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  • iMagoiMago Member Posts: 8,714 Member Member Posts: 8,714 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    It seems I am odd, but I can't bear the thought of downtown. I do not enjoy it at all

    I can kinda relate but i think its because there’s not usually enough traffic to the periphery. Take some back roads and alleys. Feel free to visit the less common places, it doesn’t always need to be a crazy rave in the

    one

    tiny

    little

    hot spot in town.

    That place is a great finisher but I wouldn’t start and finish there, nomsayin

    No. What are you saying?

    I think she's paraphrasing Yogi Berra when he famously said "No one goes there anymore. It's too crowded."

    Apparently the one little hot spot downtown is now passe, and Hank prefers other spots.
    amiright, @caco_ethes ?

    Don’t get me wrong, because avoiding that spot altogether will render it a wasted trip. 😅

    Just don’t go there exclusively and with a vengeance

    This is a perfect example of the difference between men and women. There was a comedian who had a bit about how men shop vs. how women shop. Men will *typically* go directly to the (pants / shoes / paint / tools / whatever) and get the item they need and leave. Women will *typically* look around at lots of other things in the store, and eventually, maybe, get to the thing they were there for in the first place.

    Anyway. Back to going downtown. If you're going there with me... Seeing the other sights is fine, but I really can't wait for you to get to the spot I really wanted you to get to in the first place. And if you want to go right there from the start... more power to you.

    I get what you’re saying.

    However, men have a *bit* more surface area.
    Imagine your ‘shopping partner’ using no hands, no lips, no mouth.. just the tip of her tongue. In one spot. In one little spot half the size of a pencil eraser. Nuthn else. How much you feel like browsing now?

    funny enough this applies to some advice i gave @lstrat115 a while back about how to make any guy fall in love with her
  • ythannahythannah Member Posts: 3,684 Member Member Posts: 3,684 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Imagine your ‘shopping partner’ using no hands, no lips, no mouth.. just the tip of her tongue. In one spot. In one little spot half the size of a pencil eraser. Nuthn else. How much you feel like browsing now?

    And might I add, doing so with roughly the same energy as would be used to scrub a frying pan.

    Enthusiasm is great but a little finesse, please.
  • Rich42677Rich42677 Member Posts: 467 Member Member Posts: 467 Member
    Funny everyone is still talking about trips to downtown.

    This really happened on a date recently...

    Date: "I don't go 'downtown'. Ever. That's nasty."

    Me: "Are you serious??? That's an absolute dealbreaker. "

    Date: "But she has to. If not, I'll move on to the next. If K-Mart is closed, Walmart is always open."

    And he wonders why I haven't been interested in a 2nd date. 🤔

    What a moron, hate ppl like that. The type that thinks they are to good. Glad you dropped him, lol
  • Rich42677Rich42677 Member Posts: 467 Member Member Posts: 467 Member
    ythannah wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Imagine your ‘shopping partner’ using no hands, no lips, no mouth.. just the tip of her tongue. In one spot. In one little spot half the size of a pencil eraser. Nuthn else. How much you feel like browsing now?

    And might I add, doing so with roughly the same energy as would be used to scrub a frying pan.

    Enthusiasm is great but a little finesse, please.

    Yeah, create some passion
  • iMagoiMago Member Posts: 8,714 Member Member Posts: 8,714 Member
    Funny everyone is still talking about trips to downtown.

    This really happened on a date recently...

    Date: "I don't go 'downtown'. Ever. That's nasty."

    Me: "Are you serious??? That's an absolute dealbreaker. "

    Date: "But she has to. If not, I'll move on to the next. If K-Mart is closed, Walmart is always open."

    And he wonders why I haven't been interested in a 2nd date. 🤔

    tbf "that's nasty/gross/i don't do that sort of thing" is a great joke to run with on some girls, long as you're actually joking and they can pick up on it.
  • Rich42677Rich42677 Member Posts: 467 Member Member Posts: 467 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    Funny everyone is still talking about trips to downtown.

    This really happened on a date recently...

    Date: "I don't go 'downtown'. Ever. That's nasty."

