The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People
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Hi.
Yeah, not exactly sure how this works but I'd like to place an order please.
Thanks.4 -
JustPassingTime wrote: »projectsix wrote: »Hi.
Yeah, not exactly sure how this works but I'd like to place an order please.
Thanks.
That'll be 27.99 a month with a 50 dollar deposit with a year contract
But if you use the discount code Tankiscool well knock it down to 25.99 a month and throw in mine and @JustPassingTime shenanigans on mfp0 -
Tankiscool wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »projectsix wrote: »Hi.
Yeah, not exactly sure how this works but I'd like to place an order please.
Thanks.
That'll be 27.99 a month with a 50 dollar deposit with a year contract
But if you use the discount code Tankiscool well knock it down to 25.99 a month and throw in mine and @JustPassingTime shenanigans on mfp
but no backsies and no disputing with the god of all matches.
The god of all matches is available Monday through Friday 7am-6pm EST.2 -
JustPassingTime wrote: »projectsix wrote: »Hi.
Yeah, not exactly sure how this works but I'd like to place an order please.
Thanks.
That'll be 27.99 a month with a 50 dollar deposit with a year contract
You had me until the 12 month contract unless we can stipulate a clause in the event she's a flaming disaster who ruins every life she's involved in?
There's probably not a single woman on MFP who meets that criteria though, I'm maybe just worrying for no reason.3 -
projectsix wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »projectsix wrote: »Hi.
Yeah, not exactly sure how this works but I'd like to place an order please.
Thanks.
That'll be 27.99 a month with a 50 dollar deposit with a year contract
You had me until the 12 month contract unless we can stipulate a clause in the event she's a flaming disaster who ruins every life she's involved in?
There's probably not a single woman on MFP who meets that criteria though, I'm maybe just worrying for no reason.
Yolo homie what's the worst that could - happen - ??? Sit back and enjoy the ride - tank and time connection got your back - so it's really a no brainer2 -
JustPassingTime wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Tankiscool wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »projectsix wrote: »Hi.
Yeah, not exactly sure how this works but I'd like to place an order please.
Thanks.
That'll be 27.99 a month with a 50 dollar deposit with a year contract
But if you use the discount code Tankiscool well knock it down to 25.99 a month and throw in mine and @JustPassingTime shenanigans on mfp
but no backsies and no disputing with the god of all matches.
The god of all matches is available Monday through Friday 7am-6pm EST.
He should be available whenever. Supposed to be omnipresent at all times.
We’ve already established that he is on weekend lockdown and has limited presence. His omniscience however is unaffected and he is gonna punish you with a really bad match if you don’t watch it.1 -
JustPassingTime wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Tankiscool wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »projectsix wrote: »Hi.
Yeah, not exactly sure how this works but I'd like to place an order please.
Thanks.
That'll be 27.99 a month with a 50 dollar deposit with a year contract
But if you use the discount code Tankiscool well knock it down to 25.99 a month and throw in mine and @JustPassingTime shenanigans on mfp
but no backsies and no disputing with the god of all matches.
The god of all matches is available Monday through Friday 7am-6pm EST.
He should be available whenever. Supposed to be omnipresent at all times.
We’ve already established that he is on weekend lockdown and has limited presence. His omniscience however is unaffected and he is gonna punish you with a really bad match if you don’t watch it.
He cant. I just take up payments and my grumbling is just a disgruntled employee speaking my mind. On that note @projectsix if youre interested we take paypal for deposit and just message me your bank routing and account number. Well get you set up
I got this one. He knows I'm good at match ups...I've matched him up before... @projectsix how did the last one pan out?0 -
JustPassingTime wrote: »isalsayourface123 wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Tankiscool wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »projectsix wrote: »Hi.
Yeah, not exactly sure how this works but I'd like to place an order please.
Thanks.
That'll be 27.99 a month with a 50 dollar deposit with a year contract
But if you use the discount code Tankiscool well knock it down to 25.99 a month and throw in mine and @JustPassingTime shenanigans on mfp
but no backsies and no disputing with the god of all matches.
The god of all matches is available Monday through Friday 7am-6pm EST.
He should be available whenever. Supposed to be omnipresent at all times.
We’ve already established that he is on weekend lockdown and has limited presence. His omniscience however is unaffected and he is gonna punish you with a really bad match if you don’t watch it.
