Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker
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tinkerhellraiser wrote: »tinkerhellraiser wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Versicolour wrote: »It seems I am odd, but I can't bear the thought of downtown. I do not enjoy it at all
I can kinda relate but i think its because there’s not usually enough traffic to the periphery. Take some back roads and alleys. Feel free to visit the less common places, it doesn’t always need to be a crazy rave in the
one
tiny
little
hot spot in town.
That place is a great finisher but I wouldn’t start and finish there, nomsayin
No. What are you saying?
I think she's paraphrasing Yogi Berra when he famously said "No one goes there anymore. It's too crowded."
Apparently the one little hot spot downtown is now passe, and Hank prefers other spots.
amiright, @caco_ethes ?
Don’t get me wrong, because avoiding that spot altogether will render it a wasted trip. 😅
Just don’t go there exclusively and with a vengeance
This is a perfect example of the difference between men and women. There was a comedian who had a bit about how men shop vs. how women shop. Men will *typically* go directly to the (pants / shoes / paint / tools / whatever) and get the item they need and leave. Women will *typically* look around at lots of other things in the store, and eventually, maybe, get to the thing they were there for in the first place.
Anyway. Back to going downtown. If you're going there with me... Seeing the other sights is fine, but I really can't wait for you to get to the spot I really wanted you to get to in the first place. And if you want to go right there from the start... more power to you.
I get what you’re saying.
However, men have a *bit* more surface area.Imagine your ‘shopping partner’ using no hands, no lips, no mouth.. just the tip of her tongue. In one spot. In one little spot half the size of a pencil eraser. Nuthn else. How much you feel like browsing now?
funny enough this applies to some advice i gave @lstrat115 a while back about how to make any guy fall in love with her
This absolutely worked too!!! I was skeptical like maybe you were playing an evil joke on me, but the reaction was priceless
Oh now i need to know 😳
I shall create a video tutorial
Starring whom..
It should probably be @iMago so he can make sure I'm doing it right.caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Versicolour wrote: »It seems I am odd, but I can't bear the thought of downtown. I do not enjoy it at all
I can kinda relate but i think its because there’s not usually enough traffic to the periphery. Take some back roads and alleys. Feel free to visit the less common places, it doesn’t always need to be a crazy rave in the
one
tiny
little
hot spot in town.
That place is a great finisher but I wouldn’t start and finish there, nomsayin
No. What are you saying?
I think she's paraphrasing Yogi Berra when he famously said "No one goes there anymore. It's too crowded."
Apparently the one little hot spot downtown is now passe, and Hank prefers other spots.
amiright, @caco_ethes ?
Don’t get me wrong, because avoiding that spot altogether will render it a wasted trip. 😅
Just don’t go there exclusively and with a vengeance
This is a perfect example of the difference between men and women. There was a comedian who had a bit about how men shop vs. how women shop. Men will *typically* go directly to the (pants / shoes / paint / tools / whatever) and get the item they need and leave. Women will *typically* look around at lots of other things in the store, and eventually, maybe, get to the thing they were there for in the first place.
Anyway. Back to going downtown. If you're going there with me... Seeing the other sights is fine, but I really can't wait for you to get to the spot I really wanted you to get to in the first place. And if you want to go right there from the start... more power to you.
I get what you’re saying.
However, men have a *bit* more surface area.Imagine your ‘shopping partner’ using no hands, no lips, no mouth.. just the tip of her tongue. In one spot. In one little spot half the size of a pencil eraser. Nuthn else. How much you feel like browsing now?
funny enough this applies to some advice i gave @lstrat115 a while back about how to make any guy fall in love with her
This absolutely worked too!!! I was skeptical like maybe you were playing an evil joke on me, but the reaction was priceless
Oh now i need to know 😳
I shall create a video tutorial
Starring whom..
It should probably be @iMago so he can make sure I'm doing it right.
its true i do have hands on experience in these matters
You two are the worst just tell me already
lets start guessing!
I've heard it referred to as the cincinnati stromboli before
no that’s where u lay pepperoni slices evenly all over a blanket then roll yerself up in it nice a snug and wait for your guy to come home
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tinkerhellraiser wrote: »tinkerhellraiser wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Versicolour wrote: »It seems I am odd, but I can't bear the thought of downtown. I do not enjoy it at all
I can kinda relate but i think its because there’s not usually enough traffic to the periphery. Take some back roads and alleys. Feel free to visit the less common places, it doesn’t always need to be a crazy rave in the
one
tiny
little
hot spot in town.
That place is a great finisher but I wouldn’t start and finish there, nomsayin
No. What are you saying?
I think she's paraphrasing Yogi Berra when he famously said "No one goes there anymore. It's too crowded."
Apparently the one little hot spot downtown is now passe, and Hank prefers other spots.
amiright, @caco_ethes ?
Don’t get me wrong, because avoiding that spot altogether will render it a wasted trip. 😅
Just don’t go there exclusively and with a vengeance
This is a perfect example of the difference between men and women. There was a comedian who had a bit about how men shop vs. how women shop. Men will *typically* go directly to the (pants / shoes / paint / tools / whatever) and get the item they need and leave. Women will *typically* look around at lots of other things in the store, and eventually, maybe, get to the thing they were there for in the first place.
