Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker

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  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    It seems I am odd, but I can't bear the thought of downtown. I do not enjoy it at all

    I can kinda relate but i think its because there’s not usually enough traffic to the periphery. Take some back roads and alleys. Feel free to visit the less common places, it doesn’t always need to be a crazy rave in the

    one

    tiny

    little

    hot spot in town.

    That place is a great finisher but I wouldn’t start and finish there, nomsayin

    No. What are you saying?

    I think she's paraphrasing Yogi Berra when he famously said "No one goes there anymore. It's too crowded."

    Apparently the one little hot spot downtown is now passe, and Hank prefers other spots.
    amiright, @caco_ethes ?

    Don’t get me wrong, because avoiding that spot altogether will render it a wasted trip. 😅

    Just don’t go there exclusively and with a vengeance

    This is a perfect example of the difference between men and women. There was a comedian who had a bit about how men shop vs. how women shop. Men will *typically* go directly to the (pants / shoes / paint / tools / whatever) and get the item they need and leave. Women will *typically* look around at lots of other things in the store, and eventually, maybe, get to the thing they were there for in the first place.

    Anyway. Back to going downtown. If you're going there with me... Seeing the other sights is fine, but I really can't wait for you to get to the spot I really wanted you to get to in the first place. And if you want to go right there from the start... more power to you.

    I get what you’re saying.

    However, men have a *bit* more surface area.
    Imagine your ‘shopping partner’ using no hands, no lips, no mouth.. just the tip of her tongue. In one spot. In one little spot half the size of a pencil eraser. Nuthn else. How much you feel like browsing now?

    funny enough this applies to some advice i gave @lstrat115 a while back about how to make any guy fall in love with her

    This absolutely worked too!!! I was skeptical like maybe you were playing an evil joke on me, but the reaction was priceless

    Oh now i need to know 😳

    I shall create a video tutorial

    Starring whom..

    It should probably be @iMago so he can make sure I'm doing it right.
    iMago wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    It seems I am odd, but I can't bear the thought of downtown. I do not enjoy it at all

    I can kinda relate but i think its because there’s not usually enough traffic to the periphery. Take some back roads and alleys. Feel free to visit the less common places, it doesn’t always need to be a crazy rave in the

    one

    tiny

    little

    hot spot in town.

    That place is a great finisher but I wouldn’t start and finish there, nomsayin

    No. What are you saying?

    I think she's paraphrasing Yogi Berra when he famously said "No one goes there anymore. It's too crowded."

    Apparently the one little hot spot downtown is now passe, and Hank prefers other spots.
    amiright, @caco_ethes ?

    Don’t get me wrong, because avoiding that spot altogether will render it a wasted trip. 😅

    Just don’t go there exclusively and with a vengeance

    This is a perfect example of the difference between men and women. There was a comedian who had a bit about how men shop vs. how women shop. Men will *typically* go directly to the (pants / shoes / paint / tools / whatever) and get the item they need and leave. Women will *typically* look around at lots of other things in the store, and eventually, maybe, get to the thing they were there for in the first place.

    Anyway. Back to going downtown. If you're going there with me... Seeing the other sights is fine, but I really can't wait for you to get to the spot I really wanted you to get to in the first place. And if you want to go right there from the start... more power to you.

    I get what you’re saying.

    However, men have a *bit* more surface area.
    Imagine your ‘shopping partner’ using no hands, no lips, no mouth.. just the tip of her tongue. In one spot. In one little spot half the size of a pencil eraser. Nuthn else. How much you feel like browsing now?

    funny enough this applies to some advice i gave @lstrat115 a while back about how to make any guy fall in love with her

    This absolutely worked too!!! I was skeptical like maybe you were playing an evil joke on me, but the reaction was priceless

    Oh now i need to know 😳

    I shall create a video tutorial

    Starring whom..

    It should probably be @iMago so he can make sure I'm doing it right.

    its true i do have hands on experience in these matters

    You two are the worst just tell me already

    lets start guessing!

    I've heard it referred to as the cincinnati stromboli before

    no that’s where u lay pepperoni slices evenly all over a blanket then roll yerself up in it nice a snug and wait for your guy to come home

    and people say romance is dead <3
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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    It seems I am odd, but I can't bear the thought of downtown. I do not enjoy it at all

    I can kinda relate but i think its because there’s not usually enough traffic to the periphery. Take some back roads and alleys. Feel free to visit the less common places, it doesn’t always need to be a crazy rave in the

    one

    tiny

    little

    hot spot in town.