He cant. I just take up payments and my grumbling is just a disgruntled employee speaking my mind. On that note @projectsix if youre interested we take paypal for deposit and just message me your bank routing and account number. Well get you set up
I got this one. He knows I'm good at match ups...I've matched him up before... @projectsix how did the last one pan out?
Hey man! This is business and you're cutting in! Thats unethical
I technically already had him contracted first...0 -
JustPassingTime wrote: »isalsayourface123 wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »isalsayourface123 wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Tankiscool wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »projectsix wrote: »Hi.
Yeah, not exactly sure how this works but I'd like to place an order please.
Thanks.
That'll be 27.99 a month with a 50 dollar deposit with a year contract
But if you use the discount code Tankiscool well knock it down to 25.99 a month and throw in mine and @JustPassingTime shenanigans on mfp
but no backsies and no disputing with the god of all matches.
The god of all matches is available Monday through Friday 7am-6pm EST.
He should be available whenever. Supposed to be omnipresent at all times.
We’ve already established that he is on weekend lockdown and has limited presence. His omniscience however is unaffected and he is gonna punish you with a really bad match if you don’t watch it.
He cant. I just take up payments and my grumbling is just a disgruntled employee speaking my mind. On that note @projectsix if youre interested we take paypal for deposit and just message me your bank routing and account number. Well get you set up
I got this one. He knows I'm good at match ups...I've matched him up before... @projectsix how did the last one pan out?
Hey man! This is business and you're cutting in! Thats unethical
I technically already had him contracted first...
He came seeking a different offer
Hes gotta break the original contract in writing....till then👉0 -
isalsayourface123 wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »isalsayourface123 wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »isalsayourface123 wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Tankiscool wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »projectsix wrote: »Hi.
Yeah, not exactly sure how this works but I'd like to place an order please.
Thanks.
That'll be 27.99 a month with a 50 dollar deposit with a year contract
But if you use the discount code Tankiscool well knock it down to 25.99 a month and throw in mine and @JustPassingTime shenanigans on mfp
but no backsies and no disputing with the god of all matches.
The god of all matches is available Monday through Friday 7am-6pm EST.
He should be available whenever. Supposed to be omnipresent at all times.
We’ve already established that he is on weekend lockdown and has limited presence. His omniscience however is unaffected and he is gonna punish you with a really bad match if you don’t watch it.
He cant. I just take up payments and my grumbling is just a disgruntled employee speaking my mind. On that note @projectsix if youre interested we take paypal for deposit and just message me your bank routing and account number. Well get you set up
I got this one. He knows I'm good at match ups...I've matched him up before... @projectsix how did the last one pan out?
Hey man! This is business and you're cutting in! Thats unethical
I technically already had him contracted first...
He came seeking a different offer
Hes gotta break the original contract in writing....till then👉
I say settle this like gentlemen
Rock - paper - scissors .... go!1 -
Or is it paper rock scissors- either way .. go!0
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projectsix wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »projectsix wrote: »Hi.
Yeah, not exactly sure how this works but I'd like to place an order please.
Thanks.
That'll be 27.99 a month with a 50 dollar deposit with a year contract
You had me until the 12 month contract unless we can stipulate a clause in the event she's a flaming disaster who ruins every life she's involved in?
There's probably not a single woman on MFP who meets that criteria though, I'm maybe just worrying for no reason.
Yolo homie what's the worst that could - happen - ??? Sit back and enjoy the ride - tank and time connection got your back - so it's really a no brainer
It at the very least will be hilarious0 -
isalsayourface123 wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »isalsayourface123 wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Tankiscool wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »projectsix wrote: »Hi.
Yeah, not exactly sure how this works but I'd like to place an order please.
Thanks.
That'll be 27.99 a month with a 50 dollar deposit with a year contract
But if you use the discount code Tankiscool well knock it down to 25.99 a month and throw in mine and @JustPassingTime shenanigans on mfp
but no backsies and no disputing with the god of all matches.
The god of all matches is available Monday through Friday 7am-6pm EST.
He should be available whenever. Supposed to be omnipresent at all times.
We’ve already established that he is on weekend lockdown and has limited presence. His omniscience however is unaffected and he is gonna punish you with a really bad match if you don’t watch it.
He cant. I just take up payments and my grumbling is just a disgruntled employee speaking my mind. On that note @projectsix if youre interested we take paypal for deposit and just message me your bank routing and account number. Well get you set up
I got this one. He knows I'm good at match ups...I've matched him up before... @projectsix how did the last one pan out?
Hey man! This is business and you're cutting in! Thats unethical
I technically already had him contracted first...
