giggling

    this could be its own thread. but I'm not going to create it.

    I am defiantly not making it

    don't be so in mature

    Are you trying to tell me i should of done something differently?

    you definitely a sooned correctly

    You’re wrecking havoc on my ego

    haha the ironing is delicious

    please stop this

    Thank you, i was thisclose to telling him not to ever step foot in my DMs

    that hurts taco. i just wanted you to know that.
    this is so going in my journal tonight.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    iMago wrote: »

    that hurts taco. i just wanted you to know that.
    this is so going in my journal tonight.

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  • xFunctionalStrengthx
    xFunctionalStrengthx Posts: 4,928 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    So now i want to know what gripes men have when their partners visit the.. south pole?

    My text prediction selected ‘parents’ instead of partners at first and now I’m equal parts horrified and giggling

    this could be its own thread. but I'm not going to create it.

    I am defiantly not making it

    don't be so in mature

    Are you trying to tell me i should of done something differently?

    you definitely a sooned correctly

    You’re wrecking havoc on my ego

    haha the ironing is delicious

    please stop this

    Thank you, i was thisclose to telling him not to ever step foot in my DMs

    Butt, he still has a Chance?
  • FeelinFooFoo
    FeelinFooFoo Posts: 4,738 Member
    Uses only a microwave oven to cook food.
    Has only tinned food.
    Same underwear for consecutive days.
    Belly fluff.
    Eye crust, as seemingly can't wash.
    Surgically attached to game console.
    Deep psychological issues.
    But enough about me..

    Matching socks or am outa there!
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,528 Member
    Already in a commited relationship with their phone.
    Plays video games.
    Wears pajama pants in public.
    Has multiple kids by multiple women.



  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    xFunctionalStrengthx wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    So now i want to know what gripes men have when their partners visit the.. south pole?

    My text prediction selected ‘parents’ instead of partners at first and now I’m equal parts horrified and giggling

    this could be its own thread. but I'm not going to create it.

    I am defiantly not making it

    don't be so in mature

    Are you trying to tell me i should of done something differently?

    you definitely a sooned correctly

    You’re wrecking havoc on my ego

    haha the ironing is delicious

    please stop this

    Thank you, i was thisclose to telling him not to ever step foot in my DMs

    Butt, he still has a Chance?

    What can i say, sometimes he tugs at my heart springs
  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings Posts: 5,545 Member
    If he can't be a man and throw me over his shoulder it just won't work.
  • xFunctionalStrengthx
    xFunctionalStrengthx Posts: 4,928 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    xFunctionalStrengthx wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    So now i want to know what gripes men have when their partners visit the.. south pole?

    My text prediction selected ‘parents’ instead of partners at first and now I’m equal parts horrified and giggling

    this could be its own thread. but I'm not going to create it.

    I am defiantly not making it

    don't be so in mature

    Are you trying to tell me i should of done something differently?

    you definitely a sooned correctly

    You’re wrecking havoc on my ego

    haha the ironing is delicious

    please stop this

    Thank you, i was thisclose to telling him not to ever step foot in my DMs

    Butt, he still has a Chance?

    What can i say, sometimes he tugs at my heart springs

    Ore, would it be a ragging inferno where ewe lose it all?
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    xFunctionalStrengthx wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    So now i want to know what gripes men have when their partners visit the.. south pole?

    My text prediction selected ‘parents’ instead of partners at first and now I’m equal parts horrified and giggling

    this could be its own thread. but I'm not going to create it.

    I am defiantly not making it

    don't be so in mature

    Are you trying to tell me i should of done something differently?

    you definitely a sooned correctly

    You’re wrecking havoc on my ego

    haha the ironing is delicious

    please stop this

    Thank you, i was thisclose to telling him not to ever step foot in my DMs

    Butt, he still has a Chance?

    What can i say, sometimes he tugs at my heart springs

    what about your bed springs?

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