    That place is a great finisher but I wouldn’t start and finish there, nomsayin

    No. What are you saying?

    I think she's paraphrasing Yogi Berra when he famously said "No one goes there anymore. It's too crowded."

    Apparently the one little hot spot downtown is now passe, and Hank prefers other spots.
    amiright, @caco_ethes ?

    Don’t get me wrong, because avoiding that spot altogether will render it a wasted trip. 😅

    Just don’t go there exclusively and with a vengeance

    This is a perfect example of the difference between men and women. There was a comedian who had a bit about how men shop vs. how women shop. Men will *typically* go directly to the (pants / shoes / paint / tools / whatever) and get the item they need and leave. Women will *typically* look around at lots of other things in the store, and eventually, maybe, get to the thing they were there for in the first place.

    Anyway. Back to going downtown. If you're going there with me... Seeing the other sights is fine, but I really can't wait for you to get to the spot I really wanted you to get to in the first place. And if you want to go right there from the start... more power to you.

    I get what you’re saying.

    However, men have a *bit* more surface area.
    Imagine your ‘shopping partner’ using no hands, no lips, no mouth.. just the tip of her tongue. In one spot. In one little spot half the size of a pencil eraser. Nuthn else. How much you feel like browsing now?

    funny enough this applies to some advice i gave @lstrat115 a while back about how to make any guy fall in love with her

    This absolutely worked too!!! I was skeptical like maybe you were playing an evil joke on me, but the reaction was priceless

    Oh now i need to know 😳

    I shall create a video tutorial

    Starring whom..

    It should probably be @iMago so he can make sure I'm doing it right.
    iMago wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    It seems I am odd, but I can't bear the thought of downtown. I do not enjoy it at all

    I can kinda relate but i think its because there’s not usually enough traffic to the periphery. Take some back roads and alleys. Feel free to visit the less common places, it doesn’t always need to be a crazy rave in the

    one

    tiny

    little

    hot spot in town.

    That place is a great finisher but I wouldn’t start and finish there, nomsayin

    No. What are you saying?

    I think she's paraphrasing Yogi Berra when he famously said "No one goes there anymore. It's too crowded."

    Apparently the one little hot spot downtown is now passe, and Hank prefers other spots.
    amiright, @caco_ethes ?

    Don’t get me wrong, because avoiding that spot altogether will render it a wasted trip. 😅

    Just don’t go there exclusively and with a vengeance

    This is a perfect example of the difference between men and women. There was a comedian who had a bit about how men shop vs. how women shop. Men will *typically* go directly to the (pants / shoes / paint / tools / whatever) and get the item they need and leave. Women will *typically* look around at lots of other things in the store, and eventually, maybe, get to the thing they were there for in the first place.

    Anyway. Back to going downtown. If you're going there with me... Seeing the other sights is fine, but I really can't wait for you to get to the spot I really wanted you to get to in the first place. And if you want to go right there from the start... more power to you.

    I get what you’re saying.

    However, men have a *bit* more surface area.
    Imagine your ‘shopping partner’ using no hands, no lips, no mouth.. just the tip of her tongue. In one spot. In one little spot half the size of a pencil eraser. Nuthn else. How much you feel like browsing now?

    funny enough this applies to some advice i gave @lstrat115 a while back about how to make any guy fall in love with her

    This absolutely worked too!!! I was skeptical like maybe you were playing an evil joke on me, but the reaction was priceless

    Oh now i need to know 😳

    I shall create a video tutorial

    Starring whom..

    It should probably be @iMago so he can make sure I'm doing it right.

    its true i do have hands on experience in these matters

    You two are the worst just tell me already

    lets start guessing!

    I've heard it referred to as the cincinnati stromboli before

    no that’s where u lay pepperoni slices evenly all over a blanket then roll yerself up in it nice a snug and wait for your guy to come home

    @SnackherBarrell this might even be preferable to the sushi roll
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  • TravisJHunt
    TravisJHunt Posts: 533 Member
    Inability to carry on a conversation, I dated a girl back in college who looked amazing in a bathing suit but couldn't talk about even the most simple topics with any sense of deeper thinking. It only lasted a few months.
  • denny_mac wrote: »
    If he can't be a man and throw me over his shoulder it just won't work.

    just to be clear...

    are you talking about this:
    lrezaxq43okt.gif

    or are you talking about this:
    6ea70qyu81kc.gif

    Because either way...
    :kiss:

    Well, I'd much prefer the second way but eventually I might frustrate you enough to illicit the first one... :D:p
  • Nicksmom106
    Nicksmom106 Posts: 1,624 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    If he can't be a man and throw me over his shoulder it just won't work.