Anyway. Back to going downtown. If you're going there with me... Seeing the other sights is fine, but I really can't wait for you to get to the spot I really wanted you to get to in the first place. And if you want to go right there from the start... more power to you.
I get what you’re saying.
However, men have a *bit* more surface area.Imagine your ‘shopping partner’ using no hands, no lips, no mouth.. just the tip of her tongue. In one spot. In one little spot half the size of a pencil eraser. Nuthn else. How much you feel like browsing now?
funny enough this applies to some advice i gave @lstrat115 a while back about how to make any guy fall in love with her
This absolutely worked too!!! I was skeptical like maybe you were playing an evil joke on me, but the reaction was priceless
Oh now i need to know 😳
I shall create a video tutorial
Starring whom..
It should probably be @iMago so he can make sure I'm doing it right.caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Versicolour wrote: »It seems I am odd, but I can't bear the thought of downtown. I do not enjoy it at all
I can kinda relate but i think its because there’s not usually enough traffic to the periphery. Take some back roads and alleys. Feel free to visit the less common places, it doesn’t always need to be a crazy rave in the
one
tiny
little
hot spot in town.
That place is a great finisher but I wouldn’t start and finish there, nomsayin
No. What are you saying?
I think she's paraphrasing Yogi Berra when he famously said "No one goes there anymore. It's too crowded."
Apparently the one little hot spot downtown is now passe, and Hank prefers other spots.
amiright, @caco_ethes ?
Don’t get me wrong, because avoiding that spot altogether will render it a wasted trip. 😅
Just don’t go there exclusively and with a vengeance
This is a perfect example of the difference between men and women. There was a comedian who had a bit about how men shop vs. how women shop. Men will *typically* go directly to the (pants / shoes / paint / tools / whatever) and get the item they need and leave. Women will *typically* look around at lots of other things in the store, and eventually, maybe, get to the thing they were there for in the first place.
Anyway. Back to going downtown. If you're going there with me... Seeing the other sights is fine, but I really can't wait for you to get to the spot I really wanted you to get to in the first place. And if you want to go right there from the start... more power to you.
I get what you’re saying.
However, men have a *bit* more surface area.Imagine your ‘shopping partner’ using no hands, no lips, no mouth.. just the tip of her tongue. In one spot. In one little spot half the size of a pencil eraser. Nuthn else. How much you feel like browsing now?
funny enough this applies to some advice i gave @lstrat115 a while back about how to make any guy fall in love with her
This absolutely worked too!!! I was skeptical like maybe you were playing an evil joke on me, but the reaction was priceless
Oh now i need to know 😳
I shall create a video tutorial
Starring whom..
It should probably be @iMago so he can make sure I'm doing it right.
its true i do have hands on experience in these matters
You two are the worst just tell me already
lets start guessing!
I've heard it referred to as the cincinnati stromboli before
no that’s where u lay pepperoni slices evenly all over a blanket then roll yerself up in it nice a snug and wait for your guy to come home
@SnackherBarrell this might even be preferable to the sushi roll1 -
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Inability to carry on a conversation, I dated a girl back in college who looked amazing in a bathing suit but couldn't talk about even the most simple topics with any sense of deeper thinking. It only lasted a few months.3
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Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »If he can't be a man and throw me over his shoulder it just won't work.
just to be clear...
are you talking about this:
or are you talking about this:
Because either way...
Well, I'd much prefer the second way but eventually I might frustrate you enough to illicit the first one...0 -
Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »If he can't be a man and throw me over his shoulder it just won't work.
just to be clear...
are you talking about this:
or are you talking about this:
Because either way...
Well, I'd much prefer the second way but eventually I might frustrate you enough to illicit the first one...
I'll have what she's havin!!🙋 ( lucky *kitten*!😏)0 -
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So I see a few people mentioning music taste. But really? So, the person of your dreams comes along and there is undeniable connection, and then you find out they prefer metal over ska, and you are out? HMMM8
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Star Wars
Guinness 🍺
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I didn't go all the way through. How many times did the dreaded "when she's really a he" come up? That was alwaya big problem around here seemingly.
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Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »If he can't be a man and throw me over his shoulder it just won't work.
just to be clear...
are you talking about this:
or are you talking about this:
Because either way...
Well, I'd much prefer the second way but eventually I might frustrate you enough to illicit the first one...
Fair enough. I'm willing to roll the dice on that.
Yous a gambling man 🎲1 -
Nicksmom106 wrote: »Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »If he can't be a man and throw me over his shoulder it just won't work.
just to be clear...
are you talking about this:
or are you talking about this:
Because either way...
Well, I'd much prefer the second way but eventually I might frustrate you enough to illicit the first one...
I'll have what she's havin!!🙋 ( lucky *kitten*!😏)
I don't know what you mean but, I don't share stuffs 😌0 -
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caco_ethes wrote: »
Snow is VERY dehydrating.3 -
caco_ethes wrote: »
Snow is VERY dehydrating.
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caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »
Snow is VERY dehydrating.
@SwannySez 🤨
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