    Me: "Are you serious??? That's an absolute dealbreaker. "

    Date: "But she has to. If not, I'll move on to the next. If K-Mart is closed, Walmart is always open."

    And he wonders why I haven't been interested in a 2nd date. 🤔

    tbf "that's nasty/gross/i don't do that sort of thing" is a great joke to run with on some girls, long as you're actually joking and they can pick up on it.

    Nah. Dude was serious. I hate that mentality that if they're packing something big, they are lazy in other areas. Go to *kitten* Walmart mofo. I'll find a Target that's open.

    Ha ha
  • Just_Mel_Just_Mel_ Member Posts: 3,987 Member Member Posts: 3,987 Member
    Funny everyone is still talking about trips to downtown.

    This really happened on a date recently...

    Date: "I don't go 'downtown'. Ever. That's nasty."

    Me: "Are you serious??? That's an absolute dealbreaker. "

    Date: "But she has to. If not, I'll move on to the next. If K-Mart is closed, Walmart is always open."

    And he wonders why I haven't been interested in a 2nd date. 🤔

    Did you go on a date with DJ Khaled

    Well, he is also obsessed with how much social media attention he gets so they could probably be cousins or something.
  • FeelinFooFooFeelinFooFoo Member Posts: 4,738 Member Member Posts: 4,738 Member
    "Cause I heard all the people saying....
    Get down on it, come on and
    Get down on it, if you really want it
    Get down on it, you gotta feel it...

    Get down on it...." :wink: :flushed:
  • bojack5bojack5 Member Posts: 2,859 Member Member Posts: 2,859 Member
    Concerning this downtown subject i think women and men are equally clueless. There are the few who really know how to make that drive downton enjoyable, but there are far more that just take the drive because thats the same old commute.
  • elsie6hickmanelsie6hickman Member Posts: 3,863 Member Member Posts: 3,863 Member
    Narcissism - anywhere on the spectrum (lying, ghosting, gas lighting, arrogance)
    Those who judge someone else based on looks alone
    Those that don't keep up with current events
    being cheap
    being rude
    doesn't like animals (this would probably be my #1)
    If my dog doesn't like him
    someone that has too much debt, too many problems, can't hold a job
    Drug addiction, alcoholism
    No sense of humor
  • nooshi713nooshi713 Member Posts: 4,409 Member Member Posts: 4,409 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    Funny everyone is still talking about trips to downtown.

    This really happened on a date recently...

    Date: "I don't go 'downtown'. Ever. That's nasty."

    Me: "Are you serious??? That's an absolute dealbreaker. "

    Date: "But she has to. If not, I'll move on to the next. If K-Mart is closed, Walmart is always open."

    And he wonders why I haven't been interested in a 2nd date. 🤔

    tbf "that's nasty/gross/i don't do that sort of thing" is a great joke to run with on some girls, long as you're actually joking and they can pick up on it.

    Nah. Dude was serious. I hate that mentality that if they're packing something big, they are lazy in other areas. Go to *kitten* Walmart mofo. I'll find a Target that's open.

    Yeah that is so LAME.
  • caco_ethescaco_ethes Member Posts: 11,962 Member Member Posts: 11,962 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    It seems I am odd, but I can't bear the thought of downtown. I do not enjoy it at all

    I can kinda relate but i think its because there’s not usually enough traffic to the periphery. Take some back roads and alleys. Feel free to visit the less common places, it doesn’t always need to be a crazy rave in the

    one

    tiny

    little

    hot spot in town.

    That place is a great finisher but I wouldn’t start and finish there, nomsayin

    No. What are you saying?

    I think she's paraphrasing Yogi Berra when he famously said "No one goes there anymore. It's too crowded."

    Apparently the one little hot spot downtown is now passe, and Hank prefers other spots.
    amiright, @caco_ethes ?

    Don’t get me wrong, because avoiding that spot altogether will render it a wasted trip. 😅

    Just don’t go there exclusively and with a vengeance

    This is a perfect example of the difference between men and women. There was a comedian who had a bit about how men shop vs. how women shop. Men will *typically* go directly to the (pants / shoes / paint / tools / whatever) and get the item they need and leave. Women will *typically* look around at lots of other things in the store, and eventually, maybe, get to the thing they were there for in the first place.