    just to be clear...

    are you talking about this:
    lrezaxq43okt.gif

    or are you talking about this:
    6ea70qyu81kc.gif

    Because either way...
    :kiss:

    Well, I'd much prefer the second way but eventually I might frustrate you enough to illicit the first one... :D:p

    I'll have what she's havin!!🙋 ( lucky *kitten*!😏)
  • Chael2dot0
    Chael2dot0 Posts: 1,189 Member
    Smoking.
    Trophy wife goals.
    Extravagant and High maintenance.
  • glgcam5150
    glgcam5150 Posts: 3,728 Member
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  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    If they're rude to the waiter, cashier, receptionist etc.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    if she isn't crazy enough.
    if she's *too* crazy

    I have a crazy window you have to fit inside.

    What if I crawl through the doggie door...

    Asking for a friend
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    if she isn't crazy enough.
    if she's *too* crazy

    I have a crazy window you have to fit inside.
    Gotta hit that vicki Mendoza diagonal
  • glgcam5150
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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I didn't go all the way through. How many times did the dreaded "when she's really a he" come up? That was alwaya big problem around here seemingly.

    Deal breakers for me? Won't skype naked in the snow.

    I WAS TOO DEHYDRATED
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I didn't go all the way through. How many times did the dreaded "when she's really a he" come up? That was alwaya big problem around here seemingly.

    Deal breakers for me? Won't skype naked in the snow.

    I WAS TOO DEHYDRATED

    You. Were. Surrounded. By. SNOW!
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I didn't go all the way through. How many times did the dreaded "when she's really a he" come up? That was alwaya big problem around here seemingly.

    Deal breakers for me? Won't skype naked in the snow.

    I WAS TOO DEHYDRATED

    You. Were. Surrounded. By. SNOW!

    Snow is VERY dehydrating, tell him @cee134
  • denny_mac wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    If he can't be a man and throw me over his shoulder it just won't work.

    just to be clear...

    are you talking about this:
    lrezaxq43okt.gif

    or are you talking about this:
    6ea70qyu81kc.gif

    Because either way...
    :kiss:

    Well, I'd much prefer the second way but eventually I might frustrate you enough to illicit the first one... :D:p

    Fair enough. I'm willing to roll the dice on that.

    Yous a gambling man 🎲
  • denny_mac wrote: »
    If he can't be a man and throw me over his shoulder it just won't work.

    just to be clear...

    are you talking about this:
    lrezaxq43okt.gif

    or are you talking about this:
    6ea70qyu81kc.gif

    Because either way...
    :kiss:

    Well, I'd much prefer the second way but eventually I might frustrate you enough to illicit the first one... :D:p

    I'll have what she's havin!!🙋 ( lucky *kitten*!😏)

    I don't know what you mean but, I don't share stuffs 😌
  • bigbandjohn
    bigbandjohn Posts: 769 Member
    Lying and stealing
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    is an MFP forum user

    This post reminded me of the way people used to make facebook posts and it made me laugh
  • VeryKatie
    VeryKatie Posts: 5,961 Member
    Drives like an idiot.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I didn't go all the way through. How many times did the dreaded "when she's really a he" come up? That was alwaya big problem around here seemingly.

    Deal breakers for me? Won't skype naked in the snow.

    I WAS TOO DEHYDRATED

    You. Were. Surrounded. By. SNOW!

    Snow is VERY dehydrating, tell him @cee134

    Snow is VERY dehydrating.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I didn't go all the way through. How many times did the dreaded "when she's really a he" come up? That was alwaya big problem around here seemingly.

    Deal breakers for me? Won't skype naked in the snow.

    I WAS TOO DEHYDRATED

    You. Were. Surrounded. By. SNOW!

    Snow is VERY dehydrating, tell him @cee134

    Snow is VERY dehydrating.

    @SwannySez 🤨
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I didn't go all the way through. How many times did the dreaded "when she's really a he" come up? That was alwaya big problem around here seemingly.

    Deal breakers for me? Won't skype naked in the snow.

    I WAS TOO DEHYDRATED

    You. Were. Surrounded. By. SNOW!

    Snow is VERY dehydrating, tell him @cee134

    Snow is VERY dehydrating.

    @SwannySez 🤨

    It's frozen water. How can that be dehydrating? Does physics work differently in your world? HAS EVERYONE GONE MAD??
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,285 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    if she isn't crazy enough.
    if she's *too* crazy

    I have a crazy window you have to fit inside.

    It’s all about the crazy / hot ratio