The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People

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  • SabAteNine
    SabAteNine Posts: 1,866 Member
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    newmeadow wrote: »
    You're matched with a royal blue Calvin Klein above the knee classicly tailored A line, off the shoulders dress. You'll cruise the Queen Mary, departing from NYC with Imago as your escort, even though his marital status is unknown. I think he's flexible in that department. You'll dine on lasagna, lentil soup and refried bean enchiladas. You'll drink Mimosas for breakfast. You'll watch porpoises and whales frolic in the open sea from the deck while standing close to Imago, occasionally letting your bosom press a little bit into his arm. But only for a second. Then come back to MFP and tell us all about it.

    This is next level.

    Also @Vikka_V you upped the stakes here so high, that your post is deserving of a new thread. Sorry @SwannySez and @CookingWithCumin
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    newmeadow wrote: »
    You're matched with a royal blue Calvin Klein above the knee classicly tailored A line, off the shoulders dress. You'll cruise the Queen Mary, departing from NYC with Imago as your escort, even though his marital status is unknown. I think he's flexible in that department. You'll dine on lasagna, lentil soup and refried bean enchiladas. You'll drink Mimosas for breakfast. You'll watch porpoises and whales frolic in the open sea from the deck while standing close to Imago, occasionally letting your bosom press a little bit into his arm. But only for a second. Then come back to MFP and tell us all about it.

    i actually have a phobia about deep dark water (when i was a kid i went swimming in this lake and ended up getting a chemical burn in my eyes and nearly drowned for a min) so this is a hard pass.

    but that's prob the only restriction id put on my escort services. so like maybe we go to this nice little alleyway i know behind McDonald's instead?? there's prob some stray kitties we could watch there instead. and the nuggets are JUST DIVINE
  • ShyGal19
    ShyGal19 Posts: 4 Member
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    What’s all this about? Looks like fun!
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    JohnT2019 wrote: »
    What’s all this about? Looks like fun!

    It’s about the death of hope, the slaughter of the innocent and prison rape.

    Not necessarily in that order.
  • ShyGal19
    ShyGal19 Posts: 4 Member
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    burlygirl91 wrote: »
    JohnT2019 wrote: »
    What’s all this about? Looks like fun!

    Run, while you still can

    Really? Why?
  • ShyGal19
    ShyGal19 Posts: 4 Member
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    burlygirl91 wrote: »
    JohnT2019 wrote: »
    burlygirl91 wrote: »
    JohnT2019 wrote: »
    What’s all this about? Looks like fun!

    Run, while you still can

    Really? Why?

    You ready to be chained up as @CookingWithCumin just said lol

    I don’t know, I think I may be too innocent for this game
  • ShyGal19
    ShyGal19 Posts: 4 Member
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    CookingWithCumin wrote: »
    JohnT2019 wrote: »
    burlygirl91 wrote: »
    JohnT2019 wrote: »
    burlygirl91 wrote: »
    JohnT2019 wrote: »
    What’s all this about? Looks like fun!

    Run, while you still can

    Really? Why?

    You ready to be chained up as @CookingWithCumin just said lol

    I don’t know, I think I may be too innocent for this game

    You're on the wrong website then baby!!

    Haha, I’m trying to be brave and more self-confident, try me
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
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    This threads like... 😂
    https://youtu.be/jlErVEOZ3VM
  • Nicksmom106
    Nicksmom106 Posts: 1,624 Member
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    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    This threads like... 😂
    https://youtu.be/jlErVEOZ3VM

    😂 ...but for some of us it's more like this it's more....
    giphy.gif.......
    just saying....I don't want to have a dozen or so cats eat my decaying corpse.... but it's looking better and BETTER....😍😻🤷
  • Nicksmom106
    Nicksmom106 Posts: 1,624 Member
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    MistressSara wrote: »
    Nicksmom106 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    This threads like... 😂
    https://youtu.be/jlErVEOZ3VM

    😂 ...but for some of us it's more like this it's more....
    giphy.gif.......
    just saying....I don't want to have a dozen or so cats eat my decaying corpse.... but it's looking better and BETTER....😍😻🤷

    Don’t feel bad, I’ve been jilted by the new guy

    New plan....Mistress Sara's MINE *kitten*!!!😍👯 Cookie, quickly please get the HAT and make it so👰👰🙏.....👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
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    Nicksmom106 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    This threads like... 😂
    https://youtu.be/jlErVEOZ3VM

    😂 ...but for some of us it's more like this it's more....
    giphy.gif.......
    just saying....I don't want to have a dozen or so cats eat my decaying corpse.... but it's looking better and BETTER....😍😻🤷

    But then you'll come back with 9 lives as Catwoman... Like Michelle Pfeiffer (on the list) lol
  • Nicksmom106
    Nicksmom106 Posts: 1,624 Member
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    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Nicksmom106 wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    This threads like... 😂
    https://youtu.be/jlErVEOZ3VM

    😂 ...but for some of us it's more like this it's more....
    giphy.gif.......
    just saying....I don't want to have a dozen or so cats eat my decaying corpse.... but it's looking better and BETTER....😍😻🤷

    But then you'll come back with 9 lives as Catwoman... Like Michelle Pfeiffer (on the list) lol

    🙋yes please!!!!!🤗 This is why I adore you M r. Healthy😍😘....🤔...SAAAAAY! Wanna come be the tri to my mistress and my angles?? We could USE a good man like you💃🕺💃......I'll make some room by moving those cats to the spare room...mkay?!
    👍💓💓💓🤗

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