You must have been a bad agent.0 -
kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »isalsayourface123 wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »isalsayourface123 wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »Tankiscool wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »projectsix wrote: »Hi.
Yeah, not exactly sure how this works but I'd like to place an order please.
Thanks.
That'll be 27.99 a month with a 50 dollar deposit with a year contract
But if you use the discount code Tankiscool well knock it down to 25.99 a month and throw in mine and @JustPassingTime shenanigans on mfp
but no backsies and no disputing with the god of all matches.
The god of all matches is available Monday through Friday 7am-6pm EST.
He should be available whenever. Supposed to be omnipresent at all times.
We’ve already established that he is on weekend lockdown and has limited presence. His omniscience however is unaffected and he is gonna punish you with a really bad match if you don’t watch it.
He cant. I just take up payments and my grumbling is just a disgruntled employee speaking my mind. On that note @projectsix if youre interested we take paypal for deposit and just message me your bank routing and account number. Well get you set up
I got this one. He knows I'm good at match ups...I've matched him up before... @projectsix how did the last one pan out?
Hey man! This is business and you're cutting in! Thats unethical
I technically already had him contracted first...
You must have been a bad agent.
Heeeeyyyy, now...I'm only as good as the material I have to work with. Maybe the bloke was a bad egg... I mean look @projectsix has already disappeared...1 -
JustPassingTime wrote: »Swanny, I'll take as many matches as you can give me. There are many rooms in my palacial lakefront estate and there really isn't a match I've seen yet who can keep up with me for longer than a week or so.
My advice for you, my classically witty friend, is to keep the matches coming until theres no more vacancy in the heartbreak hotel.
Bring them all on. This will be fun. The more the merrier.
@SwannySez isnt here so ill do it for you heres a list
@matchnumber1
@onethiccmama
@istaygucci
@despacita
@imthing1
@fembottwopointoh
Lemme know if you need more but don't tell swanny
You're missing one
@takeallmyloveyoumfpcheatingbastard
I heard she's a good time0 -
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isalsayourface123 wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »Swanny, I'll take as many matches as you can give me. There are many rooms in my palacial lakefront estate and there really isn't a match I've seen yet who can keep up with me for longer than a week or so.
My advice for you, my classically witty friend, is to keep the matches coming until theres no more vacancy in the heartbreak hotel.
Bring them all on. This will be fun. The more the merrier.
@SwannySez isnt here so ill do it for you heres a list
@matchnumber1
@onethiccmama
@istaygucci
@despacita
@imthing1
@fembottwopointoh
Lemme know if you need more but don't tell swanny
You're missing one
@takeallmyloveyoumfpcheatingbastard
I heard she's a good time
She stood me up. It still hurts.0 -
Swanny, I'll take as many matches as you can give me. There are many rooms in my palacial lakefront estate and there really isn't a match I've seen yet who can keep up with me for longer than a week or so.
My advice for you, my classically witty friend, is to keep the matches coming until theres no more vacancy in the heartbreak hotel.
Bring them all on. This will be fun. The more the merrier.
You'll be too tired for other matches my friend... and as for living in your palatial lakefront estate
you'll have to find the keys for the cuffs and basement first..
Now hush.. or you'll wake the other inhabitants. 😈
Welcome to Australia 😂0 -
isalsayourface123 wrote: »JustPassingTime wrote: »Swanny, I'll take as many matches as you can give me. There are many rooms in my palacial lakefront estate and there really isn't a match I've seen yet who can keep up with me for longer than a week or so.
My advice for you, my classically witty friend, is to keep the matches coming until theres no more vacancy in the heartbreak hotel.
Bring them all on. This will be fun. The more the merrier.
@SwannySez isnt here so ill do it for you heres a list
@matchnumber1
@onethiccmama
@istaygucci
@despacita
@imthing1
@fembottwopointoh
Lemme know if you need more but don't tell swanny
You're missing one
@takeallmyloveyoumfpcheatingbastard
I heard she's a good time
She stood me up. It still hurts.
Oh. Still bitter Bout that huh? @SwannySez0 -
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Swanny, I'll take as many matches as you can give me. There are many rooms in my palacial lakefront estate and there really isn't a match I've seen yet who can keep up with me for longer than a week or so.
My advice for you, my classically witty friend, is to keep the matches coming until theres no more vacancy in the heartbreak hotel.
Bring them all on. This will be fun. The more the merrier.
