The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People
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Will_Workout_for_food wrote: »
his P P ?
The new one ...1 -
what the...!?!?
Why would you even say that?! Who are you??!?! Where is my MFP wifey?!!?
Go eat some bacon. And then have a poptart. You will feel better.
@Will_Workout_for_food stay in the gutter. She is clearly delusional.
There you are dearest one, you know just what I need. This is why you are my spouse ❤️ I shall retrieve the meat and eat the sweet.
Maybe take some some time on the naughty step for this infraction.1 -
Not to be too much of a provocateur here (other's have that covered), but... Um... "beat" may not have been the best word choice, just sayin'
Dammit Stan, you beat me to it.1 -
RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »
There you are dearest one, you know just what I need. This is why you are my spouse ❤️ I shall retrieve the meat and eat the sweet.
Maybe take some some time on the naughty step for this infraction.
No worries.... Jo taught me a thing or two....
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And a fast learner you are 😉😙🤗1 -
Like Fawkes making a show of himself in Albus' office, we rise!
Tired of your old Official MFP Love Match? Find yourself looking for more? Well, by golly, buy gum, begin again. Except you, @CoffeeAndContour, you're stuck with me. I wouldn't give you up for all the ramen in Koreatown!
Why don't we start off by switching things up a bit and yanking two folks out of their love nests, slapping them together and watching sparks fly, clothing tear and sweat pour!
@WillWorkout4Food? You may pet @nooshi713's birdy. Fly! Be free!8 -
Like Fawkes making a show of himself in Albus' office, we rise!
Tired of your old Official MFP Love Match? Find yourself looking for more? Well, by golly, buy gum, begin again. Except you, @CoffeeAndContour, you're stuck with me. I wouldn't give you up for all the ramen in Koreatown!
Why don't we start off by switching things up a bit and yanking two folks out of their love nests, slapping them together and watching sparks fly, clothing tear and sweat pour!
@WillWorkout4Food? You may pet @nooshi713's birdy. Fly! Be free!
This a good match5 -
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MistressSara wrote: »I missed this update. Yeah if he’s nice to the fluffers it could be a good match.
I think he will try to eat them.5 -
Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »
I think he will try to eat them.
Oh crap I already think he did. He is having "chicken" tonight.2 -
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All fun in games until the fluffers get eaten.3
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HappilyDistracted wrote: »All fun in games until the fluffers get eaten.
That isn't their job3 -
george5911 wrote: »
That isn't their job
Do tell. What is their job? 😏0 -
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HappilyDistracted wrote: »
Do tell. What is their job? 😏MistressSara wrote: »
Oh! Oh! Let me!
By all means. We'll be waiting in the voice thread.1 -
I want someone sturdy, unbreakable 😁1
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leut_underpants wrote: »
I know. Who do you think taught him how to field dress the bird? That city boy wouldn't know how to do that!1 -
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leut_underpants wrote: »
So were you right and without flaw last time, or this time?
This *kitten* right here is why yer a *kitten* Lt., Lt.0 -
I need to say something here, and I want it to be heard and taken seriously.
@CoffeeAndContour, I need you. I'm a mess without you. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you, I miss being near you. I miss your laugh. I miss your scent; I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.3 -
CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
My Babe, never did I think I would find you, the one who “got” me, the one who always had my back and best interests at heart, the one who would finally make me understand what love feels like. You’re always on my mind, you’re always in my heart and when we aren’t together I dream of the next that will be. I yearn to be in your arms again, to create the most beautiful life with you, and to adore you as you deserve to be adored. Thank you for all that you are, you mean the absolute world to me and I am so blessed to have found you.
Listen to me, Snookums! I am your downy blanket of emotional rescue in this cesspool of cyber porn and newd currency. Our souls were made for better than this dystopian drama; they were made to LOVE! I won’t let the stanky leg shimmer of this den of inebriate uninhibtous abandon shade our lurve, @CoffeeAndContour. You is mah woman now!2 -
Wait, the creator of the thread gets to match himself before everyone else????
Niiiiiiccccee, @SwannySez2 -
yeah, but his choice is bound to upset the leut. @leut_underpants I mean. He's always been sweet on @CoffeeAndContour . This is quite the love triangle that @SwannySez has created...
*Goes to grab popcorn & a pop (yes, pop) & settles down to watch the inevitable clash*0 -
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