The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People

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  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Will_Workout_for_food wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    @shaf238 your new pp is slickkkk

    his P P ?

    The new one ...
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
    tinak33 wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Will_Workout_for_food wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    @shaf238 your new pp is slickkkk

    his P P ?

    Profile pic. Get your head out of the gutter.

    what the...!?!?
    Why would you even say that?! Who are you??!?! Where is my MFP wifey?!!?

    Go eat some bacon. And then have a poptart. You will feel better.



    @Will_Workout_for_food stay in the gutter. She is clearly delusional.

    There you are dearest one, you know just what I need. This is why you are my spouse ❤️ I shall retrieve the meat and eat the sweet.

    Maybe take some some time on the naughty step for this infraction.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited January 2019
    denny_mac wrote: »
    standenvernet wrote: »
    Will_Workout_for_food wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    @shaf238 your new pp is slickkkk

    his P P ?

    The new one ...

    Dammit Stan, you beat me to it.
    Not to be too much of a provocateur here (other's have that covered), but... Um... "beat" may not have been the best word choice, just sayin'
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Will_Workout_for_food wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    @shaf238 your new pp is slickkkk

    his P P ?

    Profile pic. Get your head out of the gutter.

    what the...!?!?
    Why would you even say that?! Who are you??!?! Where is my MFP wifey?!!?

    Go eat some bacon. And then have a poptart. You will feel better.



    @Will_Workout_for_food stay in the gutter. She is clearly delusional.

    There you are dearest one, you know just what I need. This is why you are my spouse ❤️ I shall retrieve the meat and eat the sweet.

    Maybe take some some time on the naughty step for this infraction.

    No worries.... Jo taught me a thing or two.... ;)>:)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    tinak33 wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    Will_Workout_for_food wrote: »
    RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
    @shaf238 your new pp is slickkkk

    his P P ?

    Profile pic. Get your head out of the gutter.

    what the...!?!?
    Why would you even say that?! Who are you??!?! Where is my MFP wifey?!!?

    Go eat some bacon. And then have a poptart. You will feel better.



    @Will_Workout_for_food stay in the gutter. She is clearly delusional.

    There you are dearest one, you know just what I need. This is why you are my spouse ❤️ I shall retrieve the meat and eat the sweet.

    Maybe take some some time on the naughty step for this infraction.

    No worries.... Jo taught me a thing or two.... ;)>:)

    And a fast learner you are 😉😙🤗
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  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »
    MistressSara wrote: »
    I missed this update. Yeah if he’s nice to the fluffers it could be a good match.

    I think he will try to eat them.

    Oh crap I already think he did. He is having "chicken" tonight.
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  • HappilyDistracted
    HappilyDistracted Posts: 1,700 Member
    All fun in games until the fluffers get eaten.
  • george5911
    george5911 Posts: 3,910 Member
    HappilyDistracted wrote: »
    All fun in games until the fluffers get eaten.

    That isn't their job
  • HappilyDistracted
    HappilyDistracted Posts: 1,700 Member
    george5911 wrote: »
    HappilyDistracted wrote: »
    All fun in games until the fluffers get eaten.

    That isn't their job

    Do tell. What is their job? 😏
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  • george5911
    george5911 Posts: 3,910 Member
    HappilyDistracted wrote: »
    george5911 wrote: »
    HappilyDistracted wrote: »
    All fun in games until the fluffers get eaten.

    That isn't their job

    Do tell. What is their job? 😏
    MistressSara wrote: »
    HappilyDistracted wrote: »
    george5911 wrote: »
    HappilyDistracted wrote: »
    All fun in games until the fluffers get eaten.

    That isn't their job

    Do tell. What is their job? 😏

    Oh! Oh! Let me!

    By all means. We'll be waiting in the voice thread.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I want someone sturdy, unbreakable 😁
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  • george5911
    george5911 Posts: 3,910 Member
    😏
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited January 2019
    burlygirl91 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    I want someone sturdy, unbreakable 😁

    I think @THS2HASPASSED fits your criteria Jo

    He is nice, definitely looks unbreakable.... but I think he's been matched.

  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    Tankiscool wrote: »
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »
    MistressSara wrote: »
    I missed this update. Yeah if he’s nice to the fluffers it could be a good match.

    I think he will try to eat them.

    Oh crap I already think he did. He is having "chicken" tonight.

    Everything tastes like chicken.


    Especially parrots.

    I know. Who do you think taught him how to field dress the bird? That city boy wouldn't know how to do that!
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    burlygirl91 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    I want someone sturdy, unbreakable 😁

    I think @THS2HASPASSED fits your criteria Jo

    He is nice, definitely looks unbreakable.... but I think he's been matched.

    I think @Egger29 would be a good match for you 😏
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Like Fawkes making a show of himself in Albus' office, we rise!

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    Tired of your old Official MFP Love Match? Find yourself looking for more? Well, by golly, buy gum, begin again. Except you, @CoffeeAndContour, you're stuck with me. I wouldn't give you up for all the ramen in Koreatown!

    Why don't we start off by switching things up a bit and yanking two folks out of their love nests, slapping them together and watching sparks fly, clothing tear and sweat pour!

    @WillWorkout4Food? You may pet @nooshi713's birdy. Fly! Be free!

    So were you right and without flaw last time, or this time?

    This *kitten* right here is why yer a *kitten* Lt., Lt.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    I need to say something here, and I want it to be heard and taken seriously.

    @CoffeeAndContour, I need you. I'm a mess without you. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you, I miss being near you. I miss your laugh. I miss your scent; I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I need to say something here, and I want it to be heard and taken seriously.

    @CoffeeAndContour, I need you. I'm a mess without you. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you, I miss being near you. I miss your laugh. I miss your scent; I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.

    My Babe, never did I think I would find you, the one who “got” me, the one who always had my back and best interests at heart, the one who would finally make me understand what love feels like. You’re always on my mind, you’re always in my heart and when we aren’t together I dream of the next that will be. I yearn to be in your arms again, to create the most beautiful life with you, and to adore you as you deserve to be adored. Thank you for all that you are, you mean the absolute world to me and I am so blessed to have found you.

    Listen to me, Snookums! I am your downy blanket of emotional rescue in this cesspool of cyber porn and newd currency. Our souls were made for better than this dystopian drama; they were made to LOVE! I won’t let the stanky leg shimmer of this den of inebriate uninhibtous abandon shade our lurve, @CoffeeAndContour. You is mah woman now!
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
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  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,978 Member
    Wait, the creator of the thread gets to match himself before everyone else????

    Niiiiiiccccee, @SwannySez
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,978 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    empresssue wrote: »
    Wait, the creator of the thread gets to match himself before everyone else????

    Niiiiiiccccee, @SwannySez

    yeah, but his choice is bound to upset the leut. @leut_underpants I mean. He's always been sweet on @CoffeeAndContour . This is quite the love triangle that @SwannySez has created...

    *Goes to grab popcorn & a pop (yes, pop) & settles down to watch the inevitable clash*
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