You'll be too tired for other matches my friend... and as for living in your palatial lakefront estate
you'll have to find the keys for the cuffs and basement first..
Now hush.. or you'll wake the other inhabitants. 😈
Welcome to Australia 😂
I've got a special room in mind for you, my sweet first match of the week. Your going to love it. Its the same room that Yahoo Serious stayed in when he visited me last year this time.
But you will be required to sign a waiver before your visit, and cell phones are not allowed. If your cool with this we can get started whenever your ready. But I promise you, nothing can prepare you for this.
I like your confidence..
Let's get started.. I'm prepared, the question is, are you? 😈😂
Please don't forget the safe word, I've broken so many matches that way. I'm hoping you'll last at least the week my sweet, succulent little tomcat 😉
I have a feeling one of us may not survive this, I hope your insurances are all paid up :laugh:1 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Swanny, I'll take as many matches as you can give me. There are many rooms in my palacial lakefront estate and there really isn't a match I've seen yet who can keep up with me for longer than a week or so.
My advice for you, my classically witty friend, is to keep the matches coming until theres no more vacancy in the heartbreak hotel.
Bring them all on. This will be fun. The more the merrier.
You'll be too tired for other matches my friend... and as for living in your palatial lakefront estate
you'll have to find the keys for the cuffs and basement first..
Now hush.. or you'll wake the other inhabitants. 😈
Welcome to Australia 😂
I've got a special room in mind for you, my sweet first match of the week. Your going to love it. Its the same room that Yahoo Serious stayed in when he visited me last year this time.
But you will be required to sign a waiver before your visit, and cell phones are not allowed. If your cool with this we can get started whenever your ready. But I promise you, nothing can prepare you for this.
I like your confidence..
Let's get started.. I'm prepared, the question is, are you? 😈😂
Please don't forget the safe word, I've broken so many matches that way. I'm hoping you'll last at least the week my sweet, succulent little tomcat 😉
I have a feeling one of us may not survive this, I hope your insurances are all paid up :laugh:
Uh dude - jo don’t play homie -
Also what up peaches 😉0 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Swanny, I'll take as many matches as you can give me. There are many rooms in my palacial lakefront estate and there really isn't a match I've seen yet who can keep up with me for longer than a week or so.
My advice for you, my classically witty friend, is to keep the matches coming until theres no more vacancy in the heartbreak hotel.
Bring them all on. This will be fun. The more the merrier.
You'll be too tired for other matches my friend... and as for living in your palatial lakefront estate
you'll have to find the keys for the cuffs and basement first..
Now hush.. or you'll wake the other inhabitants. 😈
Welcome to Australia 😂
I've got a special room in mind for you, my sweet first match of the week. Your going to love it. Its the same room that Yahoo Serious stayed in when he visited me last year this time.
But you will be required to sign a waiver before your visit, and cell phones are not allowed. If your cool with this we can get started whenever your ready. But I promise you, nothing can prepare you for this.
I like your confidence..
Let's get started.. I'm prepared, the question is, are you? 😈😂
Please don't forget the safe word, I've broken so many matches that way. I'm hoping you'll last at least the week my sweet, succulent little tomcat 😉
I have a feeling one of us may not survive this, I hope your insurances are all paid up :laugh:
Uh dude - jo don’t play homie -
Also what up peaches 😉
Hey Rob 👋🤗0 -
So, y'all have been busy little bees, I see. We need some birds too.2
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Hi everyone!!0
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Hello0
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Yesss helloooo 🙃0
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hueritahsarinana wrote: »Yesss helloooo 🙃
@SwannySez , where'dya go man? This young lady needs your divine wisdom. you know I'd offer, but I'd do nothing but disappoint @hueritahsarinana , you, and the MFP Community as a whole.
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hueritahsarinana wrote: »Yesss helloooo 🙃
It appears the official matchmaker is away, but maybe I can get some general information from you while you wait for him to see you.
1. Is it important for you and your partner to have matching hair and / or eye color?
2. Do you like rodeos?
3. What do you want to be when you grow up?
4. How many times do you blink in a typical day?
5. Is your second toe longer than your big toe?Nacho_Daddy wrote: »hueritahsarinana wrote: »Yesss helloooo 🙃
@SwannySez , where'dya go man? This young lady needs your divine wisdom. you know I'd offer, but I'd do nothing but disappoint @hueritahsarinana , you, and the MFP Community as a whole.
Awwwww, lookit you two!
Now then, young miss... Young miss?0
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