Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker

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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Needs too much reassurance
    Ogles my mom and/or sisters
    Tries too hard
    Is too serious
    Never calls his mom
    Talks too much
    Or not enough
    Asks (or worse, whines) for sex
    Never laughs at my jokes
    Always checks his hair
    Leaves me guessing on purpose

    You're crafty

    im not clear though if she's actually into it or if its a deal breaker if he isn't?

    Caco was an OG Tushy Girl. I have the VHS.

    i knew there was a reason i liked her

    Thank god theres a legit reason now, it was pretty touch and go there for a minute

    yeah thanks that sounds great i'll have that.

    I just spat my water. :joy::joy:

    I thought you ALWAYS swallowed?!

    It takes something really special to make me spat.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I didn't go all the way through. How many times did the dreaded "when she's really a he" come up? That was alwaya big problem around here seemingly.

    Deal breakers for me? Won't skype naked in the snow.

    I WAS TOO DEHYDRATED

    You. Were. Surrounded. By. SNOW!

    Snow is VERY dehydrating, tell him @cee134

    Snow is VERY dehydrating.

    @SwannySez 🤨

    It's frozen water. How can that be dehydrating? Does physics work differently in your world? HAS EVERYONE GONE MAD??

    The energy required to melt snow internally expends an amount of water that exceeds the amount you take in in the form of melted snow, tell him @cee134
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I didn't go all the way through. How many times did the dreaded "when she's really a he" come up? That was alwaya big problem around here seemingly.

    Deal breakers for me? Won't skype naked in the snow.

    I WAS TOO DEHYDRATED

    You. Were. Surrounded. By. SNOW!

    Snow is VERY dehydrating, tell him @cee134

    Snow is VERY dehydrating.

    @SwannySez 🤨

    It's frozen water. How can that be dehydrating? Does physics work differently in your world? HAS EVERYONE GONE MAD??

    The energy required to melt snow internally expends an amount of water that exceeds the amount you take in in the form of melted snow, tell him @cee134

    Look, my great grandfather, Dr. Josiah B. Swannysez was a famed scientist and I have a natural instinct for science, so I will be generous and say that there are smart people on both sides of this position.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited October 2018
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I didn't go all the way through. How many times did the dreaded "when she's really a he" come up? That was alwaya big problem around here seemingly.

    Deal breakers for me? Won't skype naked in the snow.

    I WAS TOO DEHYDRATED

    You. Were. Surrounded. By. SNOW!

    Snow is VERY dehydrating, tell him @cee134

    Snow is VERY dehydrating.

    @SwannySez 🤨

    It's frozen water. How can that be dehydrating? Does physics work differently in your world? HAS EVERYONE GONE MAD??

    The energy required to melt snow internally expends an amount of water that exceeds the amount you take in in the form of melted snow, tell him @cee134

    If it is cold enough for snow to be present, then it is cold enough for hypothermia. Since any volume of snow is mostly air, this means you’d need to eat about ten quarts of snow to yield one quart of water in your belly. Forget about brain freeze—this is core freeze! If you’re dehydrated in cold conditions with snow, find a way to liquefy the snow outside your body.
  • Biggster69
    Biggster69 Posts: 84 Member
    edited October 2018
    Smoking and drinking to much alcohol!
  • tcunbeliever
    tcunbeliever Posts: 8,219 Member
    1. not a blood donor
    2. mean to dogs or waitstaff
    3. doesn't take care of self/shoes/home/things
  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings Posts: 5,545 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    if she isn't crazy enough.
    if she's *too* crazy

    I have a crazy window you have to fit inside.

    🤪😊
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited October 2018
    Biggster69 wrote: »
    Smoking and drinking to much alcohol!

    I also don't want someone who smokes too much alcohol. ;)
  • Biggster69
    Biggster69 Posts: 84 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Biggster69 wrote: »
    Smoking and drinking to much alcohol!

    I also don't want someone who smokes too much alcohol. ;)

    You got it
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Biggster69 wrote: »
    Smoking and drinking to much alcohol!

    I also don't want someone who smokes too much alcohol. ;)

    We all came out to Montreux on the Lake Geneva shoreline...
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    FeelinFooFoo wrote: »
    Owns rats and let's them run free in the house.

    Picks and chews at themselves, nails, skin.

    Foul smelling.

    Shouts and swears at neighbourhood kids.

    Pushes old ladies.

    Calls me 'babycakes' especially in public.
    I could maybe relax on some but babycakes is the REAL deal breaker. :-1:



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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Chael2dot0 wrote: »
    Mean to kids or animals...gtfo.

    Yep.. this
  • danavelling
    danavelling Posts: 1,224 Member
    Lying
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    Canceling the first date :#
  • WaiakeWanderer_x
    WaiakeWanderer_x Posts: 1,536 Member
    Smokes
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  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    edited October 2018
    Zero hygiene
    On that note, apathy towards his health (which shows via obesity, acne and markings indicating skin cancer/failed attempts at tanning, among other things I can’t remember right now)-I want him to be there for me through decades of pleasure and pain alike.
    “Unequally yoked” beliefs/faith (I’m sorry, I have a soul to protect here!).
  • bambishealth
    bambishealth Posts: 134 Member
    Abusive or controlling behavior
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  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    rickswifey83 wrote: »
    This never was a deal breaker before, but he has to like Harry Potter...I married a guy who doesn't and I have no one to be as excited as I am to see movies, read fan fiction, and binge watch the movies with

    i read them and seen them all but it was because someone asked me to...not because i particularly enjoyed them. where does that put me?
  • danavelling
    danavelling Posts: 1,224 Member
    rickswifey83 wrote: »
    This never was a deal breaker before, but he has to like Harry Potter...I married a guy who doesn't and I have no one to be as excited as I am to see movies, read fan fiction, and binge watch the movies with

    I couldn’t deal with that! I’m a huge HP fan. Go Hufflepuff!!
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  • bojack5
    bojack5 Posts: 2,859 Member
    rickswifey83 wrote: »
    This never was a deal breaker before, but he has to like Harry Potter...I married a guy who doesn't and I have no one to be as excited as I am to see movies, read fan fiction, and binge watch the movies with

    You would hate me :(
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Petty, mean and narrow minded. Tight wad and bad tempered all deal breakers..
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    If they are rude to the wait staff or send their food back for a bogus reason....
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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Chael2dot0 wrote: »
    If you cannot handle my elf boxers, and that I start Christmas around August, you need to move on.

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    My dad had a pair of boxers that said ‘jingle balls’ and i only know this because I accidentally found them when i was trying to steal some cash, so i never could confront him about his terrible dad joke undies.

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