    Anyway. Back to going downtown. If you're going there with me... Seeing the other sights is fine, but I really can't wait for you to get to the spot I really wanted you to get to in the first place. And if you want to go right there from the start... more power to you.

    I get what you’re saying.

    However, men have a *bit* more surface area.
    Imagine your ‘shopping partner’ using no hands, no lips, no mouth.. just the tip of her tongue. In one spot. In one little spot half the size of a pencil eraser. Nuthn else. How much you feel like browsing now?

    funny enough this applies to some advice i gave @lstrat115 a while back about how to make any guy fall in love with her

    This absolutely worked too!!! I was skeptical like maybe you were playing an evil joke on me, but the reaction was priceless

    Oh now i need to know 😳
  • caco_ethescaco_ethes Member Posts: 11,962 Member Member Posts: 11,962 Member
    what the *kitten* is everyone talking about


    😂
  • caco_ethescaco_ethes Member Posts: 11,962 Member Member Posts: 11,962 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    It seems I am odd, but I can't bear the thought of downtown. I do not enjoy it at all

    I can kinda relate but i think its because there’s not usually enough traffic to the periphery. Take some back roads and alleys. Feel free to visit the less common places, it doesn’t always need to be a crazy rave in the

    one

    tiny

    little

    hot spot in town.

    That place is a great finisher but I wouldn’t start and finish there, nomsayin

    No. What are you saying?

    I think she's paraphrasing Yogi Berra when he famously said "No one goes there anymore. It's too crowded."

    Apparently the one little hot spot downtown is now passe, and Hank prefers other spots.
    amiright, @caco_ethes ?

    Don’t get me wrong, because avoiding that spot altogether will render it a wasted trip. 😅

    Just don’t go there exclusively and with a vengeance

    This is a perfect example of the difference between men and women. There was a comedian who had a bit about how men shop vs. how women shop. Men will *typically* go directly to the (pants / shoes / paint / tools / whatever) and get the item they need and leave. Women will *typically* look around at lots of other things in the store, and eventually, maybe, get to the thing they were there for in the first place.

    Anyway. Back to going downtown. If you're going there with me... Seeing the other sights is fine, but I really can't wait for you to get to the spot I really wanted you to get to in the first place. And if you want to go right there from the start... more power to you.

    I get what you’re saying.

    However, men have a *bit* more surface area.
    Imagine your ‘shopping partner’ using no hands, no lips, no mouth.. just the tip of her tongue. In one spot. In one little spot half the size of a pencil eraser. Nuthn else. How much you feel like browsing now?

    funny enough this applies to some advice i gave @lstrat115 a while back about how to make any guy fall in love with her

    This absolutely worked too!!! I was skeptical like maybe you were playing an evil joke on me, but the reaction was priceless

    Oh now i need to know 😳

    pfft. Like YOU don't already know...
    C'Mon, Hank!

    I made some calls. Turns out I don’t know and also 3 people have now blocked my number including Papa Johns
  • xFunctionalStrengthxxFunctionalStrengthx Member Posts: 4,928 Member Member Posts: 4,928 Member
    Funny everyone is still talking about trips to downtown.

    This really happened on a date recently...

    Date: "I don't go 'downtown'. Ever. That's nasty."

    Me: "Are you serious??? That's an absolute dealbreaker. "

    Date: "But she has to. If not, I'll move on to the next. If K-Mart is closed, Walmart is always open."

    And he wonders why I haven't been interested in a 2nd date. 🤔

    This was my ex-wife. She enjoyed when I did. Refused to reciprocate. But, there was a lot of that in other areas of the relationship.
    edited October 2018
  • caco_ethescaco_ethes Member Posts: 11,962 Member Member Posts: 11,962 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    So now i want to know what gripes men have when their partners visit the.. south pole?

    My text prediction selected ‘parents’ instead of partners at first and now I’m equal parts horrified and giggling

    this could be its own thread. but I'm not going to create it.

    I am defiantly